xD Woah, We haven't written anything like this in a while... Well, today We were talking to Rose about how Rose Mustang so pwned Winry. So then this happened:

Soul Reaper--" IT'S LIKE A FLASH LIGHT" --Candy says:
xD -totally just wants to write a drabble of Rose just kicking the shit out of her-
/ Ed// "O-o Owe you?" says:
xD Do it
/ Ed// "O-o Owe you?" says:
Do iiiiit
/ Ed// "O-o Owe you?" says:
If you don't We will
Soul Reaper--" IT'S LIKE A FLASH LIGHT" --Candy says:
xD -opens Word-
Soul Reaper--" IT'S LIKE A FLASH LIGHT" --Candy says:
Do one too

So We figured We'd do one. xD Okay, guys, it's not as violent as ARS or Rejection, but that's cause We're not in the mood for violence. Sorry.

Sorry, Rosie, it's short. xD

Pairing: No central pairing, RoyEd on the side though

Disclaimer: Don't own it! Rose belongs to Rose, Winry is Arakawa's, all that fun stuff.

ROYALLY SCREWED

She'd always known Rose Mustang was trouble. Really, she had, she'd even told Ed so. But Ed was off with that bastard Colonel. And here was her proof, clear as day.

She was a pretty girl, true, but Winry knew... Winry knew that behind that shy prettiness there was a killer. And despite her shy, calm, almost housewifey exterior, there was a part of her that was positively evil. Had to be. Because that girl could not have contained such rage. At least, she didn't think so, because Rose Mustang didn't come off as the angry type. But here she was...

Another punch landed on her cheek, not quite the girlish slap Winry had expected. And it wasn't like she couldn't defend herself -- she had her wrenches. Er, had had. Rose had stolen them, it seemed, because there weren't any in her reach. Okay, so she couldn't quite protect herself... Winry's breath hitched as the smaller girl rammed a knee into her stomach, and she gagged, doubling over. Dammit...

And then Rose leaped onto her, and their faces were so close their noses were touching, and Rose was grinning, and in her gaze Winry found herself shocked -- one eye was green, one blue. She'd heard of the green eyes, Ed had told her things in passing, like "Watch out for her if her eyes turn green", but she'd never seen it till now, but this was only half, wasn't it? Half green... half... Death.

"You know what you are?" Rose was hissing, and Winry shut her own azure eyes for a moment to make sure that the green was really there. When she did, she was horrified to see that the green was still there, and if possible, even greener. "You're an abusive bitch. Ever had a bit of your own medicine? It's nice, promise. Me n' Death'll show you."

And that was when Winry closed her eyes, not about to wait for the world to grow dark by itself, because it was then that she knew that she was seriously, royally, screwed.