A/N: Again, I warn of the slash content, along with the possiliblity [surprise] of smut, bad language, and naughty characters. I own the story, not the characters.

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Severus the next day handed Draco and Harry one vial each of the potion, trust them both to be able to get into the kitchens and contaminate the food. Of course, the two most notorious rule breakers didn't sneak in. Harry was surrounded by House Elves with Dobby at the helm, while Draco laced the desserts. Drugging the student body... now that was surely a first. Harry made his excuses to the House Elves, and the two wizards left the kitchens and passed by the Room of Requirement.

"Draco," Harry began as he slowed down near the enterence. "Do you wonder what your father is doing in the Room?"

Draco looked pensive for a second, and then answered, "Do you know something I don't know?"

Harry smirked. He had a lot to smirk about, actually. He was very good at seducing. Harry thought back to when he had first seduced Draco. He had found the blonde in the Room of Requirement with a few living dolls. Harry had watched the erotic performance from the doorway, and within a few minutes, began to take advantage of the scene before him. It was when Draco had noticed him that they had shared their first kiss. That, of course, led to other things, but the memory was a sweet one. Draco Malfoy was the greatest catch in the school and he had caught him with a room of Harry dolls.

Draco 's face colored as he figured out why Harry was smirking. Harry shrugged and said simply, "I wonder how much you two are alike."

Harry grabbed Draco hand and they paced in front of where the door is supposed to be. After the third time, the Room materialized.

In front of the two teenaged wizards was the most frightening experiences of deja vu. Lucius Malfoy, in all his glory, was sleeping on a nest of several Harry dolls. Both boys stood shocked in front of the sight.

Draco was the first to break the silence. "Good to know my father has acquired good taste."

Harry turned slowly and kissed Draco lightly on the lips.

"At least he aimed high."

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Severus didn't dislike his students. True, there were some he couldn't stand, like those Weaseleys and occasionally Longbottom. But he never hated Harry. Harry, with his disheveled hair and his piercing green eyes. He could make everyone wish they were truly all they could be.

Severus was never one for introspection. It made it harder to ignore his conscience. So he needed to mask his imperfection. So, he tried to make him unhappy.

So how ironic is it that he is the only one that had ever seemed happy? Draco was a good looking kid, but he was fucking his father and you can never truly have them both and expect to not compare. So he could have perfection's father, and perfection's boyfriend, Harry.

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Lucius didn't, as a rule, dream. Dreams make too many things complicated. But Lucius also didn't, as a rule, sleep under the influence of various spells.

So Lucius dreamed. Many would say that he couldn't possibly be that foolish to dream with a challenge so close at hand. But Lucius wasn't conscious, and his subconcious decided for him. His dream began.

He was back in Hogwarts, the same age as Draco and Harry. He was walking into one of his classes when a swirl of fog came and covered his classmates. Draco stepped toward him, and whispered "Trust me."

They melded into one person and walked back to their room. Inside was Harry, tied, starkers, and at their mercy. They took him after coating themselves with the special oil. All Lucius could see was himself pounding into Harry. With Draco.

Harry looked up at them, and moaned. "You should have had me earlier. I've been waiting for you for my entire life."

And then wth a jerk back to reality, Lucius woke up. His dream didn't even let him come.

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TBC...

A/N: Any twists? Is it confusing? Do we wish I just get to the challenge now? Am I fufilling your smut needs?