Date crashers.

Inos team

Ino: yosh!!!! Finally chapter 3!!! Shikamaru! Tell the readers what haruno-sakura-pink-kunoichi-me ordered us to tell!

Shikamaru: yare yare…. It's too troublesome to say that sentence, chouji you tell them.

Chouji: -munch- haruno-sakura-pink-kunoichi-me –munch- doesn't own naruto..-munch munch-

When Naruto saw this he said "shit this is gonna be dangerous, I need to do something before he breaks the place." He said and running to sasuke. Sasuke was really close to their table suddenly they heard a loud THUD!

"Lee-san?!?!" Sakura said. Well Lee was one of the stalkers you know…

He was banging on the window and crying…(poor Lee)
Then neji said:

"kiba? Naruto? Sasuke? Sai?..." well the four of them was standing there Naruto and Sasuke sweating, and trembling. Naruto was scared of Sakura and her punch, well for sasuke he didn't want to loose his pride by getting called "stalker". Kiba just grinning, sai had his usual fake smile. It was very awkward situation. "AWKWARD!" said naruto…everybody glaring at him well neji, sakura and sasuke was…"he-hey! Kakashi sensei wasn't here, somebody had to do his lines…"he said while rubbing his head, and Lee ran in the disco screaming and pointing at neji.

"Neji you are my greatest rival! I must admit you took away my flower away for me!" he said while wiping his tears, and continued "First it was Sasuke and now Neji my greatest rivals! For losing my flower to two greatest men in Konoha I will do ten million push ups!" everybody sweat dropped thinking "idiot". "But first I must find Gai sensei to cheer me up! Gai sensei !"

"Lee!"

"Gai sensei!"

"Lee" and they hugged each other, in the back there was a wave.

Everybody sweat dropped again at this scene some people thinking the Konoha green beasts has gone 'koo—koooo!".

" wh-where did gai sense came from?" naruto asked, and everybody shrugged.

"sooo! Kiba…sai!, uhmm where did you come from?" Sakura asked while chuckling nervous.

"When a mommy and daddy love each other very very very much…uhmm things happen!" kiba said grinning. Sakura was twitching " I didn't mean it like that! I mean what are you doing here?!" she said trying best not to yell. Kiba and Sai shrugged.

"we just saw Sasuke-kun and naruto being suspicious, when they walk they suddenly stop and hide behind a tree!" Sai said smiling.

Naruto Covered sai's mouth, while laughing very, very nervous. Neji and sakura eyed them suspicious, "Nice mustache naruto" said neji. Naruto quickly took of his mustache still laughing. "what mustache?! I don't see ANY mustache at all!" again everybody sweat dropped.

'smooth, dobe' sasuke thought.

"umm sasuke-kun? Why are you wearing a sunglass?" sakura asked.

"oh! Uhmm because today the sun is very very bright!" Sasuke said well it wasn't the best cover anyway.

"uhmm theres no sun sasuke-kun…." Sakura said. Yep definitely not the best in fact the worst!

"I'm going to ask again, what are you two doing here" Neji said a bit angry though.

"we uhm … Sasuke and me are going out!" he said happily a bit loud though. Every girl in the disco was looking at two, most of em are heart broken crying "my Sasuke-kuuuuun!!!!"

Kiba was laughing at them while Neji, Sakura and Sasuke twitching. And sai smiling "well Naruto I never thought you were gay!" sai said smiling. Naruto quickly looked at Sai saying "I didn't mean it like that you idiot! Have you ever seen me talking about a Dick?!?! Like you?!?!" Naruto screamed, while Neji smirking at sasuke "is that why you broke up with sakura?" he asked. "Ne-Neji-kun!" sakura said, if this continues there might be a problem… The situation was weird… Neji and sasuke glaring each other looking in the eyes, naruto yelling at sai every body was looking at the freaks! Sakura was in very very awkward situation.

"Arent you guys leaving yet?" neji asked

"we are abo-" while naruto was about to leave Sasuke interrupted him.

"nope we thought we would join you, you don't have eny problems with that do you?" he asked and neji glared at him.

"ye-" when neji was about to response, sasuke interrupted again.

"good!" he smirked as he gently pushed sakura so he can get a seat. Sakura looked at him confused. So did Kiba and sai.

"so you two are gay…" said neji. "Fuck you" mumbled sasuke. " what did you say uchiha?"

"you heard me" he replied back. " im not gay like you Uchiha" neji said hissing dangerously.

"ne-neji- kun!" sakura said trying to stop them from fighting. Naruto had to save his poor sakura-chan. " he-hey neji you heard him wrong! He said…he said….oh ya he said duck glue!!"

"what" everybody just looked at the blonde, well at least they stopped fighting right?

"lets just go, Sakura looks like our date is being crashed by some stalkers" neji said, and Sakura nodded.

Naruto and sasuke was still stalking them, and they reached Sakura's house. When Sakura and neji came at her front door, Sasuke reading their lip movement.

"A-ano… neji –kun…. Do you want to get inside and maybe have a tea or somethings?" Sakura asked bit blushed. Sasuke told naruto what she said. Somehow Naruto started panick, "whats wrong with you dobe?" sasuke whispered at him.

"oh my! Oh my!" he said while shaking his head almost hitting his head against a tree. "what?!?!?" Sasuke hissed again.

"do you know what that means?!?!?" he tried best to keep it low, and he kept shaking sasuke while holding his collars . "what what?!?!?!" he hissed.

A/N : im sorry this chapter is so short but I wanted to update faster! Really, really sorry! For those who wants to know why sasuke has broken up with sakura plz wait….