Akatsuki: Attack Of The Tobi

I DGHFDJIN NJKDFHGN ANYTHING!! (I Don't own Anything)

Chapter 13: Akatsuki divided… again.

(RvB music plays)

AT RED BASE

"Sarge… I Think Something's coming…" Griff said. "Oh Great. You Took a Sub-step called Hallucination… Better re-type that list…" Sarge said. "I think it's those flag-Obsessed guys from that weird dimension you told us about-OH CRAP!!!!" Griff yelled. These red guys started swarming out of the portal Griff and Donut were in. The same thing was happening at Blue Base. "WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE'D THESE GUYS COME FROM!?" Church yelled. Both the red and blue guys were heading to the center of the canyon. Where Akatsuki was.

WITH AKATSUKI

"WHAT THE HELL!? WHERE'D THESE GUYS COME FROM!?" Kisame yelled, still clutching his leg. He was desperately trying to stop the bleeding. "TIME TO FIGHT!!" Hidan yelled, throwing his arms up only to be –"HIDAN!! YOU IDIOT GET DOWN!!" Kakuzu yelled. "Why-" Hidan was then shot with a chain gun making him look like swiss cheese. "OK!..." Hidan then fell to the ground. "You ok?" Kakuzu asked. "I think so… aside from the loss of feeling in my lungs, heart, appendix, Gallbladder, the real bladder, and… my stomach. I miss my breakfast…." Hidan said. "Well… good thing you're immortal." Kakuzu said. "Yeah… Great." Hidan murmured.

The fight continued. And Akatsuki was right in the middle of it. "Itachi, can I ask you one last thing before I get shot to death?" Kisame asked. "What is it this time…!?" Itachi asked. "WHY DO OUR LIVES SUCK SO BAD!?!?" Kisame yelled. "Because God hates us. And this is our Hell." Itachi said. "Well, time for a killing spree! BANZAAAI!!!" Itachi yelled, charging towards the Blue guys. "It's all downhill from here…" Sasori said. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE-" Deidara yelled. Suddenly, All the Akatsukis were sucked into the floor. "Hi guys! I didn't know you were here!" Said an all too familiar voice. "Oh God no…" Sasori said. "NO!! IT'S… IT'S.." Deidara couldn't finish his sentence. "TOBI!! TO THE RESCUE!!" Tobi announced proudly. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!yeah." Deidara yelled. So loud, in fact, that all the rest of the worlds heard him.

"Did you hear something …'sefeiro'?" Cloud asked. "IT'S SEPHIROTH!!" Sephiroth yelled. "Ok, ok, but seriously, did you hear something? Something on the lines of… 'NOOO' or something…?" Cloud asked again. "Will you two SHUT UP and HELP ME LOOK FOR MY GOURD!! Oh yeah, and my brother and Sister." Gaara said, looking under a Rock. "I FOUND IT!! AT LAST!!" Gaara exclaimed. "Your family?" Tifa asked. "NO YOU IDIOT!! MY GOURD!!" Gaara yelled, holding up the gourd. "What about your brother and sister…?" Yuffie asked. Gaara thought a moment. "M…aybe later." Gaara started walking away. Little did he know, that Temari And Kankuro were hidden behind the rock where he found the gourd…

WITH ORGANIZATION XIII

"Please listen!! We did not come here on purpose Mr. Pringle-Guy!" Demyx said. "TOO LATE ASSHOLE!" The Pringle guy said, holding up a gun (if possible). "RUN!!" Axel yelled. The Pringle Guy started chasing after them, shooting random bullets at random people (and things).

