Woohoo! Chapter 3! Sorry again about any OOCness… Read on! But first, the disclaimer!
Disclaimer: There are so many impossible things in the world, me getting a hole in one, stopping Tsuki-chan from squeaking and…anyone but Kishimoto-sama owning Naruto.
-At the Party-
"O-Orochimaru!" stuttered Sakura pointing at the back of a man with long black hair, which Naruto had just knocked down.
"Reallly/ I thought it was Michael Jackson," muttered Naruto scratching his head
Orochimaru/Micheal Jackson turned around. "What are you idiots doing?"
It was Sasuke. Sakura laughed nervously. "You'll never guess who the idiot just thought you were…"
It hadn't been two minutes and Naruto and Sasuke looked about ready to leap at each other and start some dramatic show down.
"Look! It's been three years since we've all been together and if you two start something I'll beat you both senseless! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT!" the cherry blossom raved in one breath.
The group of girls from earlier ran by screaming and pointing at Naruto.
"Maybe you should just change your costume," said Sakura.
"Why me? Teme's the one scaring people!"
"No, your costume's scaring all the little girls and Sasuke's is scaring all of the little boys!" she answered wisely just as a small group of young boys ran by pointing at Sasuke screaming like little girls," Michael Jackson! Run away!"
"Maybe you should both just change…
Kakashi stood perfectly stil next to the punch bowl. Once nobody was looking he would take…A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE!! (A/N: yummy!) How Kakashi loved chocolate chip cookies! But he couldn't let the giant teddy bear see him, even if it did look like his one at home…If the bear saw him take one of his cookies…
"Hi, Kakashi, what are you doing?"
"Shh! I'm a scarecrow!" he whispered.
"Right…" said Kankoru (a.k.a. Kermit the Frog) nervously as he inched away from the seemingly insane man.
Now…the bear was unaware! Kakashi yelled his battle cry, "COOKIE!" as he leapt at the last one Gaara held in his paw.
"Mine!"
"NO! Mine!"
"Cookie!"
The two tumbled onto the floor. Gaara summoned his sand but as he did he dropped his cookie. It rolled away and landed at a foot of a scary looking man and Micheal Jackson picked it up.
"Michael Jackson!" shouted Gaara.
"NOOO!" Kakashi cried, his hand outstretched looking longingly at the cookie.
-From another point of view not far away…-
"Hey aren't you those Akatsuki guys?" asked Orochimaru taking a bite out of the cookie.
(Kakashi & Gaara: COOKIE!)
"No…I'm Jawe's, they're Barbie and Ken (snicker) and he's a marigold! Can I please have an autograph Mr. Micheal Jackson?!" Kissame asked excitedly pulling out a pen and paper from God knows where…
"Okay! I am the great Michael Jackson after all!"
"Sir, how many times do I have to tell you… YOU ARE NOT MICHAEL JACKSON!" screamed Kabuto who showed up as a mad doctor.
"But (sniffle) I can do the moonwalk…" sniffed Orochimaru whipping out the chibi eyes. (A/N: MUST.RESIST. THE. POWER. OF THE EYES!)
"I know Orochimaru-sama, I know…" he comforted putting his master into the custom made straight jacket. "Now, let's just go for a little walk!"
"Hey has anyone seen Ita-I mean Sasuke the Sexy, yeah?"
"I think he's over there…" said Kabuto absently. "Come on Orochimaru-sama, we're going back to your padded room…"
"YAY!"
Yes! Only one more chapter left! but...then I'm done...
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