Chapter 3: Triangles and Manicures
"…Crap, I never knew you where this heavy!" said Vanir. Who was now dragging Murtagh up Eragon's places stairs.
"Finally!" Vanir said once he reached the Entrance.
When Vanir knocked on the door no one answered. He tried again and still no one answered. Finally he decided he'd just go in. When Vanir open the door he still had forgot he still had Murtagh in his hands and dropped him at the sight he saw.
"WOHA! WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING!" "ARYA!" shouted Vanir.
"I'm doing nothing…"Arya said as she continued to make out with Roran.
"Arya…I don't think you get it," "HE'S ENGADGED!" yelled Vanir.
"WHAT!" Arya shouted as she let go of Roran. "Why doesn't anyone tell me anything around here!" Arya said.
Roran was just about knocked out when Arya let go of him, so he wasn't able to hear the commotion.
As Vanir and Arya started arguing on how Arya is told nothing and why she was making out with Eragon's cousin, Murtagh woke up.
"…What the." "Uh… Sorry if I'm interrupting something…whatever it may be…but uh what's going on?" Murtagh asked, as he got up, and walked over to Vanir and Arya.
"OK, WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?" "Oh and since when do you say sorry?" asked Arya.
"Well excuse me, for my politeness-ness." Murtagh said sarcastically.
"Oh, and since when do say excuse me?" asked Arya.
"Since when do you ask so many questions?" Murtagh asked, as he cocked an eyebrow.
"…Since an insane man came walking in through his brother's door." Replied Arya.
"Alright the elf GOT TO GO!" Murtagh slightly yelled as he pointed his finger at Arya.
"Mmm…and I believe this is when the insanity comes in" said Arya.
"That's Mr. Insanity to you." Said a quite annoyed Murtagh.
" Oh, no that was your father." Said Arya.
"Well at least we agree on something." Said Murtagh.
" But I consider you as Mr. Insanity Jr." Said Arya.
"Why, thank you…your highness." Murtagh said, very annoyed.
"The only problem is…your father had a much better sense of humor than you." Said Arya.
"N-I-C-E. Wait! How-how…" said Murtagh, as Arya started blushing.
"Oh no… Arya! You made out with him too!" Yelled Vanir.
"Well.ya…" said Arya, now as red as a tomato.
Murtagh fell to the floor, laughing hysterically, while Vanir and Arya just stared at him.
When Murtagh got up and calmed down a little, he said, still smiling "…You are a very, very naughty little girl."
" Ha. Ya, and this is coming from his son." Said Arya.
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Murtagh.
" What it means is, that you are just as rotten as the scar on your back." Replied Arya.
"Oh no you didn't just mock the scar!" said Murtagh.
"Whatcha gonna do about it…cry to your baby brother?" asked Arya. " Oh Eragon I just got told by your girlfriend, Oh Eragon-" said Arya, and then cut off by Murtagh.
"OH, OH IT IS ON!" yelled Murtagh as he started to chase Arya.
As Arya stepped out of the place Murtagh went to shut the door on her, but when he did he heard Arya scream, and opened the door immediately.
"WHAT?" Murtagh asked Arya when he opened he door.
"…Like I think I broke a nail!" shouted Arya.
"So?" asked Murtagh.
"So, I like just got a manicure!" said Arya.
"Uh… You by any chance would be related to a girl named Kaitlin would you?" asked Murtagh.
"No, but I know one." Replied Arya, as she shut the door.
"Oh. Even better…" said Murtagh.
Just as Murtagh and Arya sat back down someone knocked at the door.