A/N: Hello again! I can't believe how many reviews I got! Fifteen!!! Wowie!! Even though writers may see this as "Fifteen reviews? Pul-leeze." Well, I see it as, "WHOAMG!!!" because I have never gotten fifteen reviews for anything!! Whee!!

All fangirling aside (although I could fangirl all day about Hiro and Anda, XD), I guess…yeah…whoever gets it, even if you're not the first, you'll review that character's stories. (Which is the actual purpose of the contest, but oh well.) So, it's Chisame's chapter, which means it's going to be notoriously short. Siiigh…well, I hope the next chapter will be more exciting… -snort-

And now, to answer reviews!

-For Chapter 1;

X Serac – Why, thank you! And they'll probably write their own parodies of anime/mangas.

Ari Mayota – Paru's is coming up soon, nyan! ;D

IceBlade28 – Hehe…sir, I'm flattered! (You are a sir, right? XD)

Guardian Korea – That's what I like about my fic, I guess, and it's tearing me away from my other projects. That it's unique, I suppose.

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-For Chapter 2;

The Shiny Sword – So can I. She can control dolls, and Rozen Maiden is full of dolls! Hence, Rozen Maiden is her favorite anime. (But then again...there's Angelic Layer!)

Spanner – Oh, I agree with you. I had just kinda randomly thought, "Hey, I'm gonna make them blackmail Eva lol" and so it was written on a word processor. But no, not everybody is going to be literary geniuses, no…

Ari Mayota – Thank you! And I get the vibe I'll be seeing you review a lot…yay!

Spotstar – XD Haha, it was unique, wasn't it? I don't think many people can think of such crazy blackmailing as I can. :D

Black-Dax – That's a good idea, but I'm sorta meh on it. Well, Eva doesn't really write, so that's why she stinks! (No offense to Eva fans, of course. :D)

Guardian Korea – Naa, thank you, thank you. :3

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-For Chapter 3;

The Shiny Sword – Heh, I thought Kuu was a little OC, I guess. I'm not quite sure how she even knows what the Power Rangers is, I just thought it would be a little running joke.

Nana the Dwarf – Yeah, I guess that's it. I can be so scatterbrained sometimes! DX

Spotstar – Thanks for saying it was funny! And yes, this is Chiu-chan's time to shine, e-yo!

Ari Mayota – Good guess, but Fumika is with the Troublemaking Trio with Misora and Fuuka. The CD in question is Chisame's, though.

LiMQ – Really…? Haha, I suck. Thanks for pointing it out! X3

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Thank you everybody for reviewing!! (Wow, I used up a whole freakin' page for that…go me!) So this week's mini-contest winners are Spotstar and LiMQ!! Hooray!! You two get the honor of reviewing Chisame's fic! (If I make you guys say something you don't like, please send me a review telling me to change it!!)

Translation for chapter name today will be at the postscript.

And so, without further to do, Negima is not mine, but Akamatsu-sensei's. Please forgive the shortness of this chapter (if there is any shortness to it) and enjoy! ♪

IV. E-yo! Chiu no Kawaii desu! Chisame's Fic

Remember when Chisame hoped that they would pick a better writer than Kuu?

Well, she got her wish, sort of.

This week's victim was none other than Chisame Hasegawa, much to her anger.

"Good job, Chisame. You've gotten the third writing assignment." Yue nodded nonchalantly at Chisame, who was practically baring her teeth in anger.

"Yay!" Yuuna cheered beside her. "Chi-chan was chosen! Hooray!"

Why is everyone so happy for me?! Chisame thought angrily. Why am I the only one suffering?! Dammit!

"Hey, Glasses."

Chisame looked up to see Eva, who had a smirk on her face. "Some people are saying you got the writing assignment this week. Is it true?"

Chisame was tempted to say "Well you Caucasian freak, I did and I would be happy if you killed me in the spot RIGHT now and I would be forever grateful" but thought better of it and responded somewhat angrily, "Yeah, so what?"

