Akatsuki: Attack Of The Tobi

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Chapter 10: Akatsuki Reunion… kinda… I hope…

"OH MY GOD!!" Itachi yelled again. "GAAAAAAAH!!! GET HIM!!" The mob slowly made their way to Itachi when the void opened again, sucking everyone out. "Phew…" Itachi sighed in relief. Suddenly the void opened and closed randomly. "WHAT THE F#$ IS GOING ON HERE!? IS THAT MOB GONNA KILL US OR STAY AWAY!?" Itachi yelled. "MAK UP YOUR FRICKIN MINDS!!"

WITH TOBI

"Stupid… void… opener thingie!! DIE!!" Tobi yelled, throwing the device to the wall. It was then that Tobi noticed the constant screams and silences.

BACK WITH ITACHI

"Hey!! Itachi!! You're welcoming party is about to start!" Sasori called. "I get a welcoming party…?" Itachi asked, amazed. "Yeah! Unlike Akatsuki, We're not broke! Now come on!" Sasori led him to the party room. There, everyone shouted "SURPRISE" "Uh… I already told him…"Sasori said. "oh… aw man…" They all said. "Oh well, let's get this party started!" Itachi yelled.

WITH AKATSUKI

"Man… we have the worst luck ever…" Kisame said. "Yeah… I mean if we got it this bad together, imagine how Itachi must feel, fighting for his life." Zetsu said.

ITACHI: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!! (singing)

"how about Sasori, yeah? That must've been hell to be flung in the air and into the space time …void… thing…yeah." Deidara said.

SASORI: CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!! (sings the loudest)

"SILENCE! THERE WILL BE NO TALKING OF OUR POSSIBLY DEAD MEMBERS WHILE LOOKING FOR FOOD! NOW GET TO WORK!" The leader yelled. "You know? I wish we never found him in the first place…" Kisame said. "WHAT WAS THAT KISAME!?" The leader yelled. "No sir…" Kisame responded. "Yeah I'm starting to regret this…yeah." Deidara said.

Flashback yeah!

"Hey guys! I found Hidan and- OH MY GOD!!! KAKUZU'S HEAD!!" Kisame yelled. "No, not my head, dumbass, my body's buried in this rubble- GET ME OUTTA HERE!!" Kakuzu yelled. "Oh… well… then why is Hidan in a stray jacket?" Kisame asked. "Oh, you remember, the IMPORTANT NOTICE chapter? When he went all 'cannibal-y cookoo' on everybody? The Tobis managed to give him enough tranquilizer to tame 150 elephants and 2 herds of buffalo." Kakuzu explained. "He should be back to normal when he wakes up." "And when will that be?" Kisame asked. "Oh, maybe 1 or 2…" Kakuzu started. "Days?" Kisame asked. "MONTHS. Or years, who knows? Anyway… GET ME OUT OF HERE!!" Kakuzu yelled. "Oh right." Kisame started whacking Kakuzu with a shovel. "OW OW STOP THAT!!" Kakuzu yelled. "What? You told me to get you out, so The only option I see is to dig you out. So just bear with me ok?" Kisame said. "YOU 'RE WACKING ME WITH A SHOVEL!! THAT'S NOT DIGGING!!" Kakuzu yelled. "Whacking, digging, what's the difference?" Kisame said. "DIGGING-OW- IS NOT WHACKING ME IN THE HEAD!!-OW OW OWWW!!!" Kakuzu yelled. "Hey guys!! I found the leader! His balls are missing, yeah!" Deidara called. "How are you so sure it's the leader?" Kisame asked. "…. His balls are missing, yeah!" Deidara called back. "sigh… fine, bring him over here…" Kisame said. "Ok… who are-OH MY GOD IT'S THE LEADER!!" Kisame yelled. "That's what I said, yeah!" Deidara said. "Kisame… what are you doing to Kakuzu…?" The leader asked. "I'm trying to dig up Kakuzu." Kisame said. "GRAAAH!! NO NEED! I FORCED MYSELF OUT!!" Kakuzu yelled, getting up and dusting off his cloak. "Ok… well… we first need to look for food, water, shelter, a source of money-" The leader began. "Woah woah woah. NOBODY has ANY money. Where are we going to find money?" Kisame asked. "Uh… that's your job." The leader said, walking away.