WITH AKATSUKI

"So… what do we do from here…?" Kisame asked. It stopped bleeding, but he wasn't taking any chances. Until Now. I wonder if it stopped bleeding… Kisame lifted his hand only to be squirted in the eye with his own blood. He was now clutching his eye and his leg. "CAN WE PLEASE CALL A MEDIC!?" Kisame yelled. "What medic!? The only one here is Kakuzu, And he sucks!" Sasori said. Oh, By the way, Deidara was in a dark corner, hating the mere presence of Tobi. "Ok, first we should have a roll call. Itachi." Sasori said. Suddenly, Sasori was punched by Kisame. "I TOLD YOU!! I DO ALL THE ROLL CALLS BECAUSE I'M THE TEMPORARY LEADER!!" Kisame yelled. Kisame was punched by the real leader, who seemed to come from another vortex. "I''M THE REAL LEADER AND I SLAUGHTERED ALL THE BARBIE PEOPLE!!" He yelled. The leader was punched by Tobi. "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!" Tobi yelled. Tobi was punched by Deidara. "TOBI A RETARD!" Deidara yelled, who was punched by Kakuzu. "MONEY!" Kakuzu yelled. He had a red team's helmet threw at him, handiwork of Hidan. "HUMAN SACRIFICES!" He yelled. Hidan was punched by Zetsu. "PLANTS ROCK!" Zetsu was hit by Flower-chan. "I wanted to hit someone too." She said. "I NEED A MEDIC!!" Kisame yelled, as more people punched him. Soon it all turned into an indoor fight under another war. Until Itachi came. "GUYS!! QUIT IT!! Exept you Deidara, you keep strangling Tobi." Itachi said. "Thanks, yeah!" Deidara said, finishing the job. "Ok, well, the point is, we're all here, and we're CERTAINLY not going to-" Itachi said. "THAT'S IT!! I QUIT!!" Kakuzu yelled. "…quit." Itachi said. "Kakuzu! Wait! If you go out there you'll become swiss cheese!!" Hidan called. Five minutes later, Kakuzu came back, looking even worse than Hidan. "That's it. I'm joining the Blue team." Kakuzu said, walking out the door. "WAIT!!! TAKE ME WITH YOU!! " Kisame yelled. "THEY MIGHT HAVE A MEDIC!!" Kisame then limped to the door. Zetsu, Flower-chan and Tobi followed them. "Well, If Tobi's going that way, I'm going this way…yeah." Deidara said, walking towards the red team. Sasori followed, thinking, If I have red hair, they might treat me a little better! And with that, Sasori was gone too. Leaving the leader, Itachi, and Hidan. Who then followed Deidara and Sasori out of boredom.

IF BY SOME OFF CHANCE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

BLUE TEAM

Kisame

Kakuzu

Tobi

Zetsu

Flower-chan

Church

Caboose

Tucker

Sheila

Tex (mercenary)

Griff's sister

RED TEAM

Leader

Itachi

Deidara

Sasori

Hidan

Sarge

Simmons

Donut

Griff

Lopez (missing)

OK? GOOD.

GOOD BYE NOW.

AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW.

YEAH.

(Camera centers on Kisame)

KISAME: Hello. Welcome to the first intro episode of the new mini-fiction, known as Kisame's Corner. Here, you can ask me questions, about the story, etcetera. (Don't tell The author I'm telling you this, but this is just a scam to get more reviews). Anyway, Here, I will tell you my feelings on the chapters, the other members, and my thoughts on the other stories the author has made.

The first question is-

(BOOOOOOOM!!)

KISAME: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?

(screams and bombs are heard)

KISAME: OH MY GOD!!

ITACHI: PREPARE TO DIE KISAME!!!

DEIDARA: SUCK IT BLUES!! YEAH!!

SASORI: I LOVE MY NEW JOB!!

SARGE: THAT'S THE SPIRIT!! KEEP FIRING AND GET THEIR FLAG!!

KISAME: Aw crap… gotta cut this session short and-OH MY GOD!!

(camera shakes)

KISAME: HEY!! WATCH THE CAMERA!!

ITACHI: DIIIEEEE!!! (starts randomly shooting machine gun)

DEIDARA: ART IS A BANG NO JUTSU!! (shoots Bazooka armed with exploding clay)

SASORI: YEAH!! (same as Itachi)

KISAME: oh God… Uh,… see you next time folks! COME GET SOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMME!! (runs into battle)

(static on the camera.)