The smirk widened and she gave one of her anime evil laughs (as heard in the full-version of the outro theme, Oshite Hoshii zoo, Shishou) as though Chisame's suffering was her joy. And it was.

Damn that girl… Chisame gritted her teeth angrily. Damn ALL of them!!

"Heey, Hasegawa-chan!"

Chisame looked over angrily to see Asakura Kazumi, with the freak-ghost Sayo, smiling and waving at her. "I heard you got the story for this week! Awesome!"

"Y-yeah!" Sayo agreed, but Chisame just buried her face in her hands, disgusted. The very people she despised was happy for her…well, except for Eva, but that's a given. Eva would be only happy for Chisame if she died, to get away from everybody. She had learned she (Eva) hated everybody (including Chisame herself) except Satsuki.

But Chisame didn't really hate Satsuki…it was just she thought she was a bit queer, but that's all. (A/N: Because nobody really hates Satsuki, right? Such a nice girl, su…)

Anyway, after class, Chisame walked up to Negi's desk, who was grading papers for another English class he taught. "Negi-sensei?" she asked dully, trying to control her rage.

Negi looked up, smiling. "Ah, Chisame-san! Are you happy you got the story this week?" he asked, his eyes shining hopefully. Perhaps because he was only ten he was ignorant to Chisame's rage, but how did the other girls do it?

Oh yeah, because they're all MORONS! Chisame thought, realizing the obvious.

"Well, sensei, that's what I wanted to talk to you about," Chisame said briskly, getting straight to the point.

Negi suddenly looked concerned. "Is something wrong, Chisame-san? Are other girls bullying you?"

What does that have to do with the writing assignment?! Chisame thought, but said, "No, Negi-sensei. It's just that…well…I don't want to do it this week."

Negi looked at her blankly. "You don't want to do it this week?"

Chisame nodded, praying that her plea would get through his thick skull.

"Well, Chisame-san, did you think you were picked on purpose?" Negi asked.

Chisame looked dumbfounded. Where did the "Oh, you don't have to do it!" come to "Did you think you were picked on purpose?" "Well…um…"

"It was picked randomly this morning from a fishbowl, Chisame-san. My eyes were closed, and I just randomly picked your name, which was on a piece of paper." Negi said, sounding determined. "So if you're sacrificing yourself for Makie-san, I'm sorry, I can't do it."

Makie? You think I want to do this for that Baka Ranger!? Chisame thought even more angrily, obviously angry and dumbfounded that he thought she was doing this for Makie. WHO IS THIS GUY?!

Negi's childish smile returned to his face. "I know you care a lot about Makie-san, but she'll get her turn eventually."

"Why, did Sasaki ask?" Chisame asked this a bit too sharply for her liking.

"Um, yeah." Negi looked taken aback. "Makie-san asked if you could switch with her – "

Ah, yes! Makie, maybe you're not such an idiot after all! Chisame nodded and smirked mentally. You're trying to save dear old Chisame from her fate! Maybe as a token of her gratefulness, she could be nice to Makie for the next day!

" – Because she was sad she didn't get picked. But I said to her, 'Makie-san, I'm sorry, but I can't make Chisame-san do that. Besides, you can't switch.' And she smiled and said, 'That's okay, Negi-kun!' and went to practice."

Now Chisame's thoughts of being nice to Makie evaporated into nothingness. Why didn't she say, "Well, can you please please PLEASE switch me with poor Chisame?" instead of "Oh sure Negi, I'll let Chisame suffer!"

"Well, thanks, sensei, I guess," Chisame grumbled, and walked huffily out of the room, sulking and hating everyone she knew and didn't know for her misfortune.

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When she got back to her dorm, Chisame was determined to finish her fic in one sitting. She wanted to get this god-forsaken, devil-created writing assignment over, and fast. Sitting in front of her computer, she considered her options.

