Akatsuki: Attack Of The Tobi

I don't own Naruto Or Kingdom Hearts, yeah.

Chapter 9: BLAME ITACHI!!! BLAME HIM FOR EVERYTHING!!!

"The place you're going to go is… Castle Oblivion." The light spirit said. "Castle Oblivion… THAT IS A COOL NAME!! WHY CAN'T AKATSUKI HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT!?" Itachi yelled. "Because Castle Oblivion make Disney look cool, Akatsuki is already cool. Got it?" The light spirit said. "Well, you're mission is to make sure that the bad guys lose." The spirit explained. "Who're the baddies?" Itachi asked. "Organization XIII. And no one says 'baddies any-" "THAT. IS. A COOL NAME!! WHY CAN'T WE HAV ANYTHING LIKE THAT!?" Itachi exclaimed. "SHUT UP!! DO YOU WANT THE MEANING OF LIFE OR NOT!?" The light spirit was getting angry now. "Anyway, Organization XIII-" "COOL. NAME!!" Itachi screamed, only to be bashed through the ceiling. "Now, you will SHUT UP, and listen to your new mission. Got it?" The light spirit said angrily. "O…….k…." Itachi nodded his head. "What I want you to do is to Join their ranks or at least gain their trust. Then, ONLY THEN, I want you to tear them up from the inside out. Ok?" The light spirit instructed. "Ok. I Got it!" Itachi said. "And by tearing them up from the inside out, I mean, making sure their organization crumbles. And kill only when necessary." The light spirit said. "(sigh) fine." Itachi said. "Ok, off you go." And with that, The spirit transported him to Castle Oblivion.

WITH AKATSUKI

"That was fun. You saw the fear in that giant's face, that was fun." Kisame said. "And we're making millions, yeah!!" Deidara said. They were selling the golden eggs to what was left of Konoha. (Team 8, 7, and half of 10(Asuma's missing, Choji is… where is he?) What about team Guy? (shakes head in sadness. (poor… Neji…) TO TEAM GUY!!( holds up beer) (Neji: IM STILL ALIVE-(TO NEJI!!!( AW CRAP!!) BACK TO THE STORY…

"How long is this going to keep up? Zetsu's going to kill us eventually. Us being first. We did fire him." Kisame said. "No you fired him, yeah. I comforted him. Or at least tried to, yeah." Deidara said. "You made things worse." Kisame pointed out. Suddenly, a rumbling was heard behind them. "Hey look! It's the beanstalk! And it looks like it's trying to spit something out!" Kisame said. The Beanstalk spit out a familiar Green… thing. "Zetsu!!" Kisame cheered. "AAAAHHHHHGGGGG!!! MY ARM!!!IT'S GONE!!" Zetsu screamed. "WHY GOD WHYYYYY!!!???" "ZETSU!! PULL UP YOUR SLEEVE!!" Kisame yelled. Zetsu did as told and found his arm. "Oh… well.. that was embarrassing…" Zetsu said. "Well, we have good news! You can save a bunch of car insurance by switching to GEICO!! GOD! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SAY THAT!!YEAH!!" Deidara said. "Ok… what's the real good news?" Zetsu asked. "Uh… we need a new member, so you're hired again. Yeah." Deidara said. "Great… just great… nothing more…. Great… than being back in Akatsuki…?" Zetsu "tried" to cheer. "You don't sound too happy, man." Kisame said. "No… I'm not… but it's the only job I got, so… I'm in." Zetsu replied. "Well, better find the others… they could be anywhere! Even in a strange castle in the 5th Dimension! With a cool name!!" Kisame cheered.

WITH ITACHI

"so… this is Castle Oblivion…" Itachi asked himself. A HELP WANTED sign was posted on the door. "Huh… so they need a new member… Perfect!" Itachi said cheerfully. He walked in through the door, only to find a line of Disney characters in black cloaks. Wannabe's Itachi thought. "I'm sorry… you're not… cool enough." Xemnas said. He pressed a button that dropped the person into a bottomless pit. I'm serious. BOTTEMLESS. You could still hear the yells of people from 5 years ago. "Next." And the auditions continued until Itachi was the only one left. "Sasori!? Is that you!?" Itachi asked. "Hm? Oh Itachi! How've you been?" Sasori asked, oblivious to the Awkward feeling in the air. "Oh… nothing… just… I haven't been… Home in about… 6 weeks. And everyone's probably dead." Itachi said. "Oh… well You seem cool enough to join! How about it guys?" Sasori asked the judges. "Well… I do think he'd look good in one of our cloak… thingies… sure, Itachi…" Xemnas was silently asking for Itachi's last name. "huh? Oh, Uchiha." Itachi answered. "Ok, Itachi Uchiha, Welcome to Organization XIII." Xemnas said. "Man that is a cool name." Itachi said. "Thank you. Put a lot of work into that." Xemnas responded.

