The Destroyer
By mkusenagi2
The story concept © 5-19-2006
All Marvel characters are © Marvel Comics.
Kim Possible and other Disney characters
are © Disney Co.
I don't own Warren S. Murphy's
and Richard Ben Sapir's
characters either.
1 The Red Major
12-25-2006
CURE HQ
14th and Clifton St, NW
Washington, DC
0745 hrs
22 year old Kimberly Alanna Possible was in a Deep Blue Funk…
She was sitting in a Govt issue olive drab heaven…
The CURE mess hall.
The only thing that made it worth the stay was the FOOD.
'I know it's unfair to him… I wasn't able to be there for him when he got 'drafted' by Smith… But SHEGO! HOW COULD HE DO THAT! She's a… OoooH! She's such a slut! Granted… he saved her from a fate worse than death! But still… Thank God She DIDN'T get PREGNANT… DAMMIT! He's got me turned around… And to think I saved…' she fumed as her best friend sat opposite her in the cafeteria.
"can i sit here or are you going to bite my head off?" Ron asked with his version of the Pout as he sat down with his tray.
"…" she stared at him. "I don't eat with guys that fuck superpowered sluts while 'saving the world'."
Ron blanched.
"Uh. Ok I'll leave." He said as he rose, tray in hand. 'Man! She's REALLY pissed and still able to hold a grudge…! Granted KP was looking for me all that time… Still she should cut me some slack. She DOESN'T know what it was like being on the 'outside'. Guess I'll have to wait.' He mused. 'Well at least Shego's safe…' "Sorry KP. I'll tell Wade… Chiun and I'll start the mission and fill ya in later… gotta go… Chiun's waitin'." Ron dumped his tray and walked out of the cafeteria.
'I really hurt him with that crack. Smooth move Possible.' She thought as she ran after him and slammed the mess doors open! "BAM!" "RON! WAIT!" she cried as she saw him turn the corner, 'It's like a drab maze in here!' "I'm Sorry!" she cried.
Ron peeked at her from around the corner.
"Really. C'mon I'll 'buy' breakfast. I had no right to snap at you like that. It's just that…" she said as he cautiously walked towards her.
"It's ok KP. You've got a LOT of bad history with Shego…" he replied as they reentered the cafeteria and got in line.
"Yeah, but I… You're my Best Friend. I shouldn't judge and treat you like that just because you slept with her…" she said as she stood next to him while he got a stack of flapjacks from Cookie.
"Don't throw these away, huh?" Cookie.
"Sorry Dude." Ron sheepishly replied. "KP… Look, you don't owe me anything…" he said as they went back to their table.
"Yes I do. Ron. Uh. I…" Kim blushed into her roots.
"Yeah KP?" Ron said as he began to demolish the stack.
"Ron I'm REALLY, REALLY Sorry… It's just… I… I give a damn what happens to you Stoppable. 'Cause i love you… that's why I kept looking for you…" she put her head down on the table, Ron stopped eating and looked at her in shock! "Shego… I get SO mad to think she got to you first… I've been waiting ALL this time to… and she… Rggh!" Kim moaned.
"You what! KP… I uh… wow." 'She SAID it! She Actually said it… WAIT! She's a virgin!' "KP… You wanna know what… HOW it happened…?" he humbly asked.
"Uh. You don't have to tell me if you don't wanna… It's ok." She said. 'YES! He wants to share… granted it's Shego… ick! But still…' she thought with angsty glee.
"It's no big. You're cleared. It happened in Bosnia. See Chiun and I were looking for…" he began.
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07-15-2001
Novo Sarajevo
Federation of Bosnia
The Pits
0951 hrs
"Ron you have to find the Red Major. He's got the stolen bioweapons the Russians have been looking for." Smith said over Ron's and Chiun's satlinks while they crept through the alleys in the warehouse district.
"Don't worry Smitty. We'll get 'im and the munitions too." He replied as he winked at Chiun. "Isn't that right Little Rabbi?"
