Things characters would never say in a tekken game
Ling Xiaoyu
1.When I grow up, I'm gonna marry Jin.
2.Miharu where's my Barbie doll?
3.I love Jin Kazama!
4.Bad Panda! That's my chow mein!
5.Ok I'm ready to kick some Mishima butt!
6. Yo Heihachi where's my theme park!? Don't you run from me!
7.Julia that fat retard is staring at your butt.
8.Ok Nina if I pay you in cash will you kill Heihachi for me?
9.Grandpa stop staring at those girls it's nasty!
10.Do I look flat in this outfit?
11.Jin who's that girl that was talking to you just now?
12.Panda had babies! Yay!
13.Me want cookie! Me want cookie!
14.I'm a bad, bad girl!
15.My parents can't wait to meet you Jin.
16.I told you before. Touch my dumplings again and I'll kill you!
17.You can't hide forever Jin. You will marry me!
18.I'm bored with Tekken. Lets play DOA!
19.There you are! Where's my theme park Heihachi!
20.Huh. So Heihachi was trying to kill me? Who knew?
21.My boobs got bigger!
22.I want candy!
23.I'm the prettiest girl in this tournament and anyone that disagrees with me is in for a world of hurt.
24.I'm L-I-N-G X-I-A…uh…something, something, something!
25.I feel like so like y'know.
26.Ok who stole my candy! Was it you Miharu? You Panda? I want my candy!
27.Waaaah! Jin broke my heart!
28.Huh? So Panda is a boy?