Host: We are back with Whose Line is it Anyways? NarutoStyle! Due to technical difficulties, we weren't able to introduce our last contestant!

Hinata in the distance: You'll never catch me now, bitches!

Host directs security towards her: Catch her damn it! Looks to the audience Sorry…..on with the show! As I was saying, our last contestant is……Akimichi Choji!

Choji: Thank you for having me! Looks at Host. Can I have a bag of chips?

Host: Uh…uh….I guess, I don't see anything wrong with that…talks into his microphone Can we get Choji some chips?

Stage crew comes out with bag of chips: Here you go, Mr. Akimichi

Choji: Thanks starts eating the chips

Host: Now, back with the show-

Choji: Mr. Host?

Host, irritated: Yes, Choji?

Choji: Can I have another bag of chips?

Host: No, now shut up, or I'll slit your throat. Any objections, anyone?

Naruto, Sakura, Jiraiya: No, we're good

Choji whimpers

Host: Finally….now back to the show

(( The seating order is Naruto on the far left, Jiraiya to the right of him, then Choji, and Sakura on the far right.))

Host: Okay, contestants, the first game we have is-

Sakura: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Host and audience look at Sakura: What's wrong, Sakura?

Sakura: Choji is eating my fingers!!!! Everyone looks at Choji with Sakura's hand in her mouth

Choji: It's not my fault! He continues to lick Sakura's fingers They taste like pineapples! I love pineapples!

Host: Someone get him some food!

Men come out with a plate of meat

Host: sighs we will be back….after the break….to himself Stupid ass Choji…

Commercial

Sasuke: Are you pissed that when your teacher makes you get the bells from his side pockets? Well we have a solution! With this!

Takes out a .44 Magnum

This is what we call the .44Magnumusedtoshootyourdamnteacherformakingyoudothisstupidexercise

This .44Magnumusedtoshootyourdamnteacherformakingyoudothisstupidexercise follows the sound of bells, no matter what note it plays. For example: points to someone off camera Release the teacher.

Kakashi pops up: Hey Sasuke! Think you can get my bells? Takes out Make-Out Paradise

Sasuke pulls out gun: I don't think, I know.

BAM! Kakashi is dead, Sasuke walks up to him.

Sasuke: Who has your damn bells now, MOFO?!

Warning: This stunt was tested by experts, side effects are the user will be hunt down and killed for the murder of their teacher. .44Magnumusedtoshootyourdamnteacherformakingyoudothisstupidexercise will not work against Sound Ninja, or if you are at a church with multiple bells, you may not use this item if: You have herpes, carrying a baby, have AIDS, or if you have constipation.