"It shall be done, O Emperor." The wizened Korean replied.
"Ron. One more thing. Rembrandt's in the area. If you can, Neutralize him; if not, get some pics on the link. Smith out."
'Man! Can this mission get ANY worse? Now we have a bugfuck Spetsnaz renegade and an ultra-terrorist in the house?' Ron thought as they walked up to a red and blue warehouse, "sst! Chiun! This is the place!" Ron said over his shoulder. "Chiun?" he hoarsely whispered as he realized he was alone!
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"So he left you there all by yourself?" an incredulous Kim asked.
"Yeah, but there was a GOOD reason. See…"
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"It is a sad day to see you in such a state my nephew." Chiun said to Nuihc as he climbed onto the warehouse roof, "It is not too late to change your path."
"As always you play the fool Uncle. I shall become Emperor…" A younger version of Chiun hissed, "When you die." as he attacked.
"So Be It."
"And when I'm done your 'apprentice' shall join you. My heir's skills surpass your 'son's'." he hissed as he crushed the roof where Chiun had been standing mere seconds before with a kick!
"We Shall See." Chiun replied. 'Be Wary My Son.'
A storm raged between two Titans…
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A bald, 5' 7" terror smiled at his latest acquisition from around his eyepatch as they hung from a crucifix…
"Uhhhn!" Shego moaned as a doctor injected her with more 'truth serum'.
"Stop resisting. The more you fight… the worse it gets… our chemists developed this drug just for your kind… What do you think happened to Hego and your brothers?" The Major said as he wheeled a cart over, stood in front of Shego and leered at her.
"PHtt!" Shego spat into his face! 'Hego…!' she dazedly thought through her chemically induced haze.
"Ah yes! I shall enjoy this." He said with a grin as he wiped his face, drew his kukri… cut off her costume, and began to…
"AGGGHHH!" she cried.
Skin her belly!
Ron killed the sentries and crept into the warehouse in time to see The Major begin his gory 'hobby'. 'Hang on Shego!'
"You know Shego, the Geneva Convention's screwed up everything that's fun about warfare…" he said as he leaned on her shoulder and winked at her while pulling on a pair of surgical gloves, "In certain countries men like me were treated as heroes when we slit our enemies bellies open and fucked them as they died… Then heroes and villains like you had to show up… with your powers… Monkey Fist was very tasty. I have his pelt in my study… it makes an excellent rug." He said with a fatherly smile. "It's nice that you have your 'healing factor'; it will help me to 'refine' my techniques."
"F… fuck… you…" she gasped.
"No my dear it is you who shall be fucked. Who knows I have it? The Tapeworm? You were sent to destroy it, weren't you? Lucky for me he stopped you." The Red Major said with a tiger's grin.
"AGGGH!" she cried out in agony as he took a container off the cart, opened it and rubbed lye into her wound.
Ron silently bolted forward and thrust his fingertips into the doctor's sternum with a resounding, "CRACK!" "uh!" Ron eased the corpse to the floor and wiped his hand on the doctor's labcoat. 'Bastard. Gonna pay for that. That's low.'
"Ah! A champion has come forward to slay the 'Fair Maid's' Dragon." The major said, "This can wait." The Major cried as Ron came forward, "Rembrandt."
A masked spectre stepped out of the shadows…
"Today you shall die. There will only be one Master Of Sinanju. Mine!" He hissed.
"Sez You. Bring It." 'Be Careful Little Rabbi!' Ron thought.
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"You can not stop me Chiun." Nuihc cried as he threw a flurry of kicks at Chiun's body faster than most could see.
"Really." Chiun said as… "Crack!" he shattered Nuihc's right ankle with his right hand.
"'Til another time!" Nuihc said as he triggered a remote, "The Bioweapons have been activated. Goodbye Uncle."
"FOOL!" Chiun cried as he kicked Nuihc off the roof! 'Ron!' Chiun chopped a hole through the roof and peered through…
'Ah! There.' He dropped into the warehouse below.
TBC
