1Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi
I don't own Naruto... yeah.
Chapter 2: Jail Cell
FAST FORWARD TO DAY 15
"How long is he gonna keep us here, yeah?" Deidara groaned. "Knowing Tobi, He probably forgot we're even down here." Kisame said. The door to the jail cell opened. "Hey... what're you guys doing here?" The Tobi asked. "See? I told you." Kisame said. "No, you guys it's me, Itachi!" Itachi said, taking off his mask. "Woah! You do a great Tobi impression, Itachi!" Kisame said. "No, it's the voice changer in the mask." Itachi responded. "Oh... well are you here to let us out?" Kisame asked hopefully. "Nope!" Itachi said cheerfully. "Eh!?" Kisame said confused."You see, Kisame, There are two kinds of people in the world. Winners, and Losers. I am a winner. If I am going to stay A winner, I have to help these Idiots." Itachi explained. "Does this means that you're switching sides, yeah?" Deidara asked. "I'll try to help as much as I can, but-Hey, what's that smell?" Itachi asked, sniffing the air. "Oh, that's Zetsu. He hasn't seen the light of day in 3 weeks. Or had water." Kisame said. "OH MY GOD!!" Itachi said. "And We haven't eaten in that time too..." Kisame continued. "Oh! That reminds me, here." Itachi said, pulling out a plate. "FOOD!!" Everyone yelled.
"There's only one plate..." Kisame said. "Yeah... about that... I want you guys to fight over it." Itachi said. "WHAT?" Sasori said for the first time in a long time. "Look, I'm bored. The only thing these people say are "Tobi's a good boy" and all that crap. I need to have fun and this is the only way- Hey look. You. Tobi guard #4. Come here. What's your name?" Itachi asked, grabbing a random Tobi. "Tobi's A good boy!" It responded. "See?" Itachi pointed out. But he turned around to see Everyone glaring at eachother and Zetsu inching towards the plate in agonizing pain. He finally got close enough to touch the plate when Sasori punched him and yelled, "ZETSU!! THAT'S MY FOOD!!" "NO IT'S NOT!!" Kisame yelled back. Zetsu was angry now. "ZETSU SMASH!!" He yelled. "WHAT THE HELL!?" Sasori yelled."AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Zetsu threw Sasori to the wall. "HOLY CRAP!! HE K.O'D SASORI!!" Kisame yelled. "ZETSU VERY HUNGRY!!" Zetsu lifted the plate and ate the whole thing. "HE ATE THE F#$ING FOOD, YEAH!!" Deidata yelled. "ZETSU DON'T CARE!!" Zetsu was as angry as Itachi when he killed the whole family. And That was ANGRY. Sooner or later, he was back to a piece of F#$$# dipped in #$ and left to dry.
"O...k... I think I'll leave now..." Itachi said backing out the door. Tobi (The real one) walked by. "You guys? What are you doing here?" Tobi asked. "I TOLD YOU!!" Kisame said. "Oh, can we let that go already, yeah!!" Deidara screamed."Geez, you look all worn out, I should get you food an water and-HOLY GOD WHAT IS THAT!?" Tobi yelled, pointing at the now moaning Zetsu. It was eerie. "That looks like a piece of F#$ dipped in #$ and left to dry!" "That's what Sasori said, yeah." Deidara said. He was still knocked out. "That's Zetsu." Kisame said. "ZOMG!!" Tobi exclaimed. "Yeah, we need to plant him in the ground or something, yeah!" Deidara said. "Well, I guess Tobi can take him to a good gardener" tobi said. "Really, but I thought you were going to show no mercy." said hidan. "Yes, but that doesn't mean Tobi want's you guys to die." Tobi said."plus you guys are beginning to stink up the whole east section of the dungeon, we had to quarantine the whole east section." "So you're letting us go?" kakuzu asked. "Yup, tobi is a good boy! here are the directions to the gardener." tobi said
Upon arriving to the Gardener's shop, Zetsu was put in a wagon because he couldn't walk. The building looked familiar..." YAMANAKA FLOWER SHOP, YEAH!?" Deidara yelled. "Yeah, is that a problem?" Ino asked, coming out through the door. "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT!?" Ino said, pointing at the green pile of mush in the wagon. "This is your patient, yeah." Deidara said. "Ugh... fine... put him in the back yard... I'll get my radiation suit..." Ino instructed. "They put him in the back... rather roughly, enough to make Zetsu scream in pain. "Brihjkbnasjnkmflcbnadjkbn!!!" he said. "What's that? You want me to try again?" Kisame asked. "NMNKNDKVNJFDKNM !!!" He said. "Ok..." Kisame responded. He tried putting him down again, but even rougher than before. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!" Zetsu was panicking "like that?" Kisame asked. !#$$#$$$#$FGNBGFNHTGJF!!!! Zetsu screamed. Kisame tried again and this time put him down gently...on a bunch of sharp rocks. "FGFHDSFGTFGBDFGFSDFBDFBDfv." Zetsu screamed and kisame just gave up. Deidara was looking over the fence "there are a lot o tobi clones patrolling the city, yeah?" "I guess tobi has part of the evil ruler part down, I guess I finally set a good example for the little guy." the leader said wiping away a tear of happiness. Ino got to work. She first planted Zetsu in the ground, so only his head was showing. And then she gave him water. Slowly, Zetsu was getting normal. "WOAH!! SHE'S THE BEST GARDENER IN THE WORLD!!" Kisame said. "Thank You!" Ino said. "NOW GET OFF MY PROPERTY." "Evil..." Kisame murmured. "So... where to now?" The leader asked. "I don't know..." Kisame responded. "Hey!! There's a hotel near where Zetsu!!" Hidan pointed out. "CRAP!! IT WAS RIGHT BESIDE THE YAMANAKA FLOWER SHOP!!"Kisame said. "Well, that's where we're staying then, yeah." Deidara said.