Yes, we have no destiny,

only those swallowed up by,

ignorance and fear.

Who take false steps,

shall plunge us into

the muddy waters called

"DESTINY"

----Bleach Volume 6, The Death Trilogy Overture

The next day Rina took the day off due to her vocal chords being damaged. Byakuya wasn't in the mood; he would bite off people's head without warning.

"God, your friend really pissed off Kuchiki-taichou!" Renji groaned, nearly getting whipped for the 3rd time today.

"Well, you can't really blame her, she hates seeing people die and don't forget Rukia's a close friend of ours!" Mika pointed out.

"Yeah…well don't you think she went overboard with the scum remark?" He asked scratching his head.

"Hmm…maybe…" Tori thought.

"MAYBE?! I NEARLY GOT KILLED TODAY FOR SAYING 'HI' TO HIM!!" Renji yelled out to her in shock.

"Hey, have you guys seen Yachiru?" Zaraki walked in to 13th Division's office looking for his little pink lieutenant.

"No…why?"

"She isn't anywhere, any divisions, meetings, snacking, everywhere!!" He explained.

"Maybe you should check her room?" Mika asked. Renji and Zaraki suddenly backed away and the room fell silent.

"What?" Tori asked confused.

"Rule #1: A guy can never ever go into a girl's room unless they wanna die!" Renji explained quite terrified. Mika and Tori sighed,

"Then we'll come with ya!" the two girls dragged the two men to her room.

It was quiet…too quiet. "Ok, here we go!" Mika and Tori opened the doors. It was dark inside.

They walked in then BAM! The door suddenly closed on them. All they could see was black; the windows were covered, so everything was pitch-black.

"…What's going on?" Tori asked a little afraid.

"I dunno, a little girl's room kinda scares me…did I ever do this?" Mika asked herself then went into deep thought.

"…This is why I never want to go into a girl's room…" Renji grumbled to himself.

"Well look on the bright side! You're not a lech!" Tori exclaimed happily for him. He smacked her in the back of the head giving her a bump on her head. Suddenly they heard a shuffle coming from in front of them. They heard little footsteps and what seemed to be a little giggle. The four huddled closer together, trembling with fear—yes even Zaraki was frightened. Closer and closer, the footsteps got louder then… they saw what it was. A little monster with striking red short fur, big orange nose, and big eyes.

"LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, ELMO'S WORLD!" a sing-song voice sang out.

"WHAT THE F-CK ?!!" Everyone yelled. They were embarrassed to be so frightened that they were sweating bullets, to find out that the 'monster' was Elmo.

"God, what does she keep in here?!" Renji asked Zaraki.

"How do I know?!" he asked him back. The four decided to keep moving on, until they bumped into a wall, which never came.

They heard another movement. "God if it's that little red-furred freak again I'll!!!—"

"He's right here!" Mika said to Renji holding him up. The Tickle-Me Elmo, that had sang for some reason, was in her hands.

"T-Then…what's there?" Zaraki stuttered trying to mask his fear. They all faced the direction, they pointed the light which was Hadou No. 31; at the direction. They saw nothing, they heard something like mewing…they got closer then suddenly…

"WE DID IT, WE DID IT! YAY WE DID IT!" A female voice sang out. It turned out to be Dora the Explorer.

"Again I ask where she gets all this stuff." Renji asked Zaraki who just shrugged.

Where was Yachiru you ask? Well she was hanging out with the tired Rina.

What are you doing here? She wrote on the piece of paper she used to communicate.

"I'm bored, Ken-chan's missing same with Tako-chan, Mika, and Tori!!" she whined.

They know you're here right?

"Umm…YUP!"

The four were quite embarrassed at their idiotic actions, and decided that if they heard one more noise they were just going to find out immediately. So they walked on in a different direction, they heard footsteps—not like Dora's or Elmo's, the creature seemed to be bigger. It chuckled a goofy sounding laugh. The four turned around to see what it was and…the monster broke out into song… A tall purple dinosaur, which was happy, started singing.

"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The four's scream could be heard throughout Seireitei.

"OOOHHH MMMMYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!! IIIIIIITTTSSS BARNEY!!! THE DINOSAUR!!!" The four screamed out in horror.

