This one is kind of long so get the popcorn lol

and SCRUBS is the FUNNEST SHOW ON EARTH!!!! Also Family Guy, maybe Simpsons, and maybe Are You Smarter Then A Fifth Grader. I mean those people on that show are SO stupid. Its not even funny, I mean the dude used his hands to find the answer of 5x2. OMG!!!! That was sooo funny.

I'm just babbling so enjoy the chapter

We were walking to a tent in the parking lot. As soon as I walked in I saw some bald dude looking at some map. He then pressed a button on the control and the map was gone. "Hello Chief." The old dude said. He then looked at me "Hello Sergent Major." I just nodded and looked at the Chief. He was saluting the old dude. I decided to follow what the Chief did. He smiled a little bit and said, "You are a big time Greenhorn aren't you? Oh well in time for small talk." He pressed a button on the panel and another different map showed on the screen. "Gentlemen, we have covenant artillery just 5-10 miles south of here in this little area of houses. Now since the guns are placed near civilian homes we will have you take the long route while the 1st infantry division will divert their attention. You will have echo company with you and pelicans will drop you right in the middle of them artillery guns. There are 10 to 15 guns and unknown number of infantry. You guys are jumping so gear up." He then saluted, we did the same.

The Chief then turned around and went out of the tent. I turned around getting ready to leave but the Old dude stopped me yet again by saying, "Sergent Major! Take of the hat and put this on!" I turned around and he tossed be a green metal helmet. I did what he said, I took off my Cubs hat and put on the helmet. I strapped it on and a little screen started coming down on my left eye. A head set popped from the right. And then the weird part started. I herd a female voice coming from the set. "Nice too see you Sergent Major." "What who's there?!" I replied. The voice started to laugh. "I am a A.I in the helmet. My name is Corona. But no time for explanation you need to suit up." Then the screen was on and I could see how much ammo I had, and a small map.

I walked out of the tent and another thing was tossed at me. "OMPH!" I went as a bag was tossed at me. "There, your parachuting in." Said the Chief in a dead tone. "Get a Battle rifle and a lot of ammo and go to that bird." He pointed at the Ammo dump then at one of the Pelicans. "Got it." said as I was putting on the chute. Then I noticed he had no chute. "What about yours?" I asked. He then just walked away. "His suit's too heavy." Corona said out of nowhere. She scared me yet again. "He needs too be dropped off by a pod." "Gee thanks." I sad sarcastically as I was loading my AR and strapping the BR around my back. "Anything to be of assistance." She said happily. I finally got to the Pelican, and soldiers were giving me funny looks. Yeah I know a kid with a AR that goes into a Pelican getting ready for battle will get some looks...I assume. Anyway the Pelican took off and other birds started to follow.

I had my head down looking at the floor. "Hey! Kid nice, to see you again!" the sound of the soldier's voice sounded familiar. I looked up and I saw McKinney. "Hey Mr. McKinney!" The soldiers in the Bird started laughing. "Hey don't call the 'Sarge' 'Mr.'!" One soldier said. I was confused but before I could ask about this the pilot yelled out, "STAND UP AND CLIP ON!!!" Everyone stood up and clipped on. I did the same I took the clip hanging from my back and clipped it on the ceiling. "30 SECONDS!" the pilot yelled.

30 seconds were the slowest of my life. The green light then flashed on the ceiling. "GO!" Yelled the pilot and the soldiers were yelling and jumping out of the bird. I was the last one to go and yelling at the top of my lungs. I was then flying through the sky then a great sharp pain came on my back. I suddenly was slowed down by a great force. I looked up and the parachute was up. I went through the clouds and saw the guns. I finally dropped down the ground and I was surrounded by soldiers. They all started running toward the guns. I then unhooked my chute and started running towards the guns. "Sergent Major the guns are about 30 clicks away from here." "Damn it Corona quit scaring me like that!" I yelled into the mike. "Oh I'm sorry maybe I should warn you...Or will that scare you too?"

"Ha Ha Ha very funny Corona." I went to the rally point and met up with the battalion. Then I herd a huge streaking sound coming out of the sky. "Here comes our metal commander now." Corona said.

