A/N: This is just basic Brit comedy so unless you're from England you might not get these jokes.
Things characters would never say in a tekken game
Steve Fox
1.Ok seriously mate. No one talks like that in England anymore. Whoever's playing me in this game should get fired.
2.I may look like David Beckham but I sound like a 1830's chimney sweep from the slums of London
3.I support Arsenal!
4.Seriously I'm telling you mate no one talks like that in England!
5.Why do I sound like an Aussie? No offence Marduk.
6.Do I really look like Ken from Street fighter?
7.Lets play football or better yet Mario strikers charged!
8.Hmm. I like Cloud's hairstyle. Maybe I should have my hair like that?
9.I'm hungry. One pint of larger and a packet of crisps please!
10.Don't be sick Anna! There's no way in hell I'm shagging you!
11.Wankers!
12.Think I can take down Mike Tyson?
13.I'm by far more handsome than Prince William. Just kidding your highness!
14.That's not fair Hwoarang. I can't kick that high! I can't kick at all!
15.I said rock and chips not a rock and a packet of crisps!
16.Tell me mum, if you're Irish then where's the accent?
17.You really think Paul is my dad?
18.Ok I'm 21 not 80. Stop making me sound like an old geezer!
19.Ok lets do this quick I'm missing EastEnders!
20.I fight in this tournament for my queen and country!
21.Hurry up I want to watch Mock the Week!
22.Hey I'm on Dead Ringers!
23.I really need to find me a bird and quick.
24.Like my outfit? I bought it in Primark for £10.50.
25.Ok Heihachi I know you know about the thing I know and I want to know what you know about the thing I know!
26.I can't wait to get the PS3!