Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of its characters! Hence why I am a fan!

A/N: Hey everyone! I'm Bloodpatternblue and I will be you're hostess for this evening!

Konrad explained that he and I are co-writing this story… I came up with the idea of it but Konrad did a lot of the plot line, so we are both to blame for this atrocity! He! He! He! It's a good idea and I'm glad I came up with it! Anyway!

On with part two!

ENJOY!

THE MARVELLOUS GRAND ADVENTURES OF MARY SUE

Part two

"Hi everyone!" she chirped merrily. "My name is Mary Sue and I'm a Saiyan from the past who's Vegeta's sister and Goku's mother, Bardocks dead lover, Goku's twin sister, Trunks ultimate wife and Vegeta's lost lover and the one who can stop Cell all at the same time!"

"Kami, no..." muttered inaudibly Trunks and Chaozu simultaneously.

"Mary Sue?" Bulma asked herself.

"Yes that's right! I'm here to beat Cell and steal all the guys' hearts away from their loved ones!" Mary Sue said with a cute little smile.

"What!" Trunks and Chaozu asked astonished.

Chaozu looked around at the Z Senshi. Everyone was staring starry eyed at the mysterious girl, like they didn't even hear what she just said.

"Oh you! Stop joking around!" Bulma chirped laughing.

A wicked smile washed over Mary Sue's face, it seemed only Chaozu and Trunks could tell there was something horribly wrong with this scene.

"And how exactly will you be doing that!" Trunks asked suspiciously.

"Oh Trunks! Stop being a party pooper!" Bulma said.

"Party pooper… such insightful words from a beautiful woman!" Vegeta said scribbling them down in his note book.

"Give it a REST!" Bulma shouted kicking Vegeta up the butt.

Vegeta went flying and landed in front of the amazingly sexy Mary Sue.

"OUCH!" He said rubbing his sore behind.

Vegeta looked up into Mary Sue's deep eyes and got lost in her perfect frame and features. Mary Sue smirked as Vegeta started to dribble on himself in front of her.

"Father? Are you ok?" Trunks asked walking over to his father.

Trunks lent down and put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder. Vegeta quickly spun around.

"HUBA DOBBA DOHH WEEEEEEHHHOOOOOO WEEEEE HOOOOOO NO DUHIWANO!" Vegeta spat out as his pupils shrunk to microscopic size.

"What's wrong with him!" Chaozu yelled.

"He looks like he has been drugged or something! Mother, we got to get him!" Trunks yelled, scared for his father's life.

"Oh don't worry!" Mary Sue said almost singing. "He is just madly in love with me! The power of my endless beauty has crushed his soul and mind!" Mary Sue chanted.

"What are you up to!" Chaozu yelled.

"Tenshinhan!" Tenshinhan yelled at Chaozu.

"But Tenshinhan! She is EVIL!" Chaozu yelled.

"OHHH!" The Z Senshi gasped in unison.

"What did you just say?" Chichi yelled getting her fry pan ready.

Chaozu sighed and turned to Trunks.

"Something is wrong, Trunks! They don't see what's happening here!" Chaozu yelled frustrated.

"I know what you mean!" He said turning to Mary Sue.

Mary Sue looked down at Trunks and smiled sweetly fluttering her eyelashes.

"That won't work on me! What are you up to!" Trunks yelled still holding his father as he drooled.

"What ever do you mean? I'm not evil, Trunks! I'm here to save the day!" She said innocently.

"Oh yeah? If you are who you say you are… Show me you're power then!" Trunks yelled.

Mary Sue sighed.

"Now look Trunks! I'm here to help…and besides! Whom ever I show my powers to will die a very, VERY… slow, horrible excruciatingly painful death!" Mary Sue said flicking her hair from her eyes.

"Ooowww!" The guys in the Z Senshi moaned as her beautiful skin glistened in the sunlight.

The Z Senshi all walked over to Mary Sue to start to greet her properly. Chaozu grabbed Trunks arm.

"We need to get out of here Trunks… Before what ever has come over them will happen to us!" Chaozu warned.

"You're right! But I'm taking my Father! My mother seems to be ok…" Trunks said as he watched his mother become best friends with the evil stranger.

"And I'm taking Tenshinhan! We need to devise a plan!" Chaozu said dragging the Triclops away from the group.