I could always write about how annoying everyone in my class is, Chisame thought. I could name it, "I Hate Just About Everyone" or something…but then again, that brat might give me an "F" for bashing everybody.

Chiu might be a good choice, Chisame decided, glancing at Chiu's cosplay closet. She'll attract lots of reviewers, and the brat likes Chiu, so she'll be a boy-magnet for this fic!

Grabbing a pen and a piece of paper, she wrote down:

Main character: Chiu the Net Idol

Plot:

"Hmm…the plot…" Chisame thought, stroking her chin. "Everyone will want to feel bad for Chiu during the story, so it has to be very pervy…

And than the idea hit her: why not Miyuki-chan in Wonderland?

For all those misinformed, Miyuki-chan in Wonderland is a two part OVA by CLAMP. It's a spoof off Alice in Wonderland. It's about a girl named Miyuki who falls down a hole into Wonderland, and meets a whole cast of girls with big busts, with some shoujo-ai in mind for Miyuki.

Instead, Chisame decided as she scribbled on her idea sheet, the girls would be replaced with boys, very hot boys that would like to "get it on" with Chiu…

A sudden, horrible feeling flooded through the girl. She was turning into the Chisame equivalent of Haruna, the doujin writer of the class. She could just see Haruna slapping her back and beaming, while saying, "Atta girl, Chisame! You've become as perverted as I have! Great job!"

Maybe, Chisame decided, she'd use the idiots for the characters. Maybe the boy thing wasn't so good. Still, the idea wasn't so perverted, was it? Plus, if people read it, they'd visit Chiu's homepage more! She would be the queen of the Net Idols!

With a wicked and slightly twisted smile, Chisame began.

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Chiu-chan in Wonderland
By Hasegawa Chisame, 3-A

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One merry day, Chiu woke up from her sleep. She had been having a strange dream, something involving things called "fanboys." Yawning, Chiu got out of bed and checked the clock. It was ten minutes until school started, and poor Chiu thought she would get to school late!

After putting on her uniform and grabbing her school stuff, she raced out of the house, her brown hair flying behind her. "I can't be late!" she cried out. "I'll get in big trouble with sensei!"

Just as she was running past the market, she saw a tall girl with long dark hair in one of those Playboy bunny outfits on roller-skates, saying, "I can't be late! I can't be late!"

"Why is girl wearing a bunny outfit skating past me?" Chiu wondered to herself as she stared at the girl on roller skates. She had been so cutely and innocently staring at the girl she didn't realize that a hole the size of an unnaturally large tree's trunk had appeared in the middle of the road. Unfortunately, Chiu realized it at the last second.

"KYAAA!!" she screamed as she and the girl simply fell down the hole. "SENSEI IS GOING TO BE SOOO MAD!!"

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"Ne, ne, wake up. Wake up, Chiu."

Who's calling me?

"Ch-iu, wake up."

Chiu opened one sleepy, brown eye to total darkness. Well, it was almost all darkness. There was some kind of door thing in front of her, except it had a girl with long brown hair, a big chest and a kind smile on her face.

"Who…who are you?" Chiu asked, trembling a little.

The girl smiled. "I'm Chizuru, ara ara. I'm the keeper of the entrance to Wonderland. Are you the new Alice or Miyuki?"

"Who?"

"Never mind. But the question is, who are you?" Chizuru smiled pleasantly.

"My name is Chiu," Chiu said. "I'm the biggest Net Idol on the internets."

Now it was Chizuru's turn to ask something. "What is a 'Net Idol' and 'internets'?"

"Eh, nothing." Chiu glanced at her shoes, but then looked up. "So, Chizuru-san, you guard the door?"

Chizuru smiled pleasantly. "Yup!"

"So, um…where's the door?" Chiu asked, looking around as if to see the door pop up out of nowhere.

Chizuru giggled in a knowing way. "See, Chiu-chan, ara ara, I am the door. As being gatekeeper, I'm the door."

