Chapter 7: Tamaki the Seducer

Isn't he a cool guy? Isn't Tamaki just swell? Well, here he is. I wrote this at lunch at school, and I asked my friends opinions on the cheesy pick-up lines. They seemed to enjoy, so here you go!

Haruhi had given me the reason why Tamaki seemed to be crazy about me. Since I had yet to request him, he seemed to be anxious, awaiting his turn. I decided that today, I'd get him over with, and maybe he'll leave me alone from now on.

I walked in, and while I was later than usual, Tamaki seemed to have been alone. He looked up when the door opened, and gave a sly smiled. He stood, and floated towards me.

"Princess, may I have the honour of serving you today?" He gave off a dazzling white smile, and gently pushed the door close behind me.

"Actually, yes," I leaned against the closed door. "I was planning on requesting you today."

Tamaki looked delighted, but managed to hide his overwhelmed look with another dazzling smile.

He took me by the hand, leading me to a love seat. Unlike the twins, it was just us, and no girls across, beside, or even around. Tamaki snapped his fingers, and Haruhi appeared with the usual treats. He gave me a smile as he set them down, and walked away again.

Taking what I had already learned about Tamaki from Haruhi, I had prepared cookies to offer him. Now was the time.

I pulled the cookies out, and began my act. "Tamaki-kun..." I said, taking lessons from the twins with the fake but real looking tears through the method of eye drops. "I made you cookies, won't you taste them instead?"

I presented the handmade treats to Tamaki, who put his hand over the cookies, as well as my own hands.

"My sweet princess…" tears began to swell in his eyes. "The treats you offer me are not half as deliciously sweet when compared to your beauty…"

I stared. Did he really use that cheesy line? "Tamaki... kun?"

"Yes, my sweet?"

"…are you coming on to me?"

"My dearest flower, no man can resist the sweet temptations of a fair maiden before him." Tamaki smiled another dazzling bright smiled. Any regular fangirl would have swooned, but I managed to resist.

"Tamaki-kun, you make no sense."

"Nothing makes sense when you are truly in love, my dear!"

"Uh… huh…"

Tamaki continued with the colourful phrases of love throughout our visit. I just learned to ignore the silly comments, but to be honest; I gained nothing from this particular date, except that the president of the host club is a raging idiot.

"Farewell, my fair princess. I expect you tomorrow?" Tamaki held my hand, and released it only when I took another step towards the door.

"Hmm… maybe. But I think it's Kyoya's turn tomorrow..." I stopped.

Kyoya was standing nearby which I just noticed. I smiled to him, in an attempt to recover.

"I shall be expecting than..." Kyoya smiled, turned away, and walked off, closing the door in my face.

Kyoya is such a ball of joy, eh? Well, next is Kyoya. I may or may not finish the story in the next chapter, we'll see how it goes. I'm thinking another chapter after as an epilouge.