Akatsuki: Attack Of The Tobi

I DON'T OWN Naruto… yeah………YOU KNOW WHAT!? YOU ALL KNOW THAT I DON'T OWN NARUTIO!! WHAT'S THE POINT IN EVEN WRITING THIS!? IF YOU WANNA KNOW IF I OWN NARUTO OR NOT, THEN PUT IT ON YOUR PROFILE!! IT IS SOOOOOOOOOO TROUBLESOME…YEAH!! ………………ok? We cool? Good.

Chapter 12: Organizations Collide. No, not the song.

Kisame, Deidara, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Flower-chan, and Hidan were walking towards some random village. It happened to be Sunagakure, where the Tobi bandits had taken over. And to make things worse, they had no water, food, compass, or any supplies needed to survive in the desert. "HEY LOOK!! A CITY, YEAH!! WE'RE SAVED…YEAH- AW NO!!...YEAH!!" Deidara yelled. "What!?" Kisame asked. "no… no… NO NO NO NO NO!!!...yeah!" Deidara mumbled. "What Deidara!! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. MAN!!" Kisame yelled, shaking Deidara. "L-Look at… Suna…gakure…" Deidara murmured. "Why? What about Suna-OH MY GOD!! THEY TOBIFIED IT!!" Kisame yelled. "What a stupid word…" Hidan said. "Any BETTER ideas, Hidan?" Kisame argued. "No…" Hidan said. "Ok… wait… This is Gaara's hometown…yeah? So why didn't that Corpse Factory just start piling up the bodies, yeah?" Deidara asked. "Well… at first Glance… Tobi does look like an idiot… So… He might not have been considered a threat until he overpopulated the whole village except for the villagers." Kisame figured. "So… basically… we're all royally screwed…yeah." Deidara said. "Yeah. Well… what happened to Gaara? And his siblings?" Kisame wondered.

WITH GAARA

"GAARA WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR SAND TO GET US OUT!?" Temari yelled. "Because, Sister, THEY TOOK AWAY MY GOURD AND LEFT ME TO DIE!!I DON'T HAVE ANY SAND!!" Gaara yelled back. "They took away my puppets too…" Kankuro said. "Shut up Kankuro. Nobody liked your puppets anyway…" Gaara spat. "And they're using my an as an air-conditioner!" Temari said. The Tobis were using Temari's Fan to fan the Head Tobi clone. One sweep of the fan blew a Tobi clone out the window. "AAAAAAAAA-I REGRET NOTHING-AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" He screamed. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "so that's where the mine fields were…" The head Tobi said.

"MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT EXPLOSION!? THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR HOUSE!!" Gaara screamed. "Calm down Gaara.. this place was made of sand…VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE SAND!! SAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!" Kankuro said. "Shut up… I know this place is made of Sand….and I also know that THIS PALCE IS WEAKER THAN A PIECE OF PAPER!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" Gaara yelled. "It's Ok Gaara! I'm Almost POSITIVE that the kind people of Sunagakure are going to rise up in rebellion and defend our town!" Kankuro Cheered. " 'almost' " Temari repeated. "……….SURE!!" Kankuro cheered again.

WITH AKATSUKI

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!) "Was that Sunagakure!?" Kisame yelled. "HEY LOOK! MORE SHOOTING STARS!! ONE OF THEM HAS RED HAIR, ANOTHER HAS FOUR PONYTAILS, AND THE OTHER ONE HAS MAKE-UP!!" Hidan yelled. "Since when do stars have hair, have ponytails, and wear make-up? And when did stars start appearing in the daytime!?" Kisame yelled. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They screamed. The explosion was so massive it knocked all the dimensions into different ones. Akatsuki in dimension 8 (Red vs. Blue), Itachi and Sasori happened to follow them there, the leader ended up in the Barbie world, Organization XIII ended up at the Pringles guy's house, Gaara ended up in Final Fantasy, and The rest of the Naruto world went to the land of Giant Turds. I will explain the rest in a simple chart:

Final Fantasy: Lucky Charms

Lucky Charms: Oatmeal box

Oatmeal Box: Hell

Hell: Soul Society

Soul Society: .hack//

.hack//:dust civilizations

dust: Goldfish Crackers

Goldfish Crackers: Sticky stuff on stickers

Stickers: Sesame Street

Sesame Street: Fullmetal Alchemist

FMA: Bikini Bottom

Bikini Bottom: Pinocchio

Pinocchio: (shakes head solemnly) Poor guy…

These aren't vital to the story… but they were all mixed up. And the order of the world is crumbling as we speak. And It's up To The Remnants of Akatsuki to save us all!! Crap… we're screwed…

"Where are we?" Kisame asked. "I don't know…yeah." Deidara said. "Where'd Kakuzu and Hidan go?" Kisame asked again. "I… don't know…yeah." Deidara said again. "And what are Itachi and Sasori doing here?" Kisame asked again. "SHUT UP KISAME!! I DON'T KNOW…YEAH!!" Deidara yelled. "Wait… Itachi and Sasori are Alive!!! HEY!! ITACHI!! SASORI!! OVER HERE!!!" Kisame called. "Oh god no… please no… NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Itachi yelled. "I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!" Kisame cried. "Yeah… I'd hoped that too…" Itachi said grudgingly.

"Sasori!!" Deidara called. "Shit…" Sasori murmured.

