Title: The Way To A Man's Heart
Author: Ladymynx
Fandom: FAKE
Word Count: 150
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own FAKE -- that's Ms. Matoh – although if I did I'd make it into an anime series.
Spoilers: Old married couple
Warnings: None
Characters/Pairings: Dee x Ryo
Notes: I don't know…does this one make Ryo look too domesticated? I got this while – believe it or not, looking at a recipe for honey-lemon chicken here which I intend on trying. May make this a little longer.

Ryo grinned in satisfaction as he carefully set the broiler pan on the stove. The sweet and spicy scent of the honey-lemon chicken filled the kitchen.

"In your face, Emeril," Ryo said aloud.

Dee strode into the kitchen. He rubbed his hands together and announced, "Okay, the wine is chilling, the appetizers are set out and as you can hear, the dulcet tones of Miles Davis is playing. I'm going to grab a smoke before our guests arrive."

"Wait a sec, lover," Ryo tore a piece of the tender chicken off and held it up. Dee took it in his mouth and made a show of sucking the juice from Ryo's fingers.

"Well?"

"Oh baby, if I wasn't in love with you before I am now," Dee said.

"So you're saying the way to your heart is through your stomach?"

Dee gave his trademark arrogant grin, "Try a little lower."