Things characters would never say in a tekken game
King
1.I'm so sexy I'm afraid to take this mask off.
2.Ever wondered what I looked like underneath this thing?
3.Armour King are you sure this outfit doesn't make me look gay?
4.I am the King of all sexy beasts! Oh yeah!
5.Hey Armour you sure we're doing this move right? It feels kind of weird.
6.Lets play cat and mouse! I'm the cat and you can be the cute little mouse.
7.I'm…too…drunk…to…fight.
8.I'm so happy. I have this shiny belt!
9.Check out my tail. It's totally hot right?
10.Um…can someone get me down from this really tall tree?
11.Have you ever seen the true face of sorrow?
12.I need a queen to comfort me on my empty throne.
13.Check out my muscles! I'm 100 percent buff!
14.Meow!
15.It's ok Marduk I forgive you.
16.I have a hangover.
17.Great another kid to take care of.
18.Hey Julia want to grab a taco?
19.I'm rich, I'm famous and I'm God's gift to women.
20.So I'm not the same King from Tekken 1 and Tekken 2. I'm just as cool.
21.Is there any more beer?
22.Armour King for the last time I'm not going see Mama mia with you!
23.Check it out I have Ogre's horns. Maybe I can sell these to an ivory dealer.
24.Get away from me you hippies, it's not real fur!
25.I'm a raging beast ready for fame, money, sex and revenge.
26.I'm the true King of iron fist champion!
27.Bless my mummy, my daddy and God for making me this bod.
28.Hey check it out! I'm on TV!
29.Don't call me cute. I'm anything but cute.