"hello my lord, why are you not happy?".
cao cao stared at zhu with a look of pure anger in his eyes, he then brought his hands up and put it on zhu's big shoulders. bringing his head back, he started headbutting the big warrior repeatedly until he fell down.
"next time i will kick your balls into your throat".
turning he made his way torwards the main hall, trying to ignore the people who watched him just headbutt the crap out of one of his own generals. cao cao finally calmed down when he was met by his son cao pi and cao pi's mother Princess Bian.
"so my son, how are you today?".
"...im good father, but mother told me that the throne room did not need redecorating".
cao cao's eyes fell on princess bian, he then said "...my wife, please exscuse us...me and pi must talk".
as she left, cao cao flattened his hand and back handed cao pi in the private area. as his son hit the ground cao cao began walking away, letting out a laugh as he made his way back to his newly updated throne room.
finally entering the throne room cao cao took a seat and began to think...think of the music from his visions. looking from side to side, and taking note that no servants or general's were around. cao cao stood on his throne,
put one hand out like he was holding his sword, taking his other hand he began to strum.
"love this song...wait for it...wait for it...NOW!"
cao cao began moving both hands like he was playing the instrament that was tearing through his mind. he began jumping around and screaming. his hair which was already down was all over the place, now that his adreniline was kicked into high gear, he began drumming his arms in the air. moving his arms faster and faster, trying to match the speed at which the drums in his head were going.
"...my lord?".
cao cao looked up, it was cao pi's loyal wife zhen ji. he stared at her as his arms began to slow down, looking around to see if anyone else saw that display. she was staring at him, not like the stare girls would give guys they liked, the stare that people give crack addicts.
"...what?"
"...are you ok?".
"yes zhen ji, i was just fanning my arms like a...duck, sima Yi told me acting like a animal calms the soul".
"..did you hit cao pi in the...you know".
"ok yes i admit that, but he was asking me questions that i didnt feel like answering".
"so you slapped him in the privates?".
"it worked didnt it?".
she was appalled by this, a man would not do that to his own son. cao cao had seriously gone crazy, he headbutted a man most loyal to wei for no apprent reason at all.
"enough of the interigations, either you take off your top or this conversation is over".
zhen ji shook her head and began to leave
"aww come on! as ruler of wei i command you to take...nevermind".
he looked down kind of sad, like a puppy would. but then he had a fantastic idea, a idea so fantastical it would blow sima Yi's mind right out of his head.
"if i get that recording device...and share that music with all...including wu and shu...they will worship me as a god...of rock!".
suddenly at that moment dian wei bursts through the doors, he pointed at cao cao in a angry way.
"are you mad! you know xu zhu is simple! and you just headbutted him for no reason!".
"what you want me to say sorry? he jumped out in front of me, i thought it was a assasination attempt!".
cao cao looked at dian with his serious face, he then walked to dian and put his hands on the big mans shoulders.
"we were just fooling around! who's your buddy?"
"come on dian, who's your buddy? say it with me cao cao's my buddy".
"cao cao's my buddy".
"who's your buddy?".
"cao cao is".
"thats right, now go get a drink, forget all about zhu, he'll be fine".
dian looked at his lord and stared blankly at him, cao cao has lost it. he headbutts generals, hits his sons in the balls, tries to get lady zhen to remove her top. and he's been heard jumping the throne room like a crazed man.
"my lord, are you feeling well?".
"eh yeah im good, alittle tired...".
"are you sure?".
"YES! im fine man! just because i headbutted one man you think im crazy! well this may shock you but zhu is a idiot, i dont think a shot to the head is gonna make him more stupid than that".
dian wei was in shock, but what shocked him more was when cao cao poked him in the eyes and ran the temporary blind man out the door, causing dian to fall down some stairs. cao cao's laughs were heard through out the halls.
"WOOOOO!!!! friggen A! i rock!!!!!! ozzy rules!!!!".
next chapter, cao cao's recording device that sima Yi has been cooking up finally arrives. now will he show them how to rock out? or will they beat him then throw him in a river...find out in the next chapter of metalhead cao cao.
review if you want, dont matter to me...this stuff as random as it is keeps coming into my skull...