CHAPTER SEVEN

With that same irritating know-it-all smirk on his face, Chris Perry informed us that our outfits weren't costumes--they were symbols of our new powers and positions--we were now goddesses. Well, Paige got very excited about having power, but just as suddenly, she wanted to know why she was excited about having power. Chris Perry smirked as he told her that it was because she was now the goddess of war. That excited your aunt even more, and she looked at all of us, especially Chris Perry, wanting to know who wanted to fight--she'd love to get in a fight with him, but he quickly backed off.

Well, I was the last person who wanted to fight, as I suddenly realized that I'd a lot rather love than fight, and suddenly Chris Perry was looking a lot older and a lot hotter than he did just a few minutes earlier. When I tried coming onto him, he quickly backed up and put his hands up defensively, telling me that I was now the goddess of love, an idea I admith that I definitely liked!

Nephew mine, can you guess what your mother's reaction towards all this was? I'll bet you can! She immediately declared that she must be the goddess of sanity, because she was the only one who found this whole thing ridiculous--and looking back at the way Paige and I were acting, I must admit that now I agree with her, and I'll bet you do, too.

So Chris Perry told her that Leo gave her powers over the earth and its elements, which shocked the tar out of Piper. Leo gave her power?? I interrupted, wanting to know if Chris Perry had a girlfriend in the future. He glared at me, but then pointed out that we also now had drives and urges based on our new positions, but we couldn't let them distract us from focusing on destroying the Titans. He hadn't convinced Piper yet--she insisted that Leo was not in the god-making business, because the Elders forbid it and Leo was a company man, and as you well know, nephew mine, he still is.

I'd still been looking Chris Perry over (I swear, nephew mine, it was just because I was turned into a goddess--all those drives and urges that he'd been talking about were totally taking me over! Really truly!) and still wanted to know how old he was, since in my eyes he now looked like a hunky man rather than a skinny kid.

He continued to ignore me, telling Piper that the Elders did forbid it, but they were dead, or at least most of them were, and he didn't seem in the least bit sorry about it--I couldn't help thinking that his reaction towards their deaths was identical to what Piper's herself would've been! He then pointed out that Leo was taking a huge risk turning us into goddesses and hoping that we didn't lose our humanity, like the Greek gods and goddesses had.

Well your other aunt almost did--she stuck her trident into Chris Perry's shirt, saying since he knew the Elders would be killed when he could've stopped it, so she thought she should castrate him!

My face is bright red as I write this, but just to show you how those urges were affecting me, I thought we should cut something else off--I could find some better uses for that piece she wanted to get rid of!

Chris Perry orbed away and orbed back, telling us to focus, that in his future, all of the Elders were killed and that's why he came back, to give Leo that power so it wouldn't happen again.

Paige wasn't interested--she was having too much fun making lightning shoot from her trident and destroy furniture, while I kept insisting that she should make love, not, well, you know, and I'll admit I must've made everyone else sick with all of my mushy sayings, because I'm now doing it to myself now!!!

Now Piper really really got frustrated--this was Leo's big plan???? Because her sisters couldn't be seen in public, much less...

But those were the wrong words to use--public made me think public auctions and I decided to go check out that bachelor auction at P3 (it was those whims and desires, nephew mine! I swear it!!!) while Paige wanted to go use demons for target practice, and with that, we both vanished, her with a flash of lightning and me with a flash of flowers and pretty music, to go use our new powers to do our own thing--the same exact thing that the original Greek gods and goddesses had done--and that had cost every last one of them their humanity!