1Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi
I don't own Naruto, yeah.
I've noticed that with each chapter, the Constant Tobi clones are becoming a smaller and smaller part of the story...
Chapter 6: TOBI 5 RETURNS!!
First off, I'm going to tell you what Itachi did in those two days.
Ok... Sasuke, check. Tobi... check... I think. Stupid friends... CHECK. Hm. What else... I guess I'll go to the town Gate. Itachi thought, making his way to the gate. Or what was left of it. Well, it was just a small soccer goal with a hole in it. "Hi Itachi-san!" Tobi A and B said. "Hey, could you guys possibly... I don't know, open the gate? Or the... net?" Itachi asked. " oh sure Itachi-san! Here you go!" Tobi A said, ripping the net open. "Thanks!" Itachi started walking. I've always wondered what leaving Konoha was like... legally anyways... feels... kinda nice! Dear god what's happening to me!? Itachi thought.
After a day of wandering around the mountains, he finally reached a clearing. This looks familiar... Itachi thought. He walked while looking at the ground. He bumped into a wall. "OW!! What the hell!?" itachi looked up. "South... Konoha... Gate. Perfect. I made a whole-day trip just to travel around the whole damn village." Itachi sighed. "Well... how about... " Itachi closed his eyes. "Eeny meeny miney moe, catch the tiger by the toe, if he hollars let him go, eeny meeny miney MOE!" Itachi yelled. But it pointed towards Zetsu. "WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!?" He yelled. "ZETSU!?" Itachi yelled. "Me? I'm Zitsu, not Zetsu." Zitsu replied. "Zitsu... Zetsu's brother? Woah... you've grown." Itachi said. "Well, better get going. See ya." Itachi decided to go in the opposite direction.
After 12 hours of walking in the same direction itachi found himself lost in the mountains. "maybe I should've bought a map..." itachi said. Then itachi heard the sound of footsteps nearby. Uh-oh, it might be bandits... I could kill them and eat them for food and take their stuff!!!. Itachi thought and hid behind the rocks. "All right fellow tobi's we will now begin our dream of world domination!!!" shouted a tobi clone. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!!" the tobi clones shouted in response. So... tobi is finally getting serious. itachi thought. 'Our first target will be the village of 'Sunagakure'" the tobi leader said. Good luck! With that cookie obsessed murder machine(Gaara) around they're not even gonna make it into the city. Itachi thought. The Tobis suddenly posed him as a threat and beat him up and threw him in the general direction of Konoha. Which ended in Itachi coming back about 50 years and 3 months earlier than planned.
Ok, on with the chapter.
"Itachi!! We sold your room one time!! You don't have to leave again!!" Kisame said. "My room smells like HOBO FEET. I DO NOT sleep in HOBO FEET!!" Itachi yelled. "ITACHI!! WAIT!! WE NEED YOU HERE!! WE CAN'T RUN AKATSUKI WITHOUT YOU!!" The leader came running out of the bathroom. Everyone gave him weird and disgusted looks. "I'm not wearing pants am I?" The leader asked. "Oh yeah. I'm out of here." Itachi said walking through the door. "Uh... He'll be back, yeah! Just like last time, yeah!" Deidara said. So all we have to do is stand and wait here until he comes back, yeah!" And so they did.
3 DAYS LATER...
"He's not coming back is he?" Kisame said. "Well, that was three days of my life wasted. Thank you Deidara." The leader said angrily said. All of a sudden, Itachi burst through the door. "Sorry, forgot my map. See ya." He walked out the door again. "You suck Deidara." Kisame said.
"Hey guys? I keep feeling like I forgot to do something at the base... something that was CRUCIAL to our SURVIVAL-our VERY EXISTENCE ON this EARTH!!-" Kisame said. "Get ON with it!!" Everyone yelled. "We never destroyed Tobi 5's remains, did we?" Kisame finished. "Aw crap..." Zetsu said. "What?" The leader asked. "You better look at this..." zetsu said while handing the leader the telescope. "My god..." was all the leader could say. Everyone's attention was fixed on tobi's castle. "What?" kisame said. "Tobi 5 is back and tobi was stupid enough to make clones of him but smart enough to reprogram him." the leader said. 'I've never felt such a strange combination of Fear, Anger and astonishment at tobi's random plans. It almost seems like it isn't tobi at all, like someone else is pulling the strings." the leader said. "YYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWNNNNNNN. This is boring, yeah. You're boring leader, yeah. I'm going to bed, yeah." Deidara said. Too bad he couldn't. Tobi 5 crashed through the door and used a newly acquired Laser beam to kill almost half the population.
"AW CRAP!! THEY FOUND OUR BASE!!" Kisame yelled. "RUN FOR YOUR MONEY- I MEAN LIVES!!" Kakuzu yelled, jumping through the window. "SCATTER!!" Hidan yelled. Everyone scrambled through the windows and small crawlspacces until they got away. "WHAT ABOUT ME!?" Zetsu yelled. "WHAT ABOUT YOU!?" Sasori yelled. "Don't worry Zetsu!! I'll protect you!' The leader said. "Now we're all saved. Jackass." Zetsu said sarcastically. "ACTIVATING SUPER COMPLICATED DEFENSE SYSTEM." T5 said. He walked up to the leader and kicked him in the nuts. "GAAAAAAHHH!!! WHAT A CHEAP TRICK!!" he yelled. "ALL'S FAIR IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. ... HA." T5 said.
MEANWHILE IN SUNAGAKURE
"ATTENTION KAZEKAGE GAARA!! WE ARE ABOUT TO DESTROY YOUR WAY OF LIFE!!" The Tobi bandits yelled. "Kankuro... who are they?" Gaara asked. "How would I know!?" Kankuro protested. "Well, you both wear weird outfits, so I thought you were somehow connected." Gaara said. "My logic rocks." "Well, how would they win? Our village is full of well-trained ninja. So just sit back and relax." Kankuro said. "Yeah." Gaara said, eating a cookie. A day later, there was a huge Tobi castle where Gaara's house used to be. "Kankuro, I'm never listening to you ever again." Gaara said. "Agreed." Kankuro said.
BACK WITH AKATSUKI
TRICKED YA!! THIS IS THE END OF THE CHAPTER, YEAH! Now for a little Dialogue.
Will Itachi come back?
Will Gaara get back his cookies!?
WILL THE LEADER HAVE HIS BALLS SURGICALLY REMOVED!?
LEADER: that... was a cheap trick...
T5: (Kicks him in the balls again.
LEADER: I can answer your question now: YEEEEESSSS!!! (faints)
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF AKATSUKI: ATTACK OF THE TOBI!!
Well, good bye!
You can go now.
GO AWAY!!