A/N: And soo, I present you guys chapter two! Eva's story is some kind of Rozen Maiden fic (I'm finishing up the first season and starting Träumend), so the characters will be every so slightly OC. So, enjoy, and again, Negima is not mine, and Rozen Maiden is PEACH-PIT's. (Look it up on Wikipedia or watch it on YouTube.)

Warning: REALLY stupid reasons Eva actually agreed…unless it was the way I wrote it. DX

II. Watashi no Dark Evangel! Evangeline's Fic

Evangeline didn't want to be included with this crazy class project from the start.

She was a five hundred year old vampire, for goodness sakes. Vampires did not do class projects with airhead brats! Well, maybe Yotsuba Satsuki, but not all the other girls.

Imagine her surprise, that through a random lottery, she was the first victim for this unworldly project.

"Great work, Eva-chan!" Yuuna slapped Evangeline on the back in encouragement. "I'm so jealous! I wanted to write the first story, but you beat me to the punch!"

Jealous? How could this brat be jealous of writing a story? Evangeline thought, hitting Chachamaru (who was in front of her) lightly with her fist. I bet the boya fixed this to get me back at something! I can feel it!

Alas, when Evangeline confronted him after class about it, Negi swore on his life that it wasn't fixed. "I mean, Evangeline-san, I would never try to get on your bad side! Because I know you dislike a lot of things, so I would never fix a, uh, um…"

Evangeline soon lost interest in this pointless conversation and walked out, leaving a very confused Negi behind.

As Eva found out during English, the creative writing was due next Monday, leaving her the next week to work on it. She wasn't too happy about it, as expected, but what really compelled her about this is that Evangeline was sort of being…blackmailed.

What happened was after school on Tuesday, Negi and Asuna was discussing the project and about Eva probably not doing it. Chamo had an idea that, as Asuna described it, "harsh and mean to poor Eva-chan" but Chamo did it anyway.

What he did: Chamo snuck into Eva's house, while she was taking a shower. With inermine abilities he used a camera and taped her in the shower. Having it successfully recorded, he ran back to Negi and Asuna (who was in their dorm) and explained with this piece of hentai; Eva would do the project or have this posted on WeTube. (A/N: Mahora's version of YouTube… ;;) Negi half-heartedly agreed to it, while Asuna disagreed wholeheartedly on blackmailing Eva.

The next day, Chamo and a nervous Negi presented the blackmail during lunch. Eva took a double take on the film. Instead of smashing it to bits like she usually would, she decided that she would do this stupid project.

Because a miniscule part of her actually wanted to do the story. Which was very…un-vampire like. All the other vampires would just laugh at her for that weird wanting.

Evangeline realized she was getting way too soft.

Damn.

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She started after she got back to her house.

"Master, what are you doing?" Chachamaru asked, a cup of Eva's tea placed delicately on the tray she was holding. "Are you…doing homework?"

Eva was seated on a chair, in front of a laptop that Satomi and Chao had given her as a present some time ago. She mostly used it as a nice decorative item, but knew how to use one. Chachamaru had never seen her master do homework; much less put any effort into much except magic and bossing people around.

Eva's sapphire eyes rolled, not bothering to look up at Chachamaru. "It's just that stupid project for the son of the Thousand Master. If I don't do it, I'll be very sorry. Well, at least that's what the boya and his ermine says."

Chachamaru realized Chamo and Negi had blackmailed her master (mostly Chamo, though) and decided to speak nothing of them. "So…what are you going to write about, Master?"

Eva shrugged. "That is a very good question, Chachamaru-baka. Probably something anime related…"

And then it hit her. She could write about her very favorite anime!

Rozen Maiden.

Rozen Maiden, the last episode of season one, had aired on December 23rd. It had left Eva with a million questions about season two, and was ravenous for more. She didn't know why it was her favorite, really, but it involved dolls. And dolls having servants.

HUMAN SERVANTS!

But then again…maybe Hellsing was the way to go. There was a vampire in it, but, as Eva decided, Rozen Maiden it was.

Now, all she had to do was think of a plot.

"A comedy? A horror story, an action/adventure, perhaps a mystery…" Eva tapped her keys, in the middle of thinking.

"Master, do you need any help with your assignment?" Chachamaru peered over the vampire's shoulder to see a blank Word Document.

Eva turned a shade of red, a little embarrassed to be seen just idling away for a half and hour. "No, you baka-robot. I'm just…thinking!"