The pod then dropped and the chief popped out. Chief then came out of the pod breathing heavily. He was like one of those REALLY OLD movies. That um... whats his name... Darth Vader thats it. Anyway the Chief came out of the pod. And started to give out orders. "I want to teams, One team goes through the houses checking for Brutes and other Covenant. Team Two is to deactivate and destroy the artillery guns. I was commanding team one. We then split up and started searching houses. Some were empty, some housed some Covenant, some housed civilians. But then I was standing in front of this very old 21st century home. The blue paint was wearing off, the drive way was cracked, the basketball hoop was rusted and it seemed like the house was inhabited for centuries. I took McKinney with me. "Do you know what happened to this house?" I asked the sarge as he was trying to bust the wooden door open. "Yeah, this house is a national monument, it used to house a great general back in the 21st century during the Iraq war. He stopped the resistance and stopped the war. But he was shot in the head the next day. He was only 21 years of age."

He finally got the door open and went through. "Corona show me the blue prints of this house." I said and blue prints showed up on the screen. "Okay go look up stairs while I search the bottom." McKinney nodded and went up. I went down stairs to what seemed like one big room. There was old computer on corner, a old Samsung T.V to the right of the stairs and too more rooms. I checked both of them and were empty. One was like a big storage room, the other was a game room. It was filled with old games and a system. I then started to check the crawl space. It led to a empty cemented room. "Nothing" I said to my self. Then I saw a door right below me. I opened it up and saw stairs leading down. I went down the stairs, "I got a bad feeling Sergent Major, the blueprints show nothing about a underground basement." I still went down the stairs and it led to a door. I then loaded my gun and started too open the door slowly. I got it opened enough that I went through the door. The room was filled with old century guns. It was dating back to WWII and I was amazed at it. "THIS MUST BE WORTH MILLIONS BY NOW." Corona said in shock. I looked at the walls that were filled with guns. M16, M4A1, M1 Garand, XM8, HK416, Barret sniper rifle, M2 machine gun, M1A1 Thompson, BAR, AK74, AK47, Daewoo K2, Daewoo K1, STG 44, FN SCAR, Steyr AUG, SAW, and many other guns.

Then I herd a door open, I quickly turned around and right there I saw a girl as tall as me had me at gun point. "Whats your name?" she asked me.

"Why you ask? Your going to shoot me anyway." I replied

She then chuckled

"Why would I shoot a 14 year old?" She said and put the gun away

"How did you know I was 14?" I asked "And what are you doing here?"

"You should be asking that question to your self." she replied

"Corona you know this girl?" I asked

"I have the same idea as you Mike. I got nothing."

I pointed the AR at her.

"Listen okay I don't know whats going on and I expect an explanation right now or else I'll shoot." I told her

She then sighed

"For a 2.1 you are really useless aren't you? Okay I'll tell you," She got a root beer from a mini-fridge and started drinking.

"Listen I got no time to see you drink I got a mission to accomplish and your holding me back!" I yelled.

"Okay I'm a 1.1. I fled from the Covenant back when the sirens went off. I found this little monument and found this room, and I started living out here ever since. Sergent Major Chung."

"How do you know my name?" I asked

"Oh Durga told me."

"Durga?"

"A really powerful ex-military A.I, she's in my chatter."

Then another female voice started going "Sergent Major Michael Chung. Born on May 18th. Mother is Maria. Maria was part of the Spartan II project. Call sign: Spartan 062. She retired and helped test the new..."

I cut "Durga" off

"WHOA! Where did you get this kind of information?!"

"She a curious girl." Replied the blond

"Okay I know the A.I but who are you?"

"Me? I'm..."

McKinney interrupted her

"HEY KID WHERE ARE YOU?!!"

"I got to go." I then took a HK416 and a lot of ammo clips of the wall as sedimentary trophy. Or something like that

The blond then started talking, "Listen, you ever wondered on why your in the Army?"

After she said the sentence she stopped me after opening the door. I turned around and said "Of course."

"You ever feel different? That your better then anybody else? That your smarter, faster, and stronger then anybody else? I have all the answers. Meet me back here at 12 o'clock." I then went out the door. "Listen Corona, I would like it if you wouldn't show that on the report okay?" I asked her. She then replied, "I understand Mike." and went up the stairs. She was right I was faster then any one, smarter then anyone but too lazy since I know it all, and of course I was stronger. I opened up the storage door and met McKinney. He jumped back.

"Jeez kid you scared me." He looked at the HK416 I was holding. "WOW! Nice gun now give me you AR since you have 3 guns."

"Yeah sure." I gave him my Assault Rifle and my Assault Rifle ammo.

"Dang Kid you have A LOT of ammo!"

"Yeah a gun's use less without ammo." I said and we went out of the house.