Flashback end… yeah.

"Well… the point is-" Deidara started. "SHUT UP OVER THERE!! START LOOKING FOR MONEY!!" The leader shouted. "…THE POINT IS TO KILL THE LEADER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE…YEAH!!!" Deidara yelled. "Kisame! SHAVE HIM TO DEATH WITH SAMEHADA OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED…YEAH!!" Deidara ordered. "ALREADY THERE!!" Kisame was always killing lately… the boy on the beanstalk… the giant on the beanstalk… what else… hmmm…Oh …no… wait wait… nah, cant think of anything. Well anyway, Kisame was all hack and slashey when He almost-

WITH ITACHI

"Ok… MAN THAT WAS A FUN PARTY!!" Itachi yelled. "YEAH I KNOW!!" Sasori agreed. "so… what now…?" Itachi asked. "Uh… why don't I introduce you to the other members…?" Sasori said. "uh… ok!" Itachi and Sasori walked down the hall. "This is Axel's room." Sasori pointed to the spiky red head sitting on the floor cleaning up some blood. "What happened?" Sasori asked. "Some Asshole dumped a dead body in my room!" Axel said. Itachi inched out the door. "Uh… ok! Well… see you around… I guess." Sasori caught up with Itachi. "Ok… next is… Demyx. He loves music and-" Sasori began. "DANCE WATER DANCE!!" Was heard from the room. The door to Demyx's room burst open and water figures came swarming in the halls. Again. "DEMYX!! YOUR WATER DOLL THINGS ARE WETTING MY ROOM!!! I WORK WITH FIRE!!! GET THEM OUT!!" Axel yelled. "Well… He loves music and… controls water?" Sasori explained. "MOVING ON!" Sasori led Itachi to a room filled with unique styled kunai and was colored the color of lightning. "This is the only girl in the organization, Larxene." Sasori pointed to the blonde sitting at a desk polishing her weapons. "GET OUT SASORI!!" She yelled. "But I'm just introducing you to-" Sasori started. "I DON'T CARE!! GET OUT!! NOW!" She threw a kunai by the door. "OkWe'reLeavingNowLarxene.GoodBye!" Sasori said really fast and led Itachi somewhere else. "She has anger problems…" Sasori whispered. Almost instantly, another kunai was in the wall aimed for Sasori's head, not intended to miss. "OK! LET'S GET GOING!" Sasori showed him everyone else's room until they went to the leader of Org. XIII: Xemnas. "Who's in there?" Itachi asked. "Oh… that's the leader's room. Don't wanna be in there… heh… heh." Sasori said. "Which reminds me… how's the Akatsuki Leader doing?" Itachi said aloud.

WITH AKATSUKI

The leader was on the ground, twitching. "I think you over did it Kisame…yeah." Deidara said. "Uh oh… well, Kakuzu, Grab Hidan and let's go find Itachi!" Kisame ordered, resuming position as temporary leader. "sigh… it's going to be annoying to carry him around until he wakes up…" Kakuzu said. But when Kakuzu was about to touch his shoulder, Hidan woke up and started ripping at his jacket. "GET THIS THING OFFA ME!!" Hidan yelled. "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! CALM DOWN!" Kakuzu started to untie the sleeves when he saw that under them were layers upon layers of chains. "Uh… how… do you get this off…?" Kakuzu asked. "YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW!?" Hidan yelled. "No, I don't." Kakuzu replied. "Oh… we should just… I dunno… ………. Ok stand up Hidan, you're walking." Kisame ordered. "F#$ THAT!!" Hidan yelled. "AS TEMPORARY LEADER, I ORDER YOU TO STAND UP!!" Kisame yelled.

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"er… ok… let's get moving then… I guess." Kisame said.

ME: GAAAAH!!!

ITACHI: WHAT WHAT!?

KISAME: WHAT!?

HIDAN: GET THIS THING OFF!!

ME: SHUT UP!! I FORGOT ALL ABOUT FLOWER CHAN!!

KISAME: WHAT!?

ITACHI: woah…