Chachamaru decided it would be best not to disturb her master, for she was being self-defensive in her writing skills, so she just said, "Oh. I see." Straightening up, she said, "Master, would you like something to eat?"

"No. Now leave me alone, Chachamaru."

The robot girl didn't need to be told twice. She walked out of the room and decided to take a stroll.

Meanwhile, Eva was still thinking about her fiction. Finally, she decided that they would go on some random adventure.

"Rozen Maidens no Bokuen"

…Was the title she had decided on. After all, the Rozen Maidens were going on an adventure, ne? Eva thought it was uncharacteristically witty of her to think of such a title. She felt her lip curling as she typed away on her laptop.

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One day, Shinku and the other Rozen Maidens were bored.

"I'm boooored!" Hina Ichigo, the brattiest of all the dolls whined to everyone as they watched television.

"Shut it, Chibi-Ichigo –desu!" Suiseiseki snapped, eating a piece of apple. "Watch that Detective Kunkun show or something!"

Hina Ichigo's eyes filled with tears. "Come on, Suiseiseki! Please, play with me!"

Souseiseki didn't want Hina to cry, so she said, "Hina Ichigo, it's okay. You'll watch Detective Kunkun, with us, right?"

Her blue eyes brightened at the thought. "Yup!"

Shinku was already sitting on the couch as the sixth and the fourth Rozen Maiden dolls sat with her. Immediately, there was a huge crash!

"What ever could it be?" Shinku asked, obviously not caring.

"It is I, the best of all the Rozen dolls!" Suigintou shouted, coming out of thin air. "Suigintou, first Rozen Maiden!"

Everyone just looked at her, and then continued watching television.

"Hey, why's everybody ignoring Suigintou?" Kararia asked, who had popped out of nowhere.

"Because," Shinku replied without hesitation, "the television is on."

"That makes sense," Kirakishou agreed, who had also popped out of nowhere. "Everybody pays attention to the TV, but not Suigintou."

Everyone agreed to this statement, even Suigintou.

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What a wonderful beginning! Eva couldn't help thinking. Suigintou is my favorite character, though…along with Kirakishou and Shinku. But Hina Ichigo is just annoying.

Eva was so proud of herself she took a nap, after saving her work, of course.

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A week had passed, and finally Eva had her fanfiction done. This was the first time she had ever really written anything, and was excited and impatient for Hasegawa Chisame to upload it to the Internet. She was very proud of it, considering she had never written anything before.

Well, some things, but nothing as exciting as this!

Tuesday morning, she was the first to arrive, which struck Makie and Ako weird, 'cause they usually arrive to an empty classroom.

"Wha! Eva-san, you're early!" Makie exclaimed. "You beat us to the punch!"

Does all the sports freaks say "beat us or me to the punch"? Eva wondered, remembering Yuuna had said it to her last week.

Ako nodded fervently. "Um, it's not like you, Evangeline-san to arrive early."

Eva snorted. "I'm just here to give Hasegawa Chisame the story I wrote."

Makie's brown eyes bugged out. "Whoa! I didn't know Eva-san liked writing!"

Ako nodded in agreement. She was kind of nervous near Eva, because she actually feared her, despite the ten-year-old appearance. Ako wondered how Yuuna survived sitting next to Eva for so long.

Maybe basketball protected you against demonic-looking young girls!

"Uh…I don't really like to write…" Eva mumbled. She didn't care if the class failed this project; she just cared that her naked, wet body appear on the Internet where thousands of people could see "Showering Schoolgirl" on WeTube. "I…just want to pass, you know?"

"Aww! I totally hear you, Eva-san!" Makie squealed. "Even though I'm Baka Pink, I really, really wanna pass too!"

Ako nodded, she too wanted to pass. She didn't want one of the Sports Girls, much less anyone else, to fail.

Soon, girls began entering the classroom. Eva ignored everybody (even Yuuna's daily "Morning, Eva-chan!", but she ignored that every day) but noticed Chisame, who skulked into the classroom, also ignoring a series of "Ohayous".

Eva had saved "Rozen Maidens no Bokuen" on a Floppy Disc she had acquired from Satomi, so she had the whole story planned out. Walking past Yuuna, she arrived at Chisame's desk.

"Hey, Glasses-san."

Chisame looked up from her laptop and just said, "Oh. It's you."

Eva dropped the Floppy Disc on her desk. "My story. Proofread it, post it, and make sure it's on the MahoraFiction by nightfall."

She promptly walked back to her seat, leaving a confused Chisame with a Floppy Disc.

