Thanks to everybody who decided to stick with me and continue reading on--no thanks to people who ditched me on the 1st chapter but they're not here so it doesn't matter. This chapter is shorter cuz I couldn't think of anything to add on and I got locked out of my house (in the rain!) by my mother and my brother... If there is an idea you want in the story just feel free to tell me. I'll put it in somehow--well Tori-62 and AshFallenAngel gave me ideas so this story is going to go on for quite a while. Enjoy!

The information the girls had from their trip in Hueco Mundo had informed the Gotei 13 well, save the nicknames. Anyways, that was one problem down; they had another—who was going to be the captains of 3rd, 5th and 9th Divisions? Constant meetings were called into place, mostly captain's.

"Ok, this meeting will go underw—" Yamamoto was stopped as he looked up to see Mika and Tori hanging from the ceiling. "Get down from there!!" He ordered.

"Aww, ok…" They put their hands together for a hand seal, they both poofed away in a cloud of smoke—well Mika did. Tori landed on Hitsugaya's back.

"Giddy up horsey!!" she commanded.

"No" He said defiantly, there was no way he would run around like an idiot. She kicked him in the back.

"Ahh!!" he yelped and started running around.

"WOO HOO!!" Tori cheered.

"Ok…" Ukitake started. Mika popped her head back in the room to find Tori.

"Get off me!!" Hitsugaya yelled while Tori clinged on enjoying the ride.

"Hey!! When did we get a horsey ride?" Mika wondered out loud.

"Kurai, get your friend out of here!!" Ukitake ordered her.

"Make me!!" She said defiantly crossing her arms across her chest.

"I'll call Tsukiyomi" Ukitake said.

"She wouldn't help you at all ya know!" Tori called out.

"Oh really?" Hitsugaya asked unconvinced. Yamamoto pulled out a phone from behind a door in the wall.

"You're really weird you know that?" Mika commented when she saw the old man get the phone. He ignored her comment and dialed.

"Hello?"

"Tsukiyomi, get your friends out of our meeting" He said quite confident that the girl would help them.

"Do it yourself!" She said back and then hung up.

"HA!! TOLD YA!!" Mika laughed.

"OUT!!" Every captain boomed and pointed at the door.

"I'll do that when I feel like it!" Mika said sitting in front of the door.

"Same here!!" Tori said still on Hitsugaya's back. He had stopped running around though; he and Ukitake were trying to get Tori off of him. They got her off after a lot of struggle.

"Hmpf! Oh well, we'll just sit through the meeting." Tori said sitting by Mika.

"How 'bout we ignore them?" Kyouraku suggested. All of the other captains agreed instantly as they had other things they had wanted to do than to be at a meeting.

"We need new captains for 3rd, 5th and 9th Divisions, is there anyone from your divisions that may be able to qualify for these positions?" Yamamoto started. No one said anything; it wasn't like they knew if their members had Bankai.

"Well…" Byakuya started. "Abarai Renji of my division has acquired Bankai, but…" He trailed off unable to continue.

"He lacks brains and the will power to do work" Mika finished for him. All eyes turned to her. "What? It's true!" She said.

"You don't have a say in this Kurai" Hitsugaya informed her.

"Actually…she's right" Byakuya said.

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"…And then they were like…" Mika and Tori were telling Rina all about the meeting. No, they hadn't found 3 people to fill in but they said they were considering people—yeah right.

"I know 2 people…" Rina started. "…but I dunno if they'll agree to it…" She continued.

"Who? Who is it?!" Both asked in unison.

"Ah…never mind, they'll never allow them…" She muttered.

"Who cares? Come on!!" They yelled and dragged Rina to 1st Division.

"What do you want now?" He asked paranoid. "Rina knows 2 people that could fill in for the captains!!" Tori exclaimed excited.

"You won't like it though!!" She said quickly.

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"Aww…again? Come on!! I have a life ya know!!" Zaraki grumbled as he walked into the room. Another stupid meeting had been called for no apparent reason.

"We were just here 10 minutes ago!!" Hitsugaya protested.

"Oh cry me a river Shiro-chan!" Tori said back to him. "Build me a bridge and GET OVER IT!" She finished her little pep talk.

"Tsukiyomi, who are the two that you think that, would qualify?" He asked.

"You won't like it…"

"WHAT?!!" All the captains asked in unison and shock.

"Are you crazy?!" Mayuri asked.

"Not as crazy as you" She retorted.

"Do you know what they did?" Komamura asked.

"Ya and you kicked them out for it" She answered.

"What makes you think we would allow that sleazy merchant and that harassing father back into Soul Society?" Yamamoto asked enraged.

"Cuz they helped us a lot?" She answered.

"Urahara trained Ichigo which led him to be an ally of ours, and FYI Isshin is his father!!" She went on.

"He is?" Zaraki asked. All eyes turned to him.

"What? They don't look alike!" He pointed out.

"Yeah that's true." Kyouraku agreed.

