Akatsuki: Attack Of The Tobi

I don't Own Naruto…yeah.

Chapter 11: the leader Captured

"aaahhh… Water tastes so good, especially if… YOU'RE DYING OF THIRST!!" Kisame yelled. He started rapidly drinking the water in the amazingly clean lake in a nearby clearing. The reason I say nearby is because Hidan started kicking Kisame for making him walk. Bound in Chains. In a stray jacket. So… yeah. Anyway… "Kisame… we know you're a fish and all… but-" Deidara started. "You never needed water this badly-" "ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!" Kisame roared, getting back to drinking instantly. "u-uhhh… yeah. Ok… we're screwed. WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! YEAH!" Deidara yelled. "Deidara. Shut up. This is a comedy, not a dramatic… whatever it's called. So SHUT UP." A mysterious voice said from behind them. "L-LEADER-SAMA! OMG!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!" Hidan yelled. "Yes… amazingly… due to the fact I was BEATEN TO DEATH BY A SWORD-WEILDING FISH MAN!!" The leader yelled. "Can't… talk… drinking… water…" Kisame said. "Hey… Quit hogging the water!! We're all thirsty here…yeah!" Deidara said, and started drinking. "hey what's that?" Kakuzu Asked. And then everyone saw a long dark-Haired figure rising from the water and it's hair was covering her whole face. "OMG, THE GRUDGE WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!" The Leader said. "NO IT'S THE RING, WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE OUR FACES HORRIBLY DISFIGURED!!!" Zetsu screamed. "I DON'T CARE I'M GETTING THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!!" the leader yelled and ran off to find a window to jump out of (witch is what he usually does in these kind of situations (but never got the chance). "But there aren't any windows here!!" Kisame yelled. "THEN I'M HEADING TO TOWN!!" The leader yelled, running off.

IN TOWN

The leader knocked on Tobi's Door. "Yes?" A Tobi asked. "Gotta Use your window. Let me through." The leader said quickly, entering the castle. "I'm sorry, no visitors-HEY!!" The Tobi was left at the doorway, staring at the cloud of dust in the leader's tracks. "TOBI!!" The leader yelled, barging into Tobi's room. "Oh Hi leader-sama!" Tobi said. "I need your window Tobi. Now." The leader stated, running and bashing through the window. "Oh… something bad must've happened… again." Tobi figured. "AAAAAAAAAAAA I SHOULD'VE GONE THROUGH THE FIRST FLOOR WINDOW AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" The leader screamed.

"Now to present the world's largest-" An announcer at the bottom of the tower. Please be a bed… The leader prayed repeatedly. "Trampoline!!" The announcer finished. "Close enough…" The leader said. "…right next to the worlds largest fire-powered cannon!" "WHAT'RE THE ODDS!!-WOAAAH!!!!!!!!!" The leader screamed. He was shot out of the cannon and into space.

WITH ITACHI

"This is good soda…Hey… A shooting star!" Itachi said, pointing at the flaming ball that was the Akatsuki Leader. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" The leader screamed. "Is it… screaming…?" Sasori asked. "Hey… That's how we found you Sasori!" Xemnas said. "Really that's so ironi-" Sasori started. "IT'S HEADED FOR XEMNAS' ROOM!!" Itachi yelled. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!) "AW DAMMIT!!! WE JUST FIXED THAT!!" Xemnas yelled.

Meanwhile, Saix was drinking Orange Juice under the tower where the leader hit. "What good juice…" He said, before looking up to see piles of debris about to fall over him. "WHAT'RE THE ODDS!?" He yelled. (CRASH!!)

Itachi and the rest of the organization followed the sound. "Who are you!?" Xemnas asked angrily. The leader got up hastily and started spitting out rocks and one tooth. "I-I am the Akatsuki-" The leader started. (PUNCH) Xemnas punched the leader in the face, knocking out another tooth. "THAT WAS MY ROOM, DUMBASS!!" Xemnas yelled. Just as the leader was about to get up, Saix kicked him In the face, knocking out another tooth. "THAT'S FOR DROPPING A PILE OF ROCKS ON ME!!I just had this dry-cleaned…" He yelled. Soon after that, for no good reason, the rest of the Organization started kicking him in the face, one hitting him in the balls. "H-HOW DO YOU MISS THAT!?" The leader yelled. "Simple. Don't aim for the face." Axel said. "GAAAAAAAAAWWW!!" The leader screamed. "Sorry about this leader. But I've got a role to play." Itachi said, before kicking him in the face. "Itachi!! You're alive!!" The leader said. "Yeah… I have to keep a cover so… I'll kick you again for kicks!" Itachi said, kicking him in the balls. "Get it? 'Kick'? and 'Kicks'? It's a pun!" Itachi happily said. "owwwww…" The leader whimpered.

