Akatsuki: Attack of The Tobi

I don't own Naruto….yeah.

Chapter 19: Confused?

"First of all, I realize that the stupid author messed things up. BAD." The leader announced. "But… we're… still alive…?" Deidara said, trying to look on the bright side. "Is that really a good thing Deidara?" The leader asked. "No… I guess not…yeah." Deidara said. "AND NOW, ALL THE REVIEWERS ARE HELLA CONFUSED, AND WE HAVE TO PAY FOR IT!! I MEAN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RED vs. BLUE GUYS!?" The leader yelled. "Zetsu told us already. They decided to start a new life somewhere else.

WITH THE RED vs. BLUE GUYS

"WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!?" Church yelled. "Maybe we should've brought a map…" Tucker said. "No shit. Let's head back…. Wait… WHICH WAY IS BACK!?" Church yelled. "Uh.. guys… we have some company…" Griff said, pointing to a pack of wolves. "Son of a bitch…" They all said.

WITH AKATSUKI:

"Where ever they are, they're probably a lot better of than we are." Sasori said. "Hey… where'd Itachi and Kisame go?" Deidara asked. "Well, Itachi said he was tired of living with us, and went to live with his mom." Sasori said. "With his mom? That's pretty lame." Deidara commented. "It's better than where we are now." The leader said. "Then where's Kisame?" Deidara asked. "In his bedroom." Sasori answered. "When'd he get a bedroom!?" Deidara asked. "Since he kicked us out." Sasori said. "Why didn't you fight back!?" Deidara was really confused now. "Dude, a huge-ass sword against a few Puppets. Who do you think will win?" Sasori questioned.

WITH ITACHI

"I can't believe I forgot where My mom lives…" Itachi said to himself. He saw a flash of light, then it started to rain. "Great… it's raining." Itachi got to his knees. "WHY TOBI !! WHYYYYYYYYY!!??" He screamed. Then someone threw a boot at him. "OW! WHAT THE…" Itachi yelled. "SHUT UP!! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO PLOT REVENGE UP HERE!!" a voice called. "SASUKE!?" Itachi asked. "Oh it's you. What do you want!?" He asked angrily. "HEY!! LITTLE BROTHER!! I know we've had our differences in the past…" Itachi started. "Oh that's the understatement of the year…" Sasuke murmured. "And live together like good ol' Brother and… brother." Itachi finished. "So you want me to let my arch enemy in my house, after he's murdered the whole clan, killed our mom, called her a bitch when she's been resurrected, and traumatized me into an emo, and let you in with open arms." Sasuke asked. "Uh… yeah!" Itachi said. "Yeah. See you in hell." Sasuke closed the door. "THIS'LL BE A HUGE PAIN FOR YOUR CONCIENCE!!" Itachi yelled through the door. "Actually, it's pretty happy." Sasuke yelled back. "COME ON!! JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!?" Itachi pounded on the door. "AND LET YOU KILL ME IN MY SLEEP!? NICE TRY!!" Sasuke yelled back. "ONE NIGHT!! THAT'S ALL I ASK!!" Itachi screamed. "THAT'S IT!! I'M CALLING THE COPS!!" Sasuke yelled. "I'll let you give me a wedgie!" Itachi offered. He heard Sasuke dialing 911. "You actually think a wedgie will make it all better?" Sasuke asked. "Kinda." Itachi said. "You think that a wedgie can bring back the entire clan? A wedgie can stop a total retard from taking over the world." Sasuke asked. "sigh…fine I'm going.' Itachi said.

"Hey Naruto can I stay at your house for a while?" Itachi asked. "but I hate you." Naruto said. "does that really matter when a fellow shinobi is in trouble?" Itachi asked, Naruto just slammed the door. Itachi went to Kakashi's house "Kakashi, I knew I could count on my best friend to help me." Itachi said "who's that?' Kakashi asked. "you, we know everything about each other." Itachi asked. "…..What's my last name?" Kakashi asked. Itachi just stared "God dammit…that always gets me." Itachi muttered. He walked up to another house. "Sakura! Hi-" Sakura slammed the door. "Bitch…" Itachi muttered.

WITH KISAME

"Ok… camera's set… e-mail's ready… Logo's lit up… and… KISAME'S CORNER IS READY TO GO!!" Kisame cheered. The power went out. "F# PERFECT!! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPOSED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS IF I CAN'T F!$ READ THEM!?" Kisame yelled. "Hey guys… Tobi's castle is still lit up." Sasori pointed to the Brighter-than-the-sun castle. "AW PERFECT!!" Kisame yelled.

WITH TOBI

"This is great! I knew that if I sucked out all the energy from the whole city, I'd be able to power up my army of Tobi robots!" Tobi cheered. "Now go my robots! Let the world know you're here!" Tobi ordered the robots to go into town and "introduce" themselves. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! NO!! MY STUDIO!!" Kisame screamed as the Tobi robots crashed everything. "DAMN YOU TOBI!! DAMN YOU-" Kisame got punched by one of the Tobi robots. "GAHHK!!" Kisame yelled. "RUN!!" Sasori yelled. "What about Kisame!?" Deidara asked. "LEAVE HIM RUN!!" Sasori ordered. "Why's everyone running…?" Itachi asked himself. He saw an explosion where Sasuke's house used to be. "HAHAHA!!" Itachi laughed. "ITACHI!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT SOMEHOW!!" Sasuke yelled. "SHUT UP!!" Itachi yelled.

KISAME'S CORNER

KISAME: WE HAVE ONLY ONE OR (dodges a flying chair) TWO QUESTIONS!!

Do you like Gaa x lee? (Gaara x Lee)

KISAME: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING ME THAT NOW!? UH… NO!! I HATE YAOI CRAP!!

And What are your parent's names?

KISAME: ……………………..I …. They never told me… SOME PARENTS THEY WERE!! But if I were to name them. It would be

DAD: IScrewSharks and

MOM: IAgreeWithIScrewSharks

Happy? Now if you excuse me, I have to continue to run from the constant Tobi robots.

If you're still confused, you might as well give up reading here. It'll only get worse from here. Thank you.