Ah.. the twins. Chapter is not as perverted as I would like, though. Maybe I should read a twincest, then try the next chapter? Man, I don't even like twincest.. enjoy as the story seems to get more sick and twisted.
Mori's silent treatment had given me the strength to try a more hard subject today. My headache from Huni day had finally receded, so I paced outside the host club doors, contemplating my next host.
"Hm.. Not Takashi.. maybe Haruhi? No, I'll save him for a recovery after some one else.. perhaps Kyoya?"
As I stood, the twins had approached me from behind.
"Ah, back for more?" They said in unison.
I looked up startled. "Ah! The twins!"
Kaoru and Hikaru turned to each other, and shrugged. They then turned back to me with a sly smile, almost cat-like.
"Perhaps it's our turn today?" The seemed to purr together.
"Err.. how about just one?"
"How can you only pick one.." Hikaru began.
"...When we are such a complete package?" Kaoru finished.
I stared, and entered the room.
Oh joy, first customer today. Good thing I don't get hay fever, the roses flowed at me, but today were only petals. However, I had to hold my hands in front of me, and try to blindly lead myself in. "Where am I?"
Suddenly a hand grabbed mine, and pulled me close. "How about today, it's just me?"
I sat on the love seat, that should only really seat two, but I sat with the Hitachiin twins. I sat on Hikaru's side, giving the twins free room to grope at each other if need be, but so far, it was all fine.
Haruhi came today with cake. Is he the clubs personal waiter? He sat down some cakes, and as he turned to leave, Hikaru had grabbed his hand and pulled him across our three laps.
"Oh Haruhi, you brought us delicious treats.." Hikaru smiled, innocent at first, but the innocent began to fade as I watched his expression.
"Of course, you're our favourite treat.." Kaoru smiled, leaning into Haruhi's face.
"Guys, back off. You have customers."
I couldn't help but think.. they are all over each other.. like some sick twincest.. but Haruhi too? Some kind of sick threesome?
The twins eventually began to have separate conversations with the customers, giving me time to talk to Hikaru alone.
"So Hikaru.. tell me.. is this twin thing an act, or do you really go home and play doctor?"
I heard a slight gasp from Kaoru. Hikaru turned to Kaoru, and seemed to grow taller than his brother. He pulled Kaoru to his chest, with one arm around his shoulders, and the other protectively around his head. "Kaoru, what happened?"
"Nothing.. I just burnt my finger on the cup.." Kaoru whimpered, as Hikaru pulled Kaoru's hand to his mouth. Hikaru gently pulled the finger into his mouth, suckling it.
"Hikaru.." Kaoru whimpered again.
"Kaoru, you need to be careful. I don't have my doctor tools with me.. they're at home.." Hikaru whispered, trying to direct it only to Kaoru, but loud enough that I and the other two girls on the other side of the table could heard.
The girls squealed. "Ahh!!"
Kaoru managed to pull away, and compose himself, but tears glinted in his eyes. "Hikaru, don't embarrass me.." A faint blush followed.
"Kaoru.." Hikaru pulled him back.
"Hikaru.." Responded Kaoru.
After a few dazzling minutes of gazing into each others eyes, the twins pulled apart, returning to their conversations.
"Now, tell me, my dear customer.." Hikaru began, looking me in the eye. "Do you think we only pretend to play doctor at home?"
I couldn't manage to talk anymore. Hikaru and Kaoru's act was disgustingly intriguing, so I simply observed. Not only did Hikaru manage to pull Kaoru onto his lap, and practically give his brother a full body molestation, Hikaru had purposely got cake on his face, and confirmed to me that, yes, they do clean each other, with their tongues.
I excused myself, and managed to make it to the door, that was blocked by Tamaki. He held out a rose. "For you, fair maiden."
I glanced at the rose, and almost took it, when I heard the familiar scream of "HARUHI!!" and the throwing of a tray of cakes. I ducked, and Tamaki took the tray to the face... again. Turning around, the twins were also covered in the cakes again. I was beginning to think that maybe the twins manage to fix this up to go with their act every other day. I wasn't going to stick around and find out though, I ducked out of the room before I was blamed for the murder of King of the Ouran Host Club.
Yeah, definitly need to up the perv factor. Next chapter is Kaoru, so I may be able to recover!