"I think I know who can help us… although! It won't be easy… And I wish we had a different option!" Trunks sighed.

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"Are you sure about this Trunks?" Chaozu asked as he held Tenshinhan.

"Well it's our only option… who else is going to know what to do?" Trunks sighed holding his still drugged out father.

"Yeah I know… but…She… scares me…" Chaozu said shivering.

"Well I'm sure she can't be that bad…" Trunks smiled at his friend.

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"Ok who is going to challenge me first!" Mary Sue asked as her tail whisked behind her gracefully.

"ME!" Goku yelled bouncing up and down on his butt.

Chichi pulled out, from who knows where, a huge fry pan. She rammed it against the side of Goku's head and he went flying into Bulma's house.

"Goku…" Krillin said watching the Saiyan fly into the building.

"I will challenge you! You little vixen!" Chichi huffed her face still red from rage.

"Fine suit your self!" Mary Sue smirked.

"Gee Chichi…DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN MY HOUSE!" Bulma yelled pointing at the caved in dome shaped house.

"Nobody tells my Goku what to do but me!" Chichi said getting her magical fry pan ready.

"Don't say I didn't warn you!" Mary Sue smiled.

Chichi ran toward the slim girl, Mary Sue stood smirking as the older woman charged at her. Mary Sue flicked her hair backwards and gave Chichi an evil, overwhelmingly frightening look. All of a sudden Chichi stopped in her tracks and dropped the huge fry pan. The Z Senshi stood in anticipation as Chichi didn't move a muscle.

"Chichi?" Bulma asked.

"Mom…?" Gohan asked looking up from his book.

"Mary Sue…" Chichi whispered.

The Z Senshi looked at each other confused. Chichi looked up, her eyes clouded with tears and starts and a huge smile was whipped across her face.

"MARY SUE! You're my best friend!" Chichi shouted as she ran to hug the girl.

A huge evil grin spread across Mary Sue's face as all the Z Senshi came in for one huge hug.

"We love you Mary Sue!" The all cheered in unison like stupid lovesick puppies.

"Of course you do…" She smirked. "I'm Mary Sue… Everyone loves me! MUHHH HA AHA HA AHA HA!" Mary Sue laughed evilly.

Goku stood up from the rubble of Bulma's house. Small yellow birds where still flying around his head as he looked at all the Z Senshi and smiled. He stood up straight and lent his head back.

"MUHHH HA AHA HA AHA HA!" Goku laughed copying Mary Sue.

The Z Senshi stopped and looked at Goku.

"Oh Goku!" Bulma giggled.

A huge frying pan came flying at Goku's head as he went flying again into Bulma's house again.

"Chichi!" Bulma screamed.

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"She turned my dad into a dribbling idiot! Not to mention what she did to Tenshinhan…" Trunks sighed.

"TENSHINHAN!" Tenshinhan shouted beating his chest.

"It's ok Tenshinhan!" Chaozu said calming the man down.

"NFREOG HRIWVN CSIWEQNUP!" Vegeta yelled from a bed in the corner.

"We really need your guidance! What do we do? Our powers are useless against her!" Trunks pleaded.

Babba stroked her chin slowly. She sighed and looked into her crystal ball. She hummed some old language as Trunks and Chaozu waited for her reply.

"Yes… I see what you mean… She is unlike any force we have ever faced before! She is a million and one times stronger than Cell… not to mention she has an evil aura that sucks people's souls into a deep black hole!" Bubba sighed.

"What are we to do if we can't beat her?" Chaozu asked looking at his beloved friend.

"There seems there is only one option we can try…" Babba said getting there attention.

"Yes… what is it?" Trunks asked.

Babba held out her hand and imitated a cough. Trunks sighed and reached into his pocket. He pulled out a capsule that held a suitcase full of money.

"10 000 000 Zeni…" Trunks said handing her the suitcase.

"Thank you… you're too kind!" She greedily smiled.

Trunks rolled his eyes.

"We need to travel to the other world… I have some friends who may very well be of help to us!" She said smiling.

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That's the end of part two!

What is Mary Sue up to? Can anyone possibly save DBZ from the evilest enemy in the history of Fan fiction?

Stay tuned for part three!