Chiu nodded. "So, um, Tobira-Chizuru-san…where are the knobs?"

Chizuru suddenly had a giggling fit for a few minutes, but then soon turned into a snort. "Ha, ha, ha…well, it's obvious where the knobs are, Miss Chiu!" Suddenly, an invisible force swept Chiu to Chizuru and the tobira-girl took Chiu's hands.

"See, they're right here. See 'em?"

And she pressed Chiu's hands on her two breasts.

Chiu's face turned a deep shade of red at the contact, she had never touched a girl's breasts before, other than her own. Chizuru pulled her close in a tight embrace, and then…

Pop! Chiu had appeared on the other side of the door and landed on a platform.

"Ugh, what a horrible morning…" Chiu groaned. She looked up at the sky, and suddenly she was not through Chizuru-tobira's door, but a forest clearing.

"Ne, ne, onee-san Fuuka Li, there's some girl there!"

"Jeez, Fumika To, you're so hyper!"

Chiu looked up to see two identical girls in ninja outfits. One had pigtails, and the other had buns in her hair.

"I am Fuuka Li!" The girl with pigtails announced.

"I am Fumika To, mysterious girl!" The girl with buns said.

Chiu groaned inwardly. Great, crazier girls.

TBC

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Chisame grinned, extremely satisfied with her work. Nobody would be able to resist her excellent and flawless story with CHIU in it! Smiling manically, she saved it, and uploaded it on MahoraFiction.

She was especially happy she finished it in one sitting.

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The day before the new girl was picked, Chisame decided to check the reviews for "Chiu-chan in Wonderland." She opened the link to it, and viewed her awesome story. Unsurprisingly, there was reviews. Six of them, to be exact. Clicking on the red button, she viewed them.

Kagerou said, "This is pretty good, especially since it has Chiu in it. Update it."

Chisame smirked; Kagerou was obviously a Chiu fanboy.

Spotstar said, "Haha, cool for putting Chiu as Miyuki. It was kind of short though."

He didn't sound like much of a fanboy, anyway, but the Chiu compliment was nice.

KareokeShoujo17 said, "KAWAIII! Chiu is my favorite Net Idol!!! She is so cool!!"

This sounded like a fangirl, but there was plenty of Chiu fandom to go around.

LiMQ said, "It was okay, but too short."

Chisame frowned a little, but the next review really got her mad.

Sink said, "Good god, this was so stupid an unoriginal. You suck."

Chisame suddenly got very, very angry. How dare this half-wit make fun of Hasegawa Chisame, the computer expert! Sink had foolishly left his e-mail address, so Chisame simply hacked into it and got into his e-mail account. Sink's actual name was displayed.

"Huh…what a weird name," Chisame said. "Well, I don't really care about it, so I'll just leave him be."

She finished off the night with a daily dose of taking Chiu pictures and went to bed.

A/N: Wow…this took even LONGER than all of the other chapters put together!! Bejesus… -sigh- Well, I hoped you guys enjoyed it, and I don't have much to say except I'm a horrible, lazy person and one more thing.

I had recently gotten a flame which I would like to talk about, although I don't really care. The flame in question said, "This story is horrible. Come up with better materials."

If the anonymous person is somehow reading this, I would like to say that I don't care what you think, but at least provide me with some constrictive criticism like other reviewers. Also, even if you spam my reviews with flames, they will be taken down AND I will continue with this "horrible story" until the very end.

Plus, flames only keep Shino's, Zazie's, Sayo's, Neji's and my bonfire going so we can roast marshmallows during the summer. Everyone, keep this little bit of useless information in mind.

Wow, this is long…so I'll just wrap it up with the translation and PLEASE R&R!! Also, the next hint has to do with a quote…so see if you can get it!! (Maybe if you're familiar with the anime, you'll know it.)

(Translation: e-okay! Chiu is cute!)

Next Time: "Yes, I can smell it…the smell of love? Love aroma…eh."