Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi
I don't own Naruto, yeah!
Chapter 4: A fateful Journey (Man, what a cheesy title, yeah)
"Itachi seems real down, yeah?" Deidara said. "Yeah, he's kinda depressed. He told me all the evil inspiration he had has left him. Sasuke even gave up attacking him because he felt sorry for him. SASUKE!!" Kisame said. Suddenly, Itachi's door opened. "Uh… h-hi… Itachi…yeah!" Deidara said. Surprised. "………" Was all Itachi said. He refused to talk. "H-how's it going…?" Kisame asked. "………………" Itachi took a random piece of paper and wrote on it. He grabbed food, water, money and other supplies. Kisame and Deidara quickly ran to the note. It said,
Due to the fact that I don't feel evil anymore. I actually feel like… like a good guy. It creeps me out too. Anyway. I decided to take a journey. A LONG FAR AWAY journey. To find myself, and my true calling. And, in case I decide that I am IN FACT a good guy, and then the next time we meet, we will be enemies. So, just a little heads up.
Deidara and Kisame stared at the note, amazed that he wrote all that in a scribble in a split-second. "We gotta tell the others… yeah." Deidara said. "Yeah…" Kisame agreed. "Shut up. 'Yeah' is my thing. Not yours." Deidara said. "But you didn't say-" Kisame started. "Shut up... yeah!" Deidara said. "They heard the door open and close…" "Hey-who're you!?" Kisame asked. "I am the narrator. I control your lives." The narrator said. "So anyway… You SAW ITACHI GO THROUGH THE DOOR!" The narrator told Kisame. She was urging them to SEE ITACHI GO THROUGH THE DOOR. Kisame suddenly realized what she was saying. "AW CRAP!!" He yelled.
"Hey Zetsu?... Zetsu? ZETSU!!" Itachi yelled. "WOAH!! Who- What- where- oh, it's you Itachi. Can I help you?" He asked. "Uh… yeah, I'm going on a long journey to find myself… so, uh, do you have any plants I can eat?" Itachi asked. "Oh, yeah, here…" Zetsu said. Itachi pulled out the fruits and vegetables. "OWW!! DAMN THAT HURT!!" Zetsu exclaimed. "Thanks Zetsu! See you in a few years!" Itachi waved good bye. "See ya… wait… what?" Zetsu said. He went back to sleep.
Ok… I guess I should tell Sasuke I'm sorry… as a start… Itachi thought. He bared into Sasuke's house. "SASUKE!!" Itachi called. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..hhhhhhh??? What're you doing here!?" Sasuke yelled. "Sasuke, I have to tell you something…." Itachi said. "You're surrendering and letting me cut off your head and giving it to the Hokage as a birthday present?" Sasuke asked. "What? No! I'm here to say that I'm going on a life-long journey, and am apologizing just in case I don't come back. So… I'm sorry for killing the whole clan and traumatizing you into an emo." Itachi said. "I look emo to everyone?" Sasuke asked. "Where have you been all your life? What, you don't go on the internet and read what people say about you!? I, however, have millions upon MILLIONS of fan girls… maybe some boys… (creepy) but, from the looks of it, I'm more popular than you." Itachi pointed out. "well… I don't have the internet… so… I don't really have a choice…" Sasuke said. "Well, I gotta get going! Bye bye Sasuke! Who knows!! The next time you see me… we may be allies. So be prepared!" Itachi waved and left. That…was weird… Sasuke thought. No more drinking before bed…
Itachi's next stop was at Tobi's castle. It was swarming… again. They seemed… drunk. How many drugs did Zetsu have in his room!? Itachi thought. "FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FEEELOOOWWW!!! THAT NOBODY CAN DENY!!!" They sang. One of them fell out of the window. Shouldn't they be patrolling the city… err… world? He's got to be stricter with these guys… Itachi thought. "TOBI!!!" Itachi called. No one heard. Or cared. "TOBI TOBI TOBI TOBI TOBI!!!!" He kept calling until someone noticed. Everyone looked at him. "Uh… TOBI 0!!" "Ohhhhh" They ignored him again. "OH I GIVE UP!!" Itachi said before walking away. "Itachi-san!! Is that you? Hi!!" Tobi called. "Tobi… I'm going on a life-long journey and might come back as your enemy!!- uh oh…" Itachi was being glared at by everyone, except for the real Tobi, who was oblivious to the whole thing. "Ok… well… see you!" Tobi saw Itachi running for his life. "Bye Bye!!"
TWO DAYS LATER
Itachi slammed the door open. "Back so soon Itachi?" Kisame asked. Uh oh… we already sold his room to some guy off the street… better tell Deidara to kill the guy… "Well… don't go to your room yet… ok- WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE-" "KISAAAMMMEEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS HOBO DOING IN MY ROOM!?!?" Itachi yelled. "GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!" "But We poor people gotta stick together and-" The hobo pleaded. "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU!! GET OUT!!!" Itachi Mangekyou'd the guy and tossed him in the trash. "NO ONE SELLS MY ROOM. GOT IT!?" Itachi said. "G-got it…" Kisame said.
ME: Are we still in the dungeon?
PAOLO (brother): WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!?
ME: (Starts singing) Oh give me a home, where the Tobis won't roam, where ninja Gear and an alchemy array!
BROTHER: SHUT UP!!