Mortal Kombat: Deception Mayhem!
Chapter 18:
Onaga stood in the main room of his castle staring at his amulet and the 6 Kamidogu that surrounded the room.
"Where the fuck is Tanya with the instructions?" he demanded.
Suddenly, he heard a noise. He turned to the door at the left and saw Jade and Queen Sindel.
"Give it up, Onaga," said Jade, "Tanya's dead and your Tarkata are losing!"
"And I destroyed every computer in your office," said Sindel, "So you can nolonger use the ancient texts!"
"This can't be!" said Onaga.
"But it is," said Jade, "And after we kill you, we're gonna return to Edenia and free it from your filthy control!"
"Not if I destroy you first!" said Onaga.
Just then, Ermac, followed by Onaga's slaves, entered the room.
"My slaves," said Onaga, "Help me fight them!"
"We're never gonna help you," said Kung Lao, "Instead, we're gonna destroy you!"
"We have freed your slaves from your control with the aid of Liu Kang's ghost," said Ermac.
"Yeah," said Johnny, "Now we're gonna kick your ass for forcing us to play all those stupid board games!"
"You remember those things?" asked Onaga, "Bah, whatever! I'll just destroy you all!"
Just then, the doors swung open, and a tall Native American man was standing at the entrance.
"Onaga," said the man, "I am Nightwolf, and you will pay for trying to conquer the realms!"
"Have we met before?" asked Onaga, "'Cause I don't remember you."
Just then, the doors swung open again, this time, revealing an old Asian man.
"Onaga," declared Shujinko, "As champion of the Elder Gods, it is my duty to defeat you!"
"You I remember," said Onaga, "You're that guy I deceived for 50 years into reviving me!"
The doors swung open yet again.
"Idiot!" said Scorpion, "I am the true champion of the Elder Gods! You're just a dumb retard!"
"Hey," said Onaga, "I think this is a few too many enemies now..."
The wall suddenly burst open, revealing Shao Kahn and Goro.
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" laughed the Kahn, "I have come to destroy you and reclaim my throne!"
"And I'm helping," said Goro proudly.
"Geez," said Onaga, "This is getting really unfair now! Is there anyone else?"
The doors burst open once again, and this time, it was Link.
"Ganondorf!" announced Link, "I have come to defeat you and save Princess Zelda!"
"Um," said Onaga, pointing, "Hyrule is that way..."
"Whoops," said Link, leaving.
"Give it up," said Sonya, "You're severely outnumbered!"
"I don't care!" said Onaga, "I'll still kill you all! You'll see!"
Everyone prepared to attack, but suddenly, a bright light appeared behind Onaga. He turned around to see who it was. It was Raiden, god of thunder, looking pretty pissed.
"Onaga," boomed Raiden, "You will pay for endangering Earthrealm. As protecter of that realm, I will protect it at all costs! Even if it means destroying Earthrealm!"
"Um..." said Onaga.
Raiden suddenly punched Onaga in the gut, sending him flying across the room and into the opposite wall.
"And when I'm done with him," began Raiden, "I'm coming for you, Shujinko!"
"EEK!" said Shujinko, as he cowered behind Scorpion.
"Damn," said Onaga, wiping some blood from his mouth, "It has been a long time since I've seen my own blood...No wait, I saw it yesterday, when I cut myself shaving."
"I don't get it," said Jade, "If that's Reptile's body, shouldn't his blood be green instead of red?"
"We'll have to take this to the forums," said Kung Lao, "To complain!"
Onaga approached Raiden.
"You're gonna pay for that, Raidy," said Onaga.
Onaga charged for Raiden and the two began to fight viciously. Onaga clawed Raiden in the face, while Raiden sent a thunderpunch to Onaga's head. They then began to grapple. Meanwhile, on the sidelines, the others were watching and eating popcorn.
"This is great," said Shao Kahn, "You don't see stuff like this everyday!"
"It would be better if we had those 3-D glasses," said Jade.
"Listen," said Nightwolf, "We can't just sit around and do nothing."
"Chief Know-it-all is right," said Scorpion, "I didn't come all the way here just to sit on my ass! We gotta do something!"
"Then we have to destroy the Kamidogu," said Shujinko, "As they are the source of his power!"
"Let's go!" announced Johnny.
He then ran up to one of the Kamidogu and tried to whack it with his nunchuck. It was so strong, that the nunchuck bounced off and struck Johnny in the face.
"Ow," said Johnny, rubbing his face.
"That's not the way you do it!" said Nightwolf.
He pulled out his magic bow and fired a giant arrow at the Kamidogu, shattering it to a million pieces. Onaga then fell over as if he had been injured directly.
"It's working!" said Sonya.
Meanwhile, the fight between Onaga and Raiden was growing more intense. Raiden picked Onaga up and performed a back-breaker on him. From the ground, Onaga delivered a kick to Raiden's stomach that sent him flying to the ceiling. The thundergod fired a beam of electricity that nearly blew Onaga up.