"Crazy girl…" Chisame muttered as she stuck the disc into her pocket. "She's so odd."

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After Chisame had finished all her homework after school, she decided to get working on Eva's story. She inserted the disc into her laptop, opened up the document and began reading.

Rozen Maidens no Bokuen

By Evangeline A.K. McDowell, 3-A

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One day, Shinku and the other Rozen Maidens were bored.

"I'm boooored!" Hina Ichigo, the brattiest of all the dolls whined to everyone as they watched television.

"Shut it, Chibi-Ichigo –desu!" Suiseiseki snapped, eating a piece of apple. "Watch that Detective Kunkun show or something!"

Hina Ichigo's eyes filled with tears. "Come on, Suiseiseki! Please, play with me!"

Souseiseki didn't want Hina to cry, so she said, "Hina Ichigo, it's okay. You'll watch Detective Kunkun, with us, right?"

Her blue eyes brightened at the thought. "Yup!"

Shinku was already sitting on the couch as the sixth and the fourth Rozen Maiden dolls sat with her. Immediately, there was a huge crash!

"What ever could it be?" Shinku asked, obviously not caring.

"It is I, the best of all the Rozen dolls!" Suigintou shouted, coming out of thin air. "Suigintou, first Rozen Maiden!"

Everyone just looked at her, and then continued watching television.

"Hey, why's everybody ignoring Suigintou?" Kararia asked, who had popped out of nowhere.

"Because," Shinku replied without hesitation, "the television is on."

"That makes sense," Kirakishou agreed, who had also popped out of nowhere. "Everybody pays attention to the TV, but not onee-sama."

Everyone agreed to this statement, even Suigintou.

So then all the dolls began watching television, too. During a commercial break, Hina Ichigo got an idea.

"Let's make our own TV show!" she shouted excitedly. "It'll be called, 'The Adventures of the Rozen Maidens'!"

The other dolls immediately agreed to this idea, even though they usually picked on her. They had even admitted this was her best idea ever!

They all left the living room and headed straight to the park. But as soon as they got there, they were all clueless what to do.

"How do you make a show –desu?" Suiseiseki wondered aloud to her sisters. Nobody knew either, but Suigintou, being the oldest, decided she would pretend how to know.

"First you need a camera," she explained to Suiseiseki. "Then someone holds the camera in place as you direct it."

"Ah, onee-sama is so smart!" Kirakishou gushed. "She's so cool, too!"

So, Suiseiseki and Souseiseki went out and stole a video camera…

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Chisame stopped reading at this point, realizing that this story was very dull and pointless. She skimmed through it, correcting some spelling and grammar errors, and finally had it done.

She opened up the MahoraFiction webpage and got the login page.

Username: Chuttobu3A

Password: chiuchan

And so, she arrived at the uploading page, where she uploaded the story, and…bam! All ready to be reviewed, flamed or read.

Chisame stretched; she didn't know why, but she was tired. She guessed the appeal of the next victim would be tomorrow.

How annoying.

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Later that night, Eva checked the new stories section of the site to see her story proudly on the Internet. And there were reviews!

She clicked on the red word, and began to read.

ShinkuChan says, "whoa. nice story. plz update evangeline-san. I 3 rozen maiden!"

Eva smirked. She had ShinkuChan wrapped around her two hands, because she loved her fanfiction.

KonokaKonoe says, "Wow, Eva-chan! That's such a good story! I hope Negi-kun gives you a good mark! See you tomorrow!"

The smile faded a little. An air headed brat was telling her that her story was good? Please.

The last one said,

Sink says, "gawd. That was bad. Everyone was too OOC. Do you get good grades in school?"

Now the smile was wiped completely off her face. In anger, she clicked on Sink's name to go flame his fics, but to her disappointment he hadn't written any.

Not that she cared, of course.

Well, Eva thought, shutting off her laptop, I could make chapter two…or not.

Then she went to sleep.

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A/N: Yaay. Finally, this is DONE. This took an absurdly long time to write, but it was fun, and Confessions of a Teenage Martian Mage is going to take longer! I blame Rozen Maiden –Träumend- and Ookami for this. (And I really need to get going on Sayo no Omoide, Let Birds Fly Free and Like a Star. Bleh…)

Also, thank you IceBlade28, Ari Matoya and X Serac for reviewing! And yes, Ari-san, Paru's fic is coming up soon… :D

Next time: It's a much more cheerful girl this time, but she's kind of baka. She's good at bowling, too.

(See if you can guess who it is! Although it's kinda obvious if you read the manga.)