Amber brought them back home where the house was a disaster. The door was ripped from it's hinges (brides completely destroy the doors) and windows were shattered. Marissa was paralyzed by the sight of her home that she had worked so hard on was destroyed. They entered the once warm home, a beautiful home, to find couches thrown against walls, books thrown and pages missing, paintings set aflame, and a good working toilet was destroyed as well.
"WHY THE TOILET? WHY NOT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" Jacob screamed to the heavens.
Hey you have reached heaven, sorry we couldn't get to your WHY question but could you please just leave a message. -Beep-
"Dude, did I really just almost get to heaven?" Jacob whispered.
"No it was the green fairy from the absinthe in the old windmill," Jenna replied.
"Oh...WHYYYY NOT TAKE ME INSTEAD OF THE TOILET???"
"There's one upstairs moron," Amber coldly said.
"But that one was better, IT WAS SO SHINY!!"
"Give it a rest Drama Queen. It's a toilet."
Jacob glared at Amber and said finally in a crying/girly voice, "YOU HAVE NO HEART!" To be honest Amber really didn't care, it was just a toilet. Jacob went into his room to mourn the loss of a perfectly good toilet while the rest of the group actually tried to get a plan to save Daniel from the evil clammy clutches of Dracula. (Dracula: I DON'T HAVE CLAMMY HANDS! Me: DO TO!)
Marissa and Jenna were trying to figure out how to defeat Dracula, which was really unnecessary because he couldn't be killed this time. Amber just relaxed near one of the broken windows and then remembered to go to her room. When she did, she found it untouched, a few things missing, but untouched. A lot of her cloths were missing, her sketch book, pretty much everything, even her beloved ipod.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT MY IPOD ANYTHING BUT THE IPOD!!!"
"Now you know how I feel!!"
"Shut up Jacob and go cry over that stupid toilet!"
Jacob whimpered as Amber regained her cool. She couldn't believe someone would take her ipod, a thing that helped her calm down after a really hard day, and she really needed it right now. That's when an idea popped into her head. Daniel had told her of a secret door that would lead them to Dracula, and Amber really wanted to trash the Count's castle. Amber dashed down the stairs, bringing a few things that would hopefully keep every other vampire butthead at bay. Marissa, Jenna, and Jacob, who finally stopped crying, followed her not knowing where the hell they were going.
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Cold. Dark. Damp. Smelly. Daniel was all alone in the darkness of the Count's dungeon. He could hardly see anything, which is obvious, but the count had hurt him bad, practically beating the shit out of him. Everyone had laughed at the scene and no one was there for him. He knew he deserved it somehow, but he just wanted to go home. He heard footsteps and the door opened, sending a blinding light into the room, and he thought he saw an angel to save his sorry ass.
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"Are we there yet?"
"SHUT UP JENNA GOD!"
"Ok, meany."
They had entered Valerious Manor and went through the armory where jenna and Jacob nearly pocked each other's eyes out. Marissa had decided to stay home, not wanting to get into the middle of things, which they were, they were definitely WAY too deep into the situation. Amber had gotten a few weapons of choice and hidden them under her coat she had gotten from her house. She stared at the map, which the other two did as well.
"Why are we staring at a poorly drawn matte map?"
"Shut up Jenna before I pock your eyes out personally."
"Shutting up."
Amber had read down into the Latin and said the last part, which made the painting turn into a door. (I'm surprised the brides didn't break this one.)
"Whoaaaaaaaaaaa..." was all Jacob and Jenna could say.
Amber stepped in without even thinking, the other doing the same. They had found themselves in a deep blackness on the other side, but they could feel snow and before they knew it, there was a giant black castle before them with stupid decore skeletons Dracula had left out for Halloween, what good are they without scaring the little kids? There was a small door on the side, and they went in. Amber found herself alone, but didn't care, she had to find Daniel.
Jenna and Jacob decided not to follow Amber and skip like little idiot girls down the hall saying, "Lalalalalallalallalaaa."
They had gone down a long flight of stairs without falling. (Someone quick, give them an award!) Soon, they found themselves near weird looking doors and the dungeons. Jenna opened a door and there was Daniel, staring at her like she was an angel.
"Hey Daniel!"
"Oh it's you. Please close the door and I'll wait for an angel or Amber to come and save my sorry ass."
"OK!"
"No moron!" Jacob yelled and helped Daniel back to his feet.
"We have to find Amber and stop Dracula."
"No Daniel, why should we stop Dracula, he can't do anything."
"He found out how to bring his children to life."
"Uh-oh."
"We are in trouble."