"HIYA!" Shao Kahn lifted his hammer into the air and slammed it down onto the red Kamidogu, shattering it. Again, Onaga fell over. Sindel used her powerful voice to shatter the green Kamidogu. Eventually, there was just one left.
"Just one more," said Goro.
"Sweet," said Nightwolf, "I'll get it!"
"You already got one," said Sonya angrily, "My turn!"
Sonya pushed passed him and ran towards it.
"Oh no you don't," said Shao Kahn, "It's mine!"
Goro then grabbed Sonya and threw her aside, allowing the Kahn to run past and approach it. Suddenly, Shujinko slipped under the Kahn's legs and popped up in front of him.
"Looks like I'm gonna be the hero here," he said.
From behind, Scorpion fired his spear, which lodged itself into Shujinko's shoulder. He then pulled Shujinko away from the Kamidogu. Amidst the chaos, Kitana managed to reach the last Kamidogu.
"Finally," she muttered.
Suddenly, Johnny tackled her to the floor, causing her to hit the pedestal the Kamidogu rested on.
"Johnny," snapped Kitana, "You fucker! We're on the same team!"
"Sorry," said Johnny, "I got too into it!"
The pedestal that Kitana hit fell over and the Kamidogu began rolling across the floor.
"Look," said Jax, "It's getting away!"
The combatants all went after the Kamidogu at once, but they wound up piling on top of each other, struggling to be the first to reach it. However, Ermac was able to teleport out of the pile and pop up right next to the orb.
"Time to end this!" he shouted.
Ermac fired a big green energy ball that destroyed the final Kamidogu. With all of them gone, Onaga was powerless.
"NOOOO!" shouted Onaga, approaching the red ninja.
All of a sudden, Raiden thrusted both his hands into Onaga's back and lifted him up into the air. Raiden followed that up by pumping electricity into Onaga.
"Shocking, isn't it?" joked Raiden.
Once Onaga was dead, Raiden tossed the corpse aside.
"Geez," said Kung Lao, "That was intense!"
"Tell me about it!" said Shujinko, "This bastard fired a spear into my arm!"
"Sorry," said Scorpion, "We cool?"
Shujinko ignored the ninja and walked off, holding the damaged shoulder.
"Now," said Raiden, "Let this be a lesson to whoever wants to mess with Earthrealm!"
Suddenly, Raiden opened his mouth and began screaming. A giant ball of white light popped out and hovered in the air. Raiden fell to the floor, unconscious.
"What is that?" asked Jade.
"I am the One Being," replied the ball of light, "I have been living inside of Raiden for the past few months!"
"You've been living in Raiden?" asked Shujinko, "So that's why he was all crazy!"
"Um," said the One Being, "No. I was never manipulating him or anything. He was just having a really bad day."
"Oh..."
"Allow me to tell you my story," said the One Being, "I am the creator of this universe. Everything you see around was from my wonderous imagination. Then I got bored so I created some friends, who would later become the Elder Gods. I got a little greedy, so I began sucking out their life force to maintain powerful and to keep them young and weak. However, they eventually caught on to what I was doing, so they had this whole revolt. They stripped me of my power, took over my universe and fed you all this cock-and-bull story that they created it, and blah, blah, blah! Of course, without me holding it together, the universe broke up into several realms. I became lost in these realms, doomed to spend the rest of my existence as this floating ball of light. Over time, I developped some power, which I used to manipulate events around the universe in my favor. The war against Shinnok, Shao Kahn's rise to power, the Deadly Alliance, and the return of the Dragon King were all my doing, so that I may one day get a hold of the amulet and the Kamidogu. Only then, I could restore myself and the universe to its former glory!"
"Why did you have to do all that?" asked Scorpion, "Wouldn't it have been easier to just manipulate the realms into going back together?"
"Well I..." said the One Being, "I mean, I...I could...Nothing's that simple, alright?"
"But," said Johnny, "How are you going to fuse the realms if the Kamidogu are destroyed?"
"That's the thing!" said the One Being, "I've lost this battle! Everything I've worked so hard for is over!"
The heroes cheered.
"That doesn't stop me from killing you, though!"
The heroes stopped cheering.
"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed the One Being, "Feel my wrath!"
The One Being grew twice its size and began to move in closer to the heroes, who did not know how to stop a giant ball of light. All hope seemed lost for them...
"URK!" screamed the One Being, "AAH! OHHH!"
"What's happening?" demanded Shao Kahn.
"It's the creators of Mortal Kombat," replied the One Being, "They were too lazy to continue my storyline into Armageddon! It looks like it's the end for me...So long, warriors and good luck!"
There was a bright light, and then the One Being suddenly imploded.
"Cool effects," said Johnny.
"Now what?" asked Scorpion, "I'm bored."
"Well," said Shao Kahn, "On the way here, Goro and I saw this enormous pyramid sticking out of the ground. There was this big, flaming man at the top!"
"Pyramid?" asked Jax, "Flaming man? Ground? I gotta check this out!"
"Yeah!" said Sindel, "Let's all go!"
"Last one to the top is a rotten egg!" said the Kahn.
The combatants ran out the door. A few hours later, Raiden awoke and also left.
The End? Not quite...