Sasori was showing Itachi around. "This, is the bathroom. "OH MY GOD!! IT LOOKS LIKE A KING'S ROOM!!" Itachi said. "And this is only the first floor. Wait till you see the bedrooms, high ceilings, huge bed, the works." Sasori said. "You even get your personal Suck up!" Sasori pointed to the guy behind Itachi. "Hi! I'm your personal Suck up! Good weather out there, huh?" He said. "It's raining." Itachi said. "And what sparkling rain it is!" it responded. "Are you retarded or something?" Itachi asked. "Only if you want me to be!" The guy saluted. "yeeesh… can I kill this guy?" Itachi asked Sasori. "Go ahead. I killed mine a couple days ago. Tons of fun!" Sasori said. "GREAT!!" Itachi exclaimed. "But you have to do that in the arena. As you can see, our walls and floors are clean marble. So, the arena is the best place to spill some blood." Sasori instructed. "Ok…" Itachi walked off, but walked back almost instantly. "You didn't use the arena did you?" Sasori asked, not surprised. "No, I used this other guy's room to hide the body. I noticed these red disks thingies hanging on the wall. Oh and the wallpaper? Excellent flames. Like it was REAL." Itachi said. "Oh god no… That's Axel's room…" Sasori said.

AXEL'S ROOM

"HOLY CRAP!! WHAT'S HE DOING HERE!?" Axel screamed.

"Looks like he found out.. Anyway, to your room." Sasori led him to Itachi's room. "HOLY CRAP!! THAT'S HUGE!!" Itachi yelled. "Really? This is pretty small to me.." Sasori inquired (never used that word before…). "I have an entire section of the castle, so feel free to drop by, if your lost, which is pretty common, There's a directory in every hallway." Sasori said. " Even Xemnas Gets lost. I got lost once, I had to survive by eating some of the pages of the maps, which wasn't all that smart, and am I talking too much?" Sasori asked. "Uh… yeah. You are… I have no Idea what you're talking about, So I'm gonna get myself busy by getting ready to kill everyone-I mean,,, get my room set up… yeah, that's it." Itachi said. Sasori looked at him and said, "k! Here's your new Uniform, and see you at lunch." With that, Sasori walked down the hall, looking at the directory, and moved out of sight. "MAN THESE ARE COOL!! AND NO NAIL POLISH!! THANK YOU GOD!!" Itachi yelled.

WITH AKATSUKI

"Ok, Zetsu, we'll brief you with the events that have happened so far." Kisame said. "Don't bother. I caused most of it." Zetsu said. "Hey guys look! The plants are dying, yeah!" Deidara called. "Huh. Well, I guess when you were spit out, there was no one to get the nutrition it needed. Lucky us!" Kisame said. "Oh wait… no they're coming back… waaait… no they're dead. Sorry everyone, yeah!" Deidara said. "(phew) I guess now we can rebuild Tobiville!" One of the Tobis said. Everyone stared at him angrily. "or… not…" He said. "Ok, let's rebuild Konoha and kill the Tobis!" Kisame yelled. "YAAH!!" everyone cried. "But first let's free Hidan And Kakuzu!" Kisame yelled again. Silence…. "Fine, throw a riot and start looting." Kisame said. "YEAAAAHH!!! FOR ONCE THE FISH DUDE'S RIGHT!!" They called. "I prefer the term, Shark man. Thank you very much." Kisame said. No one really cared, he just wanted to point that out… that's all…

For some reason, The riot was led out of that dimension and into the 5th Dimension, where our favorite (Hughes killing(REMEMBER THAT!!) Itachi is. They bashed into the wall. "WHAT THE HELL!?" Itachi yelled. "HEY HEY HEY!! THERE ARE NO OPENINGS FOR NEW MEMBERS UNTIL-" The guard started. "GET HIM!!" The mob yelled. They dragged the guard back to their dimension. "HEEEEELP!!!" He called. "Wow… I was actually scared there for a minute, They could've ruined everything!!" Itachi said in relief. Suddenly, the void opened again and the Mob came back to finish the job. "OH MY GOD!!" was the last thing we're gonna hear because my fingers are starting to hurt.

ME: WAIT FOR THE NEXT UPDATE, YEAH!!

ITACHI: I REALLY I HOPE I LIVE THIS TIME!!

SASORI: WHO OPENED THAT GATE!?

TOBI'S CASTLE

TOBI: Hm… I guess this dimension void opener doesn't work… I can't believe I payed $50 for this piece of crap..

BACK WITH ME

ME: DAMN YOU TOBIIII!!!