"…And they wouldn't work cuz Isshin has 2 other kids, and Urahara is well just him" Rina pointed out.

"Yeah and I don't think they'd want to come back either" Mika said.

"Told ya you wouldn't like it!" Rina said in a 'told ya so' voice.

"Why don't we just give the captain position to Kira, Hinamori and Hisagi?" Tori asked who was clearly bored of the topic.

"We can't just give away a position at random" Soifon said.

"And they haven't met the criteria needed for a captain" Unohana added on.

"Criteria?" Mika asked.

"Yes, there are 3 ways a shinigami can become a captain: achieving Bankai, approved by 5 captains and 2 of the remaining (couldn't they have just said 7 captains?), or overthrow the previous captain with the squad as witnesses." Unohana explained.

"I got in the easy way" Zaraki smirked.

"You're the only one who used that twisted method" Kurotsuchi said.

"The second is probably the easiest one to get in." Komamura said.

"That's how I got in." Hitsugaya said.

"What's wrong with Bankai?" Tori asked.

"Barely anyone can achieve Bankai even with the 10 years worth of training" Soifon answered.

"Ohh…"

"And Hinamori isn't in the best of health if you know what I mean. She's stuck in a coma and has been damaged physically and mentally. Kira is someone that doesn't really have self confidence and I guess Hisagi would be okay, but he would have to be able to pass one of the 3 methods." Komamura stated.

"Right" Yamamoto agreed.

After the meeting of death and boredom, Yachiru just happened to call a meeting.

"Aww…come on, this is the 3rd meeting for me today!" Soifon muttered.

"Hey at least these ones aren't as boring" Rina stated.

"Yeah, I wonder what we're here for…" Kiyone thought out loud.

"We'll know whenever Yachiru decides to show up" Rangiku said. Nanao walked in scanned the room and then asked where Yachiru was.

"If only we knew" Isane sighed.

"She better have not called us here for no reason!!" Tori shook her fist at the door. Rukia and Nemu entered the room, but still no Yachiru.

"I swear, if that little pink blob of cuteness doesn't enter in 3 minutes, I'm gonna jump out the window!" Soifon swore.

"I'm with ya!" Rina joined in. As time passed by, the girls were tired of waiting—Soifon and Rina had already jumped out of the window much to everyone's surprise.

"GRR!!! She called this meeting!! It makes no sense for her to be late!!" Tori yelled impatiently. The door slid open, in walked none other than Yachiru snacking on confetti candy.

"Where have you been?" Nanao asked.

"At Byakushi's house, ya know he has candy with him!" She exclaimed delightedly.

"Yeah, well while you were at Byakuya's, we've been sitting here waiting!!" Mika said.

"Yeah and Soifon and Rina jumped out the window!" Rukia said pointing at the window.

"Really?" Yachiru asked with interest. She peered out the window to see Soifon and Rina in the middle of an arm-wrestling competition.

"Hiya!!" She waved out to them.

"Yachiru?! Where the hell have you been?" Both asked in unison keeping their focus.

"Places" She answered.

"Oh and by the way…" Tori started.

"Yeah?" Yachiru asked.

"Since we've been sitting here for so long…my BUTT'S numb and I'm hungry!!" Tori whined.

"TMI!! TMI!!!" Mika yelled as she fell out of her chair.

"Gomen na sai Mika-chan!!" Tori apologized quickly.

"Actually, I don't know why I called you guys" Yachiru said going into deep thought as everyone glared at her.

"Sorry, well gotta go!!" She waved and leapt off.

"Why you little--!!" Nanao shouted out after her. Kyouraku slid open the door and was obviously drunk.

"Hey, any of you ladies free tonight?" He asked while taking a swig.

"Eww…old man…" Mika shuddered crawling under the table.

"No, and you're way too old for us" Nanao said slightly angered at his question.

"What are you talking about my sweet Nanao-chan?" He asked her.

"What's with this 'my sweet Nanao-chan'?" She asked ready to land a blow on his head.

"Shouldn't you go find older women?" Tori asked.

"Like who?" He asked wondering who there could be.

"I dunno somebody that's a captain…like Soifon?" Rangiku suggested. Kyouraku looked out the window and hollered out.

"Hey Soifon!!"

"NOT IN YOUR LIFE!!" She shouted back at him.

"Aww…why not? We've never even talked for more than 5 minutes" He whined.

"You ain't my type, and if you say another word, I'll rip out your tongue before you can say 'Katen Kyoukotsu'" She spat out at him. He retreated from the window clearly shaken by her threat.

"And by the way, those three..." Kiyone pointed at Mika (under the table), Tori (in a corner) and Rina (outside).

"Are already taken" She said.

"What?" Tori asked.

"Huh?" Mika said bumping her head on the table.

"I AM?!" Rina asked from outside.

"Yeah…everybody knows!! Mika you're with Renji, Tori you're with Hitsugaya, and Rina you're with Byakuya!" Kiyone exclaimed happily as the three were wide-eyed in shock.