Chapter 5: Kaoru the Uke

And the twins decide to step up the act. Hot? Maybe.

I reasoned out that since Hikaru was such a raging pervert, Kaoru must be utterly sane in comparison. Today, I would sit in with Kaoru and prove my theory. Twins may look alike, but they always have one major personality difference. I personally want to believe that it lies in perversion between these two.

Pushing open the doors, already two customers had arrived, but the host club decided to introduce themselves anyways. Today, apparently they were dressed in theme. They all appeared to be wearing toga's... off the shoulder revealing a part of their chests. However, Huni and Haruhi wore full covering togas. I understand Huni, showing off his skin would ruin his cute little image, but why would Haruhi?

Tamaki approached, as usual. "Welcome, my flower. Is today the day I have the honour of serving you?"

I am finally managing to get past Tamaki without the usual fluster. "Today, actually, I would like to sit in with the twins again."

The twins smirked, thinking they had racked in a new permanent customer.

Today, Kaoru allowed me to sit beside him. He seemed to be much more intelligent then his older brother, with more of a coolness in his tone. I couldn't believe that he was such the... the UKE of this relationship these brothers pulled off. I couldn't imagine either being uke, which arose my suspicious again of just an act.

Kaoru gave off an adorable smile, when, I swear to god, he stood up and purposely tripped himself, giving out the faintest squeal.

Hikaru dived as soon as his brother stood, allowing my suspicions to grow. He caught Kaoru, and pulled him into his arms, supporting him.

"Kaoru, where does it hurt?" Hikaru whispered, again with trying to be inaudible, but loud enough that the fangirls could hear his sultry voice change.

"My ankle.. I think I twisted it..." Kaoru winced, making his fake tears come back to his eyes.

I stood up, seeing where this was going. I helped Hikaru lay Kaoru on the couch, and then stood to the side. Hikaru got on his knees, sitting beside the couch, and held Kaoru's hands in his own.

"Kaoru, there is no need to leave my side.. be careful, I can't live without you..." Hikaru pulled Kaoru's face closer.

"Oh, Hikaru.."

And so continued their romantic spree, while fangirls died all around us.

After Kaoru had made a miraculous recovery, we began talking again.

"Kaoru, I can't honestly believe that you two are really like this..." Kaoru laughed at this comment.

Since I was still standing, he patted the seat in between Hikaru and him. "Sit," he commanded.

So I did.

Kaoru leaned in, and I could feel Hikaru also coming in for the kill.

"Don't worry.. we won't hurt you.." Hikaru began.

"Much..." Kaoru finished with a sly smile.

The pushed me further back on the couch, and fangirls squealed in admiration and jealousy. Suddenly, Tamaki grabbed my hand and pulled me out.

"Boys, enough sexual harassment for today!" Tamaki laughed, holding me close.

"And that isn't?" Hikaru gruffly replied.

"Of course not, I'm protecting a princess in need!"

"I don't think she needs protection.." Kaoru pointed.

I managed to slip out of his arms, and escape for another day.

I swear to god, the really pervert here is Tamaki. Next, shall be Haruhi!