Arigatou gozaimasu to all who decided to read this!! And big thank you to Tori-62 for helping me! Now let's get with it!

"KEN-CHAN!!!" The high-pitched squeaky voice of the pink-haired lieutenant of 11th Division called out as she leapt over many people's heads and landed on her 6 foot tall captain's shoulder.

"What is it?" He asked not interested.

"Where do babies come from?" She asked innocently with a little giggle at the end.

The room became dead silent, all eyes turned towards the two. He stared at her wistfully hoping that she was just joking and would leave the subject alone. But no, she waited patiently with a smile for an answer from him.

"…Yachiru…why do you want to know this?" He asked dodging her question.

"Because, because!!! Bya-chan has a sister, and Isa-chan has a sister…I want a sister!!" She explained.

"Well…you said the same thing for a dog, but you never got one!" He retorted, feeling a sense of relief.

"Yeah, but I see Koma-Koma everyday so I don't need a puppy!" She said back making the tension rise.

"Uh…well why don't you just call some girl your sister?" He suggested nervously.

"Aww… but they're always so busy!" She whined.

"Ne, ne!! This is the first time I've ever seen taichou scared!" Ikkaku whispered to Yumichika who nodded in agreement.

"Although, I don't think any of us could answer that question" Yumichika added on whom in turn got many 'yes's for replies.

"Go ask a girl!" He told her and then went over to his desk to do paperwork…or so he said.

"Aww…ok…" She sighed; she leapt off him and proceeded to the 5th seat.

"Where do babies come from?" She asked him keenly. The division tried to contain their laughter from their fukutaichou's confusion of Yumichika's gender.

"Uh…sorry to break it to you fukutaichou-san, but Yumichika is a guy" Ikkaku notified her.

"Are you sure?" she asked looking at Yumichika oddly not believing Ikkaku.

"…Cuz that's like saying that you do have hair, Baldy!" She retorted getting many laughs out of it.

"Why you--!!" He roared raising a fist but was restrained by Yumichika and Makizou as she left her division.

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"Ask a girl…Uno-chan might know!!" Her face lit up with glee as she ran off towards 4th Division. "Uno-chan!!" She cried up to her as she tugged on Unohana's haori. She looked down with a warm smile, bent down and asked her what she wanted. "Where do babies come from?" Yachiru asked again with the innocent kid look. Well Unohana was sure stunned as someone of her age shouldn't know such things. "Ken-chan says I should ask a girl" Yachiru explained.

"Well…" She started. "A stork comes to a mommy and a daddy and delivers a baby to them." She said.

"A stork?" Yachiru asked.

"Yes, it's a bird that flies babies over to couples who want a kid" She explained the lie.

"Ohh…ok, arigatou Uno-chan!!" Yachiru waved goodbye as she went back to her division to announce her new discovery.

"Oh that was a close one!" She sighed in relief.

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"KEN-CHAN!!" The same voice called out the same person again.

"Oh no…" He sighed as he pinched the bridge of his nose awaiting her cries to cease.

"Ken-chan!! Guess what!! Uno-chan told me where babies come from!!" Yachiru yelled out excitedly as she hopped onto the desk Zaraki was at.

"Oh really? What did she say?" He asked with a slight smirk.

"Babies come from storks!!" She said happily.

"…They sure do!" He said trying to hold back laughter, the lie was always something told to small children, and he just hoped that she wouldn't bring it up again.

"But I don't know if that's right because I didn't see any stork when I was a baby" She mumbled going into thought.

"You were a baby; you'd expect to remember every single second of your life?" Ikkaku asked.

"I remembered how many clouds there were when Ken-chan found me!" She pointed out, Zaraki nodded saying that she was right. "So what do you think? Do storks bring babies?" She asked staring intently at the men.

"O-Of course, where else do babies come from?" Makizou stammered.

"Hiya peoples, long time no see!" Mika said as she entered the division.

"Konnichiwa, Kurai-dono!" The men bowed in her presence making her feel special.

"Yeah, yeah hi to you too" She said back half-heartedly as a pink-haired menace pounced on her.

"Guess what?!" Yachiru asked nearly jumping up and down from excitement—that or someone gave her coffee.

"What?"

"I found out that babies come from storks!!" She exclaimed as Mika gave her a look of disbelief.

"That's…great Yachiru!" Mika exclaimed covering for the lie and gave her a thumbs up.

"I know!! I learn something new each day!! Like how I found out Ikkaku and Yumichika aren't gay!" She continued.

