1IMPORTANT!! NOTICE!!
I am sorry to say that I have finals this week and net week, and thursdays are BUST days, what with school, then piano, and then volleyball practice, and then it's already 8:30pm and I'm Tired and my arms are all bruised to write. I can't update in a few days, but be back and trying to update two chapters a day!! I SWEAR IT UPON MY LIFE!!! STUPID FINALS!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID OH MY GOD THEY ARE STUPID!!! AND SCIENCE IS MY WORST SUBJECT!!! GAAAAAAAAAHH!!! I AM SOOOOOO SCREWED!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (starts tearing up the whole set)
ITACHI: OH MY GOD!!!
KISAME: WATCH OUT!!!
SASORI: RUN!!
DEIDARA: CALM DOWN, YEAH!!
ZETSU: GAAAAAHHHH!!!
TOBI: calm down author-sensei!!
LEADER: (walks out of hospital) phew...
ME: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
LEADER: HOLY CRAP!!! (I accidentally kick him in the balls again)
LEADER: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY BALLS!!! ( on the ground)
ITACHI: IZZY STOP!! THEY'RE JUST FINALS!! NOTHING BIG!!
ME: BIG!? I HAVE THE SPELLING BEE TO STUDY FOR, RELIGION FINALS ARE THIS FRIDAY!! THEN I HAVE SOCIAL STUDIES ON MONDAY, AND... AND... what am I doing, dumping all of my troubles on you!? I SHOULD BE STUDYING!!
KISAME: Is it over...?
DEIDARA: Is she alright, yeah?
SASORI: woah... she DESTROYED the place...
ZETSU: She made an even bigger mess than I did...
TOBI: Ok, she's calm now, right?
ME: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!
ITACHI: WHAT!? WHAT IS IT NOW!?
KISAME: (goes back into hiding)
ME: HIDAN AND KAKUZU HAVEN'T COME BACK YET!!
TOBI: OH CRAP!!! I FORGOT TO FEED THEM TOO!!
ME: YOU WHAT !?
KAKUZU: Hidan... you alive...?
HIDAN: (twitch)
KAKUZU: Hidan...? Hidan? HIDAN WAKE UP DAMMIT!!
HIDAN: Need... food...
KAKUZU: SHUT UP SHUT UP!!
HIDAN: You look like a steak...
KAKUZU: OH NO!! WE ARE NOT GOING CANNIBAL!!
HIDAN: speak for yourself, man...
KAKUZU: GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
ME: Well... I hope they're ok...
TOBI: Ok... how long has it been... 3 days... uh oh...
ME: What now!?
TOBI: On Hidan's papers, it said a small thing about him becoming a cannibal when extremely hungry...
ME: PLEASE tell me you put them in separate cells!
TOBI: ahaha...ha... oh god...
ME: AW SHIT!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!
ITACHI: Ok... let's think rationally for a bit...
KISAME: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
ALL: (start panicking)
ME: OH SHIT!!! HE'S FOUND US!!
HIDAN: Blood...
KAKUZU'S HEAD: RUN DAMMIT!! RUN!!
ME: OH CRAP!!! THEY GOT KAKUZU!!
DEIDARA: RUN, YEAH!!
SASORI: (already gone)
ALL: DAMMIT SASORI!!
ME: I CAN'T DIE YET!!
HIDAN: You can and you will.
ITACHI: YEAH!! TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!
EVERYONE ELSE: YEAH!!!
ME: You guys suck...
HIDAN: blood...
ME: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
ALL: (runs)
ME: I guess this counts as a chapter... wait... we're missing someone...ZETSU!!
ZETSU: Hey... guys!? I'M STILL GROWING VINES HERE!! HEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE- uh... h-hi... h-h-hidan...!
HIDAN: You're lucky I'm not vegetarian...
ZETSU: (phew...)
HIDAN: BUT WHEN I'M BACK YOU'RE AS DEAD AS THE REST OF US!! (points at Zetsu menacingly)
ZETSU: (sits up strait and salutes) Y-Y-YES S-S-IR!!
HIDAN: Good.
ME: uuuuuuuuuuuuuhh ooooohhhhhhh
ITACHI: perfect...
KISAME: oh F#$!!
SASORI: I always plant him in the wrong place...
DEIDARA: sasori, NO WHERE is a good place for a place right now, yeah.
ME: well, I guess this turned out as another chapter... WITH ME IN IT!! YAAAAAY!!!
ITACHI: HELLO!! WE'RE STILL IN TROUBLE HERE!!!
KISAME: HIDAN'S COMING AFTER US!!
SASORI: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
DEIDARA: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (yeah)