Pairing: GokuxVegeta
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Shounen-ai, AU, lame crack humour.
Word Count: 112
AN: The poster at pornandkittens mentioned fusion in their post, so this is a bonus drabble done to accompany 'Squirty Cream.' It is based on this fancomic by nekoni of the same title.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in connection with the characters used in this non-profit fanfiction.
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Stop the Fusion!
As some invisible force dragged the two Saiyans closer together, Vegeta suddenly realized exactly where they were going to join first.
Oh. Hell. No!
Vegeta whirled around, threw himself to the ground and dug his fingers into the dirt. Try as he might, there was no stopping his body and Goku's drawing ever closer together.
"Vegeta!"
There was a rather undignified yelp from the prince as Goku's groin slammed hard right into his ass. It took about a second for Vegeta to realize exactly what that thing digging into his backside was, and another half second for his face to turn a rather deep shade of red.
"What the hell, Kakarot!"
"Sorry."
END