A/N: Thank you so much to all my reviewers. I'm now at 80 reviews exactly. I really would post all your names but I don't think you guys would want to read that list, not to mention I would probably leave out (by accident) 15 people. Thank you guys so much! Enough of my mindless chatter, here's chapter 11.
Draco joined in with Hermione's laughter. Seeing the smile on her face made him so happy although he wasn't sure why. At that moment, Draco realized just how much his wife meant to him.
Chapter 11 : Actually sir, it's Malfoy now
Hermione stood nervously in front of the fireplace. Today she would be going back to Hogwarts, her real home.
Ever since the wedding, Hermione and Draco had avoided their parents as much as possible and ended up spending almost all their time together and with Blaise.
The newlyweds had gotten very close, it seemed like they were the type of friends that took baths together when they were little. It was impossible to tell that they were once enemies.
Hermione and Blaise had also gotten much closer. They knew each other so well and were able to read each other like a book. Hermione could keep no secrets from Blaise and Blaise could keep none from his sister either.
But now summer was over and Hermione was the last to get into the fireplace to floo to platform nine and three-quarters. She was extremely nervous. Hermione was now a Zabini, and Zabinis were true Slytherins, so how would the Gryffindor react? Scratch that. Not only was she a Zabini, she was a Malfoy. Malfoy, as in 'I-am-an-evil-prat-who-can-get-anyone-to-wipe-my-ass-with-a-snap-of-my-fingers' Malfoy.
What will everyone do? Hermione thought. Only one way to find out.
With that, Hermione stepped into the fireplace and said clearly, "Platform nine and three-quarters."
Draco and Blaise had told Hermione that she should tell everyone about their current…situation. After all, no one would care that Draco married a Zabini (even if she was in Gryffindor) but everyone would care that Hermione was married to her enemy.
As soon as Hermione landed and stepped out of the ashes, she was suffocated by a blur with a very distinct red on top. Hermione couldn't help but grin as Ron did this, but softly pushed him away since air was a main factor in living.
Ron blushed but was saved from saying anything by Harry and Ginny as they each gave Hermione a huge hug.
She couldn't help but laugh at her friend's antics. Shaking her head slowly she said, "It hasn't been that long since I saw you. How was the rest of your summer?"
As soon as she said this, Hermione was met with three different people all telling her different same stories. Ginny was telling her best friend about how she had gotten another secret admirer note (Blaise had apparently been inspired), while Ron and Harry were both telling her about various quidditch matches, all of which bored the hell out of her.
Laughing Hermione thought, this is gonna be the longest train ride.
It definitely was.
By the time Hermione walked towards the great hall, she felt like she was going to rip her ears off if she heard one more thing about quidditch. She got that boys could get excited about the bloody sport but at some point, she was going to kick them in the balls…hard
When Hermione entered for the welcoming speech, she was met with stares, cat calls and lots of guys checking her out but everyone quickly turned away when they saw Harry and Ron's murderous glares.
"Wow, is that really you Hermione? You look amazing! What make up are you wearing?" As soon as she sat down, Lavender and Pavarti flooded Hermione with questions, to which Hermione tried her best to answer.
Halfway through the meal Ginny yelped and stared at Hermione's hand before screaming, "Why is there an engagement ring on your left hand?"
Across the hall both Blaise and Draco looked at the Gryffindor table curiously to see what Hermione would do.
Hermione turned to Ginny and said, "Actually, there's not just an engagement ring but a wedding ring too."
Everyone stared at her. Hermione Granger? Married? This was just weird.
Ginny was gaping at Hermione. "That doesn't explain why its there!" she exclaimed.
Hermione sighed. "Honestly Gin, I thought that would be pretty obvious."
With that Hermione went back to eating her meal, much to the dismay of the entire great hall.
Hermione's brother and husband were doing there very best to keep from laughing on the floor; all they could manage though was an expressionless face.
The students were in too much shock to ask any more questions, still busy processing this new information.
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Hermione overslept the next morning. And the only thing she could think as she ran down to breakfast was 'shit, shit, shit, shit.'
She was just in time to get her schedule from McGonagall. And seeing as how she had potions first, she headed immediately to the dungeon (partly because she wanted to avoid all the questions about being married).