WITH AKATSUKI

"Oh… It's not The Grudge or The Ring… It's just Flower-chan…" Kisame said. Just then, Deidara got out a random piece of soap and rapidly rubbed it on his tongue. "AAAHHHKKK!!! THIS SOAP'S SO DISGUSTING…YEAH! BUT… I HAVE TO… WASH THE BACTERIA!! YEAH!!" Deidara said. "Why…?" Kisame asked. "WE JUST DRANK THE WATER SHE WAS SWIMMING IN!!" Deidara yelled. "GIMME THAT SOAP!!" Kisame yelled, grabbing the soap. Now both Kisame and Deidara looked like they had rabies… you know… foaming at the mouth… shivering like crazy….the like. "I take baths you know." Flower-chan said. "Oh really? How come we don't see you in the Akatsuki public bath?" Kisame asked. "Well… since I'm a GIRL, I CAN'T REALLY TAKE A BATH WITH YOU LUNATICS!!" Flower-chan said. "Good point…" Kisame said. "Which reminds me…" Flower-chan said. She got out a gun. "Get out." She said. "What!? Why!?" Kisame said. "I have to change." She stated plainly. "Oh… ok." Kisame said, leading Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, and Zetsu away.

When she finished changing, she found the guys talking about… I don't know… random crap I guess. "So wait… babies come from hospitals?" Kisame asked. "Yes. You didn't know?" Kakuzu asked. "HELLO!! SHARK MAN!! Born In The Sea!" Kisame said. "Oh right… well, you're both wrong. Babies come when a mom and a dad-" Hidan began. "Hey guys." Flower chan came in. "I'll tell you later." Hidan said. "Ok… so what was all that screaming and yelling about 'The Ring' and 'The grudge' I heard?" Flower-chan asked. "Well… we thought that was… you. And the leader went into town to find a window to jump out of. He isn't back yet… but we saw a shooting star!" Kisame explained. "Me and Kakuzu thought it was screaming. But What would we know? We had polka-dot mushrooms. We might be a little delusional." Hidan said. "O…k… that's so like the leader… well… anyway… what now?" Flower-chan asked. "Well… we could start looking for the leader… and Itachi… and Sasori… If they're still alive." Kisame said. "Ok… which way?" She asked again. "Well… we should start with the Leader… since he's probably the closest…yeah." Deidara said.

"KILL THE REBELS!! KILL THE REBELS!! KILL THE REBELS!!" The Tobi clones were forming an army to go for the hidden Mist, Rock, Grass, and Waterfall villages. "Ok ITACHI HERE WE COME!!YEAH!" Deidara said, rapidly turning around, pushing the group around. "What's that noise?" Kisame asked. "You're not going to like it. Trust me…yeah." Deidara responded. "The… Tobis are coming!!" Zetsu said. "WHAT!! AW SHIT RUN!!" Kisame yelled, breaking for it. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" They yelled.

WITH ITACHI

"TELL US, DAMMIT!! ARE YOU A SPY SENT FROM THE 1ST DIMENSION!?" Xemnas interrogated. "OR ARE YOU JUST SOME JERK WHO LIKES TO WRECK PEOPLE'S ROOMS!?" "And crash rocks on people!?" Saix continued. "I TOLD YOU!! I'M NOT A SPY OR A JERK-" The leader said. "LIAR!! LARXENE!!" Xemnas snapped his fingers. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning hit the Leader. "GAAAAAAAAHHK!!! STOP THAT!!" The leader screamed. "I'M NOT HERE TO DESTROY YOU!! ASK SASORI!! WE KNOW EACH OTHER!!" The leader screamed again. They looked at Sasori. "Never seen him before in my life." Sasori said. "C-come on Sasori… help your leader!" The leader said. "My leader is Xemnas, And he doesn't seem to need any help right now!" Sasori said. "You know what I hate more than jerks who crash into people's rooms and throws rocks? Lying Jerks who crash into people's rooms and throw rocks at people! And you've lied twice already! That's even worse!" Xemnas said. "Larxene, shock him again. Only HIGH VOLTAGE!!" Xemnas yelled. "That doesn't sound good…" The leader said to himself, before he was burned into Akatsuki corn on the cob. "GRAAHHHHHH!!!" was heard 5 more dimensions away.

"Cloud… did you hear something just now…?" Tifa asked a spikey haired Blonde boy. "Uh… no." Cloud responded. "Vincent said he did." Yuffie said. "Really?" Cloud asked. "Well… I had a little bit of Beer today… so I might be drunk or something…" He responded. "Oh well." They said.

Here is the list of Dimensions

0: Heaven

1: Naruto (Akatsuki)

2: Fullmetal Alchemist

3: .hack//

4: Lucky Charms cereal

5: Castle Oblivion (Kingdom Hearts)

6: The guy on the Oatmeal box

7: Our world

8: Halo (Red vs. Blue)

9: The dust civilizations In each of our rooms

10: Final Fantasy

11: A world made of huge turds

12: "I'm a Barbie girl, In a Barbie World"

13: Hell

14: Soul Society

15: The pringle Guy's House

16: Sesame Street, Barney, Dora, etc.

17: The civilization of Goldfish Crackers under your bed

18: Bikini Bottom (Kisame's Hometown)

19: Pinocchio (Sasori's Cousin)

20: The land where the sticky stuff on stickers come from (not a creative name)