"What? I thought they were!" Mika cried out looking at the two who gave glares that bore into her mind.

"So did I!! But they're not, so I was really disappointed" She said losing the enthusiasm in her voice. Mika looked over to Zaraki wondering where she came up with all the ideas and where she learned words that she was not supposed to know. He just shrugged, yawned, and then continued listening to Yachiru's discoveries.

The door slid open again. "Hey Mika, taichou wants to see you" Rina said.

"Um ok…" She said then left the fastest she had ever left a division as Yachiru was forced into Rina's unsuspecting arms.

"Rina!! Guess what?" Yachiru asked her.

"Oh boy, here we go again" Ikkaku groaned.

"…But is that true? Do babies come from storks?" She asked suspiciously.

"Uh…well…" she stammered. Talking about well, that subject was something nobody wanted to discuss to children under the age of 13. The men sniggered as Rina was now the victim of the question. 'Oh make me a fool of myself will I?' She thought as she heard the stifled laughter from the men. "Well that part is true, but there's something before that" She started getting many wide-eyed stares at her. Zaraki motioned her to stop but Rina didn't see his signals. "You see, when a mommy and..." She went on, this time every single person in the division whispered and motioned her to stop. It was a very inappropriate question that Yachiru asked and they didn't want her to know the truth until she was at least 160. Yachiru stared up and listened contently to Rina's words so that she would know.

"Rina!! Stop it right now!!" Zaraki roared out petrified that Yachiru would learn too much too soon.

"Well, it's either I explain now or you guys explain to her in the future" She pointed out with a smirk.

"Uh…how 'bout it? We'll explain to her" Ikkaku suggested quickly so Yachiru wouldn't know any more.

"We will?" Those two words made its way throughout the division in surprise.

"Y-Yeah!! It's best that she learns from us anyways!" Yumichika agreed shakily with his friend.

"Okay! Your loss!" Rina left with a smile as Yachiru frowned not being able to find out what Rina was going to say in the end.

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"I can't believe they actually thought I was going to tell her…morons" Rina said to herself as she made her way back to her division.

"Tell who what?" A voice asked from behind her.

"Huh?" She turned her head up 90 degrees to see Byakuya. "Oh…it's you"

"What do you mean 'it's me'?" He asked.

"Nothing" She said back with a smile and continued walking.

"Who were you talking about?"

"Yachiru"

"What about her?" He asked not sure where the conversation that had started as a spark was going to go.

"She wanted to know where babies came from" She said easily as his eyes widened.

"You didn't tell her did you?" He asked worriedly.

"Of course not! She's way too young to know the truth!"

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"I'm in bubble, my bubble…" Tori sang as she sat in the very same spot as she had in the last hour.

Working was something Toshiro hadn't said she had to do so she was glad that she could find the loophole in his words. Ukitake looked at her oddly but continued with his papers. Kiyone and Sentarou grumbled as they held their heads as if they had a headache. After all, Tori had been singing that very same song for 2 hours straight. Mika was doing her work feverishly; it was quite strange since she would just stay away from it no matter what it was. However, due to Yachiru's question that had definitely disturbed her; it had triggered something in her brain to start taking responsibility. Ukitake thought she was sick or something and suggested that should've gone home but she said 'no' and went straight to work. He even called medics from 4th Division to make sure she was alright. They found nothing wrong with her which totally confused Ukitake, but he brushed it off thinking it was for the best. Tori rocked to the side, back and forth singing gleefully, no one stopped her because they had already tried which had resulted in a black eye.

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"Shouldn't you of all people be working right about now?" Rina asked Byakuya who was walking beside her.

"It's nothing important" He replied.

"Nice, skipping out on work, captains sure are lacking these days!" Rina said waiting for some kind of paranoid reaction. As usual a glare was cast at her, she just laughed at it.

"What are you laughing about?" He asked coldly clearly offended by her remark.

"Oh come on! Even after that movie you haven't loosened up at all!!" She punched him in the arm.

"Even if I wanted to, I really couldn't" He said back rubbing the part of his arm that she had just punched.

"Oh and why not?" She asked with her hands on hips looking at him in the eyes.

"You know its something with the nobles and the rules" He answered back.

"Ohh…can't believe you still follow in that crap!" She said back, rules were like restraining orders to her. Nobody liked them, heck nobody even bothered thinking about them.

"Well consider yourself lucky that you can break rules without people caring" He let out an exasperated sigh as he turned back to his division.

"See ya!" She waved, not really noticing his problems.

As Rina entered her division, