Woohoo! Chapter 2! Sorry again about any OOCness… Read on! But first, the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: Do you know how messed up the world would be if I actually owned Naruto?

-Back at Akatsuki-

"Go away! I'm not coming out! I look like a loser!" Itachi wailed from inside the locked bathroom.

"Come on, you're a work of art,un."

"No!"

"I'm sure it can't be that bad…although knowing Deidara…it actually might…" Kissame added.

"Damn it! Get out of the bathroom! I have to go!" Sasori hollered pounding on the door.

"I already told you, I'm not coming out!"

"If you don't open this door right now, I'll break it down!" the puppet master ranted.

"But that'll be the third one this week!" Kissame whined.

The door creaked open and they all froze. There was There was Itachi standing there in his brother's blue shirt and shorts, his hair spiked into the chicken butt style which no doubt had taken at least 4 bottles of hair gel.

Nobody could hold it in anymore. They all burst out laughing.

"You do look like a loser!' Kissame roared laughing so hard that he was almost in tears.

"Die, just die. And I don't even want to know how you got these clothes…" Itachi said glaring at Deidara.

"You get to go as Sasuke the Sexy, un!"

"I hate you all…"

-Basement of Hokage's mansion-

"Alright! Everyone quiet down! I have an announcement! We've got three guests of honor: Gaara the Kazekage, Temari, and Kankoru, the sand shinobi!"

Sakura looked over the heads of the other people and had to run out of the room before doubling over in laughter. Temari had showed up as a hula girl and from the looks of her brothers, she had probably forced them into their costumes.

Kankoru was dressed up as Kermit the frog and Gaara looked like he had been unwillingly dragged along after being forced into a giant teddy bear costume.

"Hahahaha!"

"Hey, What's so funny Sakura-chan?" questioned ero-sennin getting in her face.

She shrieked and kicked him in the stomach knocking the old pervert to the ground. Looking closer, she could see that the person was a little too short to be Jiraya. And upon realizing who it actually was, she started laughing again.

"That wasn't funny, Sakura-chan…"moaned Naruto pulling off his wig.

"Yeah, it was!" the pink-haired slug-sennin giggled.

A group of young kunoichi took one look at Naruto and ran away screaming.

The cherry-blossom stifled another giggle and followed her teammate into the party.

"Hmph…this is so stupid…" Shikamaru sighed.

"Come on Shikamaru, your girlfriend is even here!" teased a meatball that was Chouji.

"I'd actually have to agree with Shikamaru," added Ino who had shown up as a fairy. "Sasuke isn't even here," she added in a pout.

"Why would he be?"

"Actually, no one changed the mailing list so Shizune accidentally invited him… doubt he'd come anyway…" muttered Shikamaru but immediately regretted it.

"Really?! Oh there he is! Sasuke the sexy!" trilled Ino her eyes twinkling as she turned back into her old fan-girlish self. She ran over and hugged him tightly. "There you are! I've missed you so much!"

"Who the hell are you?!" Itachi asked turning around. Ino screamed and poked him in the eye with her wand before running away.

-Meanwhile, just outside…-

"Now we just need to find Itachi-san, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed looking around.

"What are you supposed to be anyway?" Kissame asked.

"I'm Barbie, and he's Ken, un."

"Why did you make me dress up like this? Tobi's a good boy!" moaned Tobi.

The shark-face snickered, "Didn't they break up?"

Deidara ignored him. "Come on, let's go in already!"

"But I wanted to go trick-or-treating!" protested Zetsu.

His request was denied however and Barbie, Ken, Jaws, and some kind of freaky plant- (Zetsu: I'm a marigold!) eh-hem, Marigold went into the party.

HECK YES! FINISHED WITH CHAPTER 2!!!

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