a/n: sorry guys. I havn't been able to update because, well, let's just say I got in deeeep doggy doo doo wit me madre. I hope this chapter is longer & not so boring. And again, the link is in my profile if you wanna watch it…

EmPOV

"It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of the reserve.
Now through lines of the cheap Venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again."

I sat there, staring at my computer in awe. Those guys were amazing! It definitely takes skills and talent to be able to put on a show like that. A routine involving treadmills? Um, WOW! My jaw was literally to the floor as I watched the conclusion of the video. The sudden change in weight caused my chair to flip over, taking me with it. I grumbled as I brushed myself off and stood up. Then, I was struck with an idea (again, with the striking ideas). I started jumping up and down, clapping. I knew what to do! Realizing what I was doing, I stopped in midair. Wow, Alice was definitely rubbing off on me. I then took off down the stairs to the basement, where all of our exercise equipment was kept, not that we used it much, but still, it was nice to have.

Finally downstairs, I lined up two rows of four treadmills. I hopped on one and took the remote and turned on the stereo system. I pressed the little green play button, then placed the remote in a cup-holder of one of the treadmills. The music began roaring from the speakers, and I lunged into the first position.

Ha! Look at me! I'm like that awesome, funky-dance band! Wheeeee! Giggle. I looked up, startled. I definitely do not giggle. Alice has not rubbed off on me that much. Giggle. There it goes again! (haha)

Then, a groggy-looking Bella came into full view, making me freeze. You see, I was not planning on anyone seeing me in my Will Smith Apache costume, with a white cardigan tied around my neck doing the Here it Goes Again dance on treadmills.

I was so shocked at not sensing her presence beforehand, that I completely forgot that I was on a moving treadmill and fell off the end of the treadmill, landing on my derriere. "Oomph!"

If I could blush, then I would be right now. I was shocked and slightly confused at being humiliated like this in front of my brother's girlfriend.

At this, Bella completely lost it and fell to the floor, clutching her stomach. Her face was turning beet red (or rose red, as Eddie-boy loves to call it) from laughing so hard. I guess I would be too if I were in her situation. She then started rolling from her uncontrollable laughter and barreled straight into the wall.

Now it was my turn to chuckle. She blushed at least three shades darker as she attempted to stand up. Keyword: attempted. She was about to give the floor a not-so-friendly greeting as I rushed up and steadied her. She gave me a grateful smile, and I returned it with a huge grin plastered to my face.

"So," she started, out of breath. "I guess I shouldn't ask."

"No, its fine." I replied, my smile growing wider. "You'll probably end up hearing it from Alice sooner or later."

"Oh, right," she remembered.

"I guess after your sleep talking, which by the way was a stunning performance -"

"WHAT DID I SAY?" she demanded, blushing another shade darker.

"You said something along the lines of 'Edward, Charlie's going fishing today. So that means tonight we get to make a fish cake tonight… haha! That rhymes! Make, cake, take, Blake, sake…'"

After another round of blushing on Bella's part, I continued. "So, after that I guess I got really bored and decided to watch a video on YouTube that Edward suggested I watch…" I retold my adventures with YouTube, the Apache dance and Tea Partay, and the (shifty eyes) mysterious crumbs of the CHUNKY CHIPS AHOY! I told her that she should never eat them again because that is the source of her coordination issues. She just laughed and shook her head at that, but allowed me to continue.

After the explanation of the treadmill dance, she said, "I know another video on YouTube that you might enjoy." She declared with a mischievous twinkle in her eye. At that, I knew something was up. The usually shy, quiet, and clumsy Bella was actually being bold.

"Okay…" I said hesitantly, not knowing what to expect. We then departed up the stairs into my room, carefully on her part, as not to trip. She then sat down on my oh-so-comfortable black swivel computer chair at the computer and typed in the word 'Shoes'…

ANOTHER CLIFFIE?!? Haha. I'm being mean again. I have to go to ballet now, so tell me what you think! I think I'm almost done… maybe 1 or 2 more chappies left with this. I might have a bonus chapter, one that I couldn't really fit in with this, but it's like, one of my very favorite songs & videos. (I'll give you a hint: It's by Fall Out Boy) it's very appropriate, given what the Cullens are. You can tell me what you think it is in a review, & I might reply… if you are right!

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