Host: Finally…….sighs we can get back to our show…

Audience: Applauds

Host: Now, to introduce our band members….first, there's Shikamaru Nara with the bass guitar!

Shikamaru: Judging from the size of the guitar and the maximum strings on this, I can probably play-

Host: Shut the fuck up you stupid four eyes!

Shikamaru, scared: B-b-b-but I'm not wearing glasse-

Host, furious: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT FUCKING PERSON!!

Shikamaru is in a corner, rocking back and forth: Scared……scar-r-r-red

Host is calm: Next, we have Aburame Shino on the piano!

Shino: Thanks! Puts his hands behind his hands Music is playing Look ma! No hands!

Host: Da fuck? Tells cameraman to zoom into the piano, sees bugs jumping up and down

That's it, you're fired Looks to security Get him off stage

Shino: B-b-but the bugs don't play if I don't tell them to……..

Host: Not if I pay them10 nickels for each song…takes out a nickel You like-y the shiny??

Bugs, excited: Bee-dee-bee-dee-buh-doh!

Shino is being dragged off stage: I will be back! You can't get rid of me so easily!

Host: Shino? The 80s called. They want their shades back!

Host: We will be back, after the break…..and hopefully….start the show….

Commercial: Jiraiya pops up

Jiraiya: Hey lads and……..lads!

Announcer: Must be over the age of 15 to view this commercial

Jiraiya: Are you reaching that period of time when all you can think about is sex? Well that happens to me also, for the past 35 years of my life! But now, I have invented a new item used to help you during this period of curiosity! With this! The Boob-Magnificationer! Takes out a telescope My friends want to call it a telescope, but that is the most retarded name I have ever heard of! The Boob-Magnificationer first started as a toilet paper roll! But then I borrowed Shino's shades to increase the power! Along with some of my own personal chakra, I made the Boob-Magnificationer! It can zoom into anything! But mostly used for our own pervertious reasons! For example!

Takes out the Boob-Magnificationer and adjusts it and positions it into a hole

Jiraiya: And you look into it like so……..puts his eyes in it drools

Girl #1: Hey everybody! Jiraiya jerks We have a peeking Tom over here!

Girl #2: That pervert! Covers herself up

Girl #3: Let's jump him!

All girls chase Jiraiya

Jiraiya: I wasn't looking at you! I-I-I-I was just checking to see if you had anything wrong with you..

Girl #3: So you think we're deformed??

Jiraiya: N-n-n-no….

Girl #3: Aww hell, Let's jump his fucking ass for getting all up in our grille! Cuz that's how we roll!

Jiraiya runs off in the distance

Boob-Magnificationer has other uses such as: Stalking your lover, looking at the stars, blinding someone, whacking a molester, and using it as a pipe to smoke drugs.

No side-effects, so far……may get receive narrow eyes for staring so long.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The The show actually starts next chapter! blame the retarded Naruto characters for being douches

Yay so far everyone likes these, so I will keep writing, with other episodes such as

Whose Line is it Anyway? Narutostyle with the bad guys!!

Orochimaru, Itachi, Sasuke ((for the moment)), and Kabuto!