Hermione walked in the classroom to see Slytherins on one side and Gryffindors on the other. I wonder why Dumbledore never gives us Gryffindors any mercy by putting us with Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff for potions. Must be that weird (and senile) sense of humor of his.
Hermione sat down in her usual seat next to Harry and Ron. As soon as they opened their mouths to ask her what everyone was dying to know, Snape walked in.
"Can anyone tell me why this new method of mixing potions, which consists of changing the ingredients to create less steps, is completely idiotic?"
Hermione's hand instantly shot into the air. Snape paused to see if anyone else was going to even attempt to answer the question, but seeing that it was only Hermione's hand in the air he said, "Since no one else seems to have done his or her homework, Ms. Granger?"
When Hermione looked at him blankly he raised his eyebrows. "Ms. Granger are you aware that I just called on you?"
The Slytherins snickered (with the exception of Blaise and Draco, of course).
"Oh I'm sorry sir," Hermione told Snape, "But it's not Granger anymore."
When she didn't elaborate Professor Snape looked at her curiously and asked her what her new name.
Hermione raised her left hand up so that he could see the enormous diamond engagement ring along with the wedding ring and she said, "Well sir, my married name is Malfoy."
Everyone in the room stared at her and than looked at Malfoy, who was grinning like mad.
It was Pansy Parkinson that broke the silence, "NO! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT A FILTHY MUDBLOOD LIKE YOU WOULD EVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR DRACO!"
Draco was about to reply but was cut off by Hermione, "First of all, I am not a mudblood as you so kindly put it," the entire room gasped and stared at her, but she just continued, "And second of all, I'll prove it."
Hermione stood up and gracefully walked over to where Draco was sitting. She gently pulled him up and started making out with him, right in the middle of the potions classroom.
Everyone was in total shock.
After snogging for a noticeable amount of time Draco and Hermione pulled apart. Ignoring the classroom Draco whispered in Hermione's ear, "You know, this class is pretty stupid. Maybe we should do that again just to make sure they completely understand our meaning."
Hermione laughed at this and playfully slapped him on the shoulder. Hermione gave Draco a warm smile and kissed him on the cheek before returning to her seat.
Hermione turned towards the potions professor and said, "Sir, would you like me to answer the question now?"
Snape was completely bewildered. Did he really just see the Gryffindor princess and the Slytherin prince make out after claiming to be married? No, definitely not…right?
Instead of replying to his student's question, Snape just said, "Ms. Gran- my apologies, Mrs. Malfoy Snape's voice cracked as he said this you said that you were not muggle-born?"
Hermione sighed, "Yes, I did. Before I got married to Draco and took on his last name, my full name, although I only recently learned about this, was Luciana Amadora Zabini." Hermione turned to Blaise, who was grinning like a mad man, "Do you wanna give the brief summery? I've told it so many times I think I would go insane I see if I have to again."
Blaise, happy to join in on scaring the crap out of his classmates said, "Sure sis. Basically everyone, including myself, thought that Luciana was a muggle-born when she was actually my twin sister. We learned about this and spent the summer together, with Draco. Let's just say the two newlyweds got along famously, and well, here we are."
Blaise winked at Hermione and received a grin in return.
Turning to face the still dazed Professor Snape, Hermione said, "I think that was enough of a disruption for the class. If its alright with you sir, I'd like to answer the question now?"
A/N : HA HA HA! I thought that that was frickin' hilarious, I don't know about you guys though, but hell, that's what REVIEWS are for! (you guys get that little hint right? He he…I am very sly –wink wink-)
Btw, since I know this will come out in a lot of reviews I'm gonna answer this question, Pansy did know that Hermione wasn't a 'mudblood' anymore since she was at the huge ball for Hermione and Blaise. She is just really stupid and she called her mudblood out of habit. She was also totally thrown off guard by the idea that she wasn't the one to marry Draco.
Hope you guys liked it. And thanks again to all of my reviewers, there were 80 reviews! (I said that but I'm just so frickin' excited I had to say it again) Thank you guys so much but please give me more stuff to work on-it'll make the story better.
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