I finally got a good review. So happy. On with the story
A Silhouette
Genis: What the heck? An idiot crashed through the side of the house!
Lloyd: Genis… that idiot is Colette.
Genis: Well, she is kinda stupid. I mean, what person trips over sand! Or has enough power to break through a wall!
Lloyd: Well it's Colette. Wherever she goes, mischief and turmoil follows.
Tweedles
Lloyd: I miss Colette.
Genis: So do I, and I also miss my sister. Look, a dog!
Lloyd: Colette likes dogs.
Genis: Yeah, I wonder what Colette would name this one.
A mysterious strange: I person just came up and named this dog a while ago. I think she named it "Tweedles"
Genis and Lloyd:… Colette definitely came through here.
The Poster
Lloyd: God, every time I see this poster I just want to rip it apart!
Genis: Oh, come on Lloyd. You don't look that bad!
Lloyd: I have all my hair sticking up, and my face is melted! I look like a potato head!
Genis: Actually, you kinda look a little like Kratos… except for the face distortion. Only you could pull that off.
Lloyd:… I don't know what stings worse: The fact you said I had an ugly face, or the fact you said I look like Kratos.
Genis: Definitely Kratos.
Fortune Teller
Fortune Teller: Anything else I can get for you?
Lloyd: For 100 gald, it better be a big secret.
Genis: Yeah, you ripped us off the first time.
Fortune Teller: Ok, let's see… I see you traveling with many other companions, riding mechanical sleek birds. You race across a world bigger than Sylvarant, trying to defeat creatures that you could never even dream of fighting…
Lloyd: Give me my money back, or I won't be responsible for my actions.
Going Mad
Lloyd: Ok, how can a sorcerers ring do all this? Shoot lightning and fire, how can it do it? It can't be done, I swear, this thing is fake. See, I could shoot lightning at my head and it wouldn't even hurt me.
Shocks himself intensely
… I just shocked myself like a raving idiot would, and now I am talking to myself. I must be going mad.
The Worst Fighter in History
Lloyd: Thanks for coming you guys. That was an intense fight.
Kratos: Though you may think so, I thought it was relatively easy.
Lloyd: O, what do you know. I bet Genis thinks that the fight was hard.
Genis: Well, duh. Kratos is the only one here who can actually use a weapon well. I can barely get a spell out of this kendama, you can't even fight without that exsphere, Colette throws disks for god's sake, and Raine, a teacher, uses a stick that she can't even fight with! That Botta guy can not be a good fighter.
Raine: So, this stick is not good for anything? Let us see who would win in a fight: My "stick" or your child's toy.
You can guess the outcome of the fight
Hey, guys, I kinda want some help. I am not the best writer ever: possibly, I am the worst. So if anyone has any idea what to write about up until Colette gets her sickness, Angel Toxicosis", I would love the help.
