Things characters would never say in a tekken game
Jin Kazama
1.Mummy! I want my mummy!
2.Anyone wanna see a laser show?
3.I don't know what you're talking about? That building was already damaged when I woke up.
4.Hey Xiao feeling lucky bitch?
5.Ok dad lets call a truce.
6.Heihachi I need and advance on my allowance!
7.Please Grandpa don't shoot me! Waaah!
8.Ok Hwoarang I'll take Asuka and you take Julia.
9.Hey check out my buff bod!
10.Yes! Kazuya and Heihachi are dead. Now the Mishima zaibatsu is mine! Mine! Hahahaha!
11.So Heihachi threw me out of a helicopter. No biggie. I'm still alive right?
12.Xiao I told you before. It was a one night stand get over it!
13.Xiao stop stalking me!
14.Yes! I'm No.1! Hwoarang's a loser! L-O-S-E-R!
15.What Asuka's my cousin!?
16.Hey Nina! Take it off baby!
17.I'm more angel than devil.
18.Don't get me mad. You won't like me when I'm mad.
19Forest? What forest? There was no forest here. Honest.
20.It's time to rock and destroy this place!
21.F U Heihachi!
22.Please Julia I'm begging you! Go out with me not Ganryu!
23.Damn! I'm out of hair gel. Paul you jerk used it all up!
24.I don't care what you say. I'm the star of this game! Now pay me more money or I'll quit!
25.I'm ready to fight, ready to fight, ready to kick some ass.