They frantically looked for the exit, running in many directions. However Yachiru's Room of Horror wasn't going to let up that easily. Elmo and Dora as well as Barney started running after them.

"She better not have Bob the Builder!!!" Tori yelled out in fear.

"…Or the Teletubbies!!!" Mika added. They could not find the exit at all, with only a fireball for their light source; it was very, very dark.

"Where is the f-cking the exit?!!" Zaraki yelled pissed off. Barney started singing his song again.

"…We're a happy family!"

"HELL NO WE'RE NOT!!" Renji yelled back at him.

"Don't interact with him!! He'll know you then stalk you, then kill you in your sleep!!" Mika warned him. He was wide-eyed and decided with Zaraki, if there wasn't a door, they were going to make one.

Did you hear that?

"Yeah…that's what they get for GOING INTO MY ROOM!!!" Yachiru left the household and went back to her room as fast as she could. While the four were running in frantic circles, Yachiru made it back to her room. She opened the door. The four looked ahead, a white light.

"Hey it's that white light at the end of the tunnel…WE'RE GONNA DIE FROM BARNEY!!! I KNEW IT, AND YOU GUYS JUST MOCKED ME!!" Tori yelled out, pointing accusingly at the other 3 who just stared blankly at her.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO INTO MY ROOM!!" Yachiru's angry voice rang through their heads. Suddenly the lights flicked back on, Dora, Elmo and Barney were no where to be seen.

"YACHIRU!!! OH THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE, ELMO ATTACKED US AND THEN DORA AND THEN BARNEY!!! I WAS SO DAMNED SCAR---- Zaraki stopped what he was saying, looked back at the 3 that were stunned. He released Yachiru that he was hugging and started retreating back slowly. "Uh…hehe…" he got an evil look on his face, drew his sword and threatened them all. "IF YOU GUYS EVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS…I'LL KILL YOU!!!" The 3 just agreed in hopes of living longer. Yachiru kicked them all out and said that they messed up her room, and she had to clean it.

The 4 were outside wondering if Dora, Elmo and Barney had really existed. Since the 3 had disappeared suddenly, they got a cold chill down their backs, like somebody was watching them. They turned back slowly to see some bushes and trees, hoping nobody would jump out. The leaves rustled, they froze. Two large beasts came out of the bushes.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" they screamed, and then they realized who they were.

"ELLIOTT!!! MOOSIE!!!" Mika cried out, nearly having a heart attack from her pets that were just munching on grass.

A little giggle of 3 people could be heard quietly in the background. But, their ears heard it and bolted towards Rina's apartment. Rangiku, Kyouraku and Ichimaru started laughing so hard at the prank they had just pulled on them. Rangiku and Ichimaru were Dora and Elmo; they used a spell to make an illusion of the characters. Kyouraku had the Barney costume, so that part was somewhat real.

"Man, we've gotta do this on Soifon, Byakuya or Juushirou sometime!" Kyouraku laughed at the thought.

"Yeah, too bad we couldn't get anyone else to play along with this; I would've paid 2000 yen to see something like this with Bob the Builder and the Teletubbies." Rangiku said. Smirking at the thought, they started plotting their next attack on their next victim.

"RINA!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!! FIRST THERE WAS ELMO!!!"

"THEN DORA!!!"

"AND THEN BARNEY!!!"

"THEN THEY STARTED CHASING US AND STARTED SINGING!!!" All four yelled at once so it was just mumbo jumbo to Rina. Rina wrote something down on the piece of paper and gave it to them

"…They're right behind you…" Mika read off. They turned around and there they were!!!

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" They all yelled jumping out the window—it was a 10 foot drop down. Kyouraku pulled off the mask and laughed once more. Ichimaru and Rangiku who were on top of the roof were having a good laugh. Soon the 4 that lay sprawled on the ground realized that they had been set up.

"YACHIRU!!!!"

"RINA!!!"

"KYOURAKU!!"

"RANGIKU!!"

"ICHIMARU!!!"

February 12th is Yachiru's birthday!! Don't be a twit and miss out on it!! Or else, you will be the next victim of Kyouraku, Matsumoto and Ichimaru!!!! Kay maybe not but celebrate!! She's awesome!!!