1Akatsuki: Attack of the Tobi

I don't Own Naruto or any other shows or games etc that may appear in this story, yeah.

By The Way, to fully understand the Tobi 5 problem, See "Kisame's First Few Days At Akatsuki" in the tobi 5 chapter, yeah.

Chapter 6: Akatsuki's Disbandment, Itachi's true journey

The remaining Akatsukis that managed to escape found their way to an abandoned warehouse just on the outskirts of Konoha. "Ok, Let's have another roll call. Hidan and Kakuzu." Kisame called. "Right in front of you jackass." They both said. "Ok... Deidara and... Sasori." "I'm here, yeah." Deidara said. "But I sent Sasori to do some scouting, yeah." "WHAT!? We're supposed to stay together!" Kisame "hey I'm back guy's" sasori said. "Well what happened, yeah?" Deidara asked. "Well... the tobi 5 battle robots kicked the leader in the crotch several times before dragging him off to the dungeons and they chopped down zetsu, and they burned down our crap-hole." Sasori reported. "And you didn't help either of them out because...?" Kisame asked Sasori. "Dude! There were like a dozen Tobi 5 androids there. I WOULD HAVE DIED." Sasori responded. "But, I did manage to find this in the piles and piles of debris!" Sasori took something out of his pocket. "A... seed?" Kisame asked. "They kicked the leader in the balls, cut down Zetsu, and made even more Tobi clones, and all you could retrieve, was a seed." "Yup!" Sasori responded as if nothing was wrong. "Ok... calm down Kisame... Ok, Sasori, since you picked the seed as an important asset, what is it's importance?" Kisame asked. "Well, I figured that if it was from the pile where Zetsu used to be, Then we...could ... grow another... Zetsu." Sasori said. "WHAT!? Zetsu was USELESS As a tree!! All he could do was scout the area! And when he did, he didn't do a damn thing about it!!" Kisame complained. "Well... I think it would be better to have more people." Sasori said. "Well, Zetsu was planted near a flower shop... it could be just any seed, yeah." Deidara pointed out. "Hey guys! Flower-chan's coming this way! And the Tobi 5 robots are right behind her! HI FLOWER CHA-" Hidan called. "GET DOWN YOU IDIOT!!" Kakuzu dragged Hidan away from the window. "Ok, you don't think that Flower-chan's stupid enough to lead the Tobi 5 clones directly to our base, right?" Kakuzu asked. "Actually, I am." Flower-chan came walking through the door. There was a loud knocking at the door. "ATTENTION FUGITIVES.WE ARE BURNING DOWN THIS BUILDING DOWN WITH YOU IN IT." The Tobi clones said. "AW CRAP!!" Kisame yelled. "That's just cold, yeah." Deidara said. The Tobi clones were not waiting for them. They immediately started with the front door. "EVERYONE!! RUN!!" Kisame ordered. Everyone stared. "NOW YOU IDIOTS!!" At that, they all started running for their lives.

MEANWHILE WITH ITACHI

"Shrine of light... Sounds like something out of a bad Medieval Movie..." Itachi said to himself. "Oh well... most beginnings have a rough start anyway..." Itachi suddenly heard a loud snoring. "What the hell was that!?" Itachi yelled. "Is that the statue? HEY!! RETARD!! WAKE THE F#$ UP!!" Itachi called. The statue woke up abruptly. "WHA-WHO-HUH!? Who are you?"The statue bellowed. "I am a traveler seeking guidance." Itachi responded. "Oh great... another one... well no matter. What do you need?" The statue complained. "Well... I wanted to find my true purpose in this world." Itachi explained everything that happened in his life so far. "Wow... that is... the most F#$ed up story I've ever heard." the light spirit said. "Well what is my purpose?" itachi asked. "I cannot tell you, You must find it yourself through experience and advice from others." the light spirit said. "Aw man, Isn't there an easier way?" Itachi asked "that is what it says here in the instruction manual" the light spirit said. "Fine, were do I go?" Itachi said. "hold on let me find the page on what to do next..." the light spirt said "ARE YOU REALLY LOOKING IN AN INSTRUCTION BOOK?" itachi yelled "Uh... maybe, anyway I found the page! 'Take this ring and use it to travel to different worlds and villages, it is in these places were you will meet many people who will either help or hinder your quest to find your true purpose.'" the light spirit said. "I am not wearing that Gay-ass ring" Itachi stated. "HEY!! WHO'S THE EXPERT ON LIFE HERE?" The light spirit said angrily. "Sigh... Fine, gimme the ring (stupid asshole...)" Itachi held out his hand. "Ok, this ring will take you to numerous places where your particular skill are needed. Only AND I MEAN ONLY when you are finished with your quests, the ring will transport you back here, and then, you will truly know you're true meaning in life. It will take you back here to face your FINAL TRIAL." The light spirit explained. "Ok, now go on that journey, come back, and then you will find the TRUE MEANING OF LIFE, oh and one more thing, the reason I was using an instruction book is because I'm an intern spirit and the real light spirit will be back in about a week cuz he's on vacation." "Ok well I'm off... uh... how do I use it- woah!" Itachi said in surprise. "It's automatic!!" the intern light spirit yelled as itachi was engulfed in a great light.

"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW my head." Itachi said. "Were am I?"

Then itachi noticed a nearby crate. It had a funny smell to it. Itachi looked inside. "What the hell?" itachi said. The crate was full of drugs! Then itachi heard cars pulling up and police sirens and people talking. "Lt. Colonel Hughes we have found the warehouse were the illegal drugs were supposed to be strored." a voice said. "Good job, maybe we can wrap this up sooner than expected" another voice said. Illegal drugs!! does he mean these?. but before itachi could find out, people in blue uniforms stormed into the room and all of them yelled "Freeze!!!" one of them had black hair, glasses, a picture of some little kid sticking out of his front pocket and held a throwing knife in his hand."Uhh... this isn't mine" Itachi said.

ME: CLIFFHANGER, YEAH

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