WITH THE RvB CAST

Hey Sarge, Look!!! People!!" Simmons called. "What? Are they red or blue? Sarge came up to the telescope. "I don't know they don't seem to have any armor on to identify their side." Simmons said. "when did we get a telescope?" Griff asked "I don't know, I guess we just had it." Simmons said. "hey Sarge! I found something down here!!" Donut yelled. "This isn't going to be another one of your "surprises" is it?" Griff asked. "No just look!" Donut called. "Griff go see what donut's yelling about!" Sarge commanded. "But Last time I did He showed us one of his-" Griff started. "That's exactly why I'm sending you down There! So no one on this team goes insane! At least no one important…" Sarge said. "sigh… fine… Donut… what're you- OH MY GOD!! SARGE LOOK AT THIS!!" Griff yelled. "Sigh Ok, fine. Simmons, if any one of those strangers move, kill 'em!" Sarge ordered. "But Sarge, what if they're red?" Simmons asked. "Do Any of them look red to you!?" Sarge questioned. "Well, one of them does have blue skin…" Simmons said. "Then shoot him first." Sarge said, walking towards Griff and Donut. "WHAT'S THIS!?" Sarge asked. "It looks like some kind of void sir…!" Griff called from inside of the portal. "I know! It looks totally cool!" Donut said. "Dammit numbnuts!! Get over here!!" Sarge yelled. "Uh… we… can't! This looks like a one-way kind of portal…" Donut said. "sigh… once again Griff, you screwed everything up for us.." Sarge sighed. "How is this my fault!? Donut was the one who opened the damned thing!" Griff argued. "No, you were Told to see it. Not go inside of it." Sarge said. "Can't you find a way to get us out of here!?" Griff yelled. "No I'm afraid I can't do that, Griff. You and Donut seem like a lost cause. You'll never be able to get outta there." Sarge said. "But sir, maybe if you tried to look at-" Griff started. "That's The first stage Griff, is DENIAL. Then ANGER. Then DEPRESSION. Then BARGAINING-" Sarge explained. "With Who!?" Griff asked. "God. But he won't do anything now. Anyway, Then comes ACCEPTANCE. Where you slowly fade into nothingness." Sarge finished. "Aw Crap!! What a way to go-" Griff said. (BOOM!!) "What was that!?" Donut yelled. "SARGE!! ONE OF THEM MOVED!!" Simmons called. "Which one!?" Sarge called back. "The Blue guy!" Simmons reported. "Good work Simmons, You're a good man." Sarge said, running towards Simmons.

WITH AKATSUKI

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHKKKK!!! SOMETHING HIT ME!!" Kisame yelled. "What? What hit you!?" Itachi asked. "I think it was a sniper rifle!" Kisame passed out. "Wow… what Luck! Now we can leave him here for the bugs to eat! A Peace offering!" Sasori said. "I DON'T THINK SO ASSWIPE!!" Kisame yelled. "Aw dammit… you woke up…" Sasori said.

WITH THE LEADER

"owwwwww…… my head…" The leader said. "Hello there, mister! Would you like some help?" A guy with brown hair asked. "Who the hell are you?" The leader asked. "How rude of me, I'm Ken!" Ken said. "wait a minute… 'Ken'? Where am I!?" The leader yelled. "The Barbie world!" Ken answered. "No… No… NOOOO!!!!!!!" The leader screamed. "C'mon, I'll show you around." Ken offered. "Wait a second. You're not Gay are you?" The leader asked. "………….." Ken didn't say anything. "OH MY GOD. YOU MUST DIE." The leader pulled out a gun and Shot Ken. "Now to get rid of the rest of the retards here… This is gonna be fun. And the leader strutted around singing:

Barbie is A Bitch

She Is just a witch

I really hate her, why do people like her?

Ken is really dead,

I blew off his head

I'm so proud,

My guns are LOUD!!

Over and Over again, shooting everything in sight. Going all RE 4 on everything.

WITH GAARA

Gaara woke up to a silver haired guy standing in front of him. "I WILL NEVER BE JUST A MEMORY!!" He yelled in his face. "Memory!? I don't even know you!!" Gaara said. "Get out of my way!" Gaara walked past the man. "Do you even know who I am!?" The man yelled. "Actually… NO." Gaara said plainly. "I AM SEPHIROTH!!" Sephiroth stated boldly. "Sephir-what?" Gaara asked. "SEPHIR-OTH. SEPHIROTH. THE TOTAL BADASS FROM FFVII!!" Sephiroth shouted. "IT'S PRONOUNCED 'SEVEN' DUMBASS!!! AND BY THE WAY, I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!!" Cloud yelled. "Shut up Chocobo-head. Anyway, Can you believe it? This guy's never heard of me!" Sephiroth said. "I. NEVER. HEARD. OF. YOU. GO AWAY!!" Gaara yelled. "Come on!! My name's gotta at least ring a bell!" Sephiroth pleaded. "NO NOW GO AWAY, GOD!!" Gaara yelled again. "COME OOON!!! YOU DON'T GET OUT MUCH DO YOU!!" Sephiroth said. "No. That's life. Go Away. I have to find my brother and sister." Gaara turned and walked away. "WAIIIT!!! YOU NEED TO KNOW MY NAME!!" Sephiroth screamed. "I KNOW YOUR NAME!! Seferio… right?" Gaara said. "SEPHIROTH!!" Sephiroth yelled. "Whatever!! I'm out of here!" Gaara said, still walking. "WAIT!!" Sephiroth started chasing him. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! I BET YOU MOLEST CHILDREN THIS WAY!!" Gaara yelled, running away. Soon, Gaara and Sephiroth were out of sight. "What… just happened…?" Cloud asked himself.

WITH ORGANIZATION XIII

" What is this place…?" Xemnas asked. "It smells like potato chips…" Larxene said. "Which is why it sucks." Axel said. "Well… what now?" Demyx asked. "HEY!! WHO ARE YOU KIDS!! GET OFF MY LAWN!!" A giant head appeared in the doorway. "is that…" Demyx started. "THE GUY ON THE PRINGLES CAN!?" Xemnas finished. Then He started chasing them. "AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" They screamed.

ME: Wow… things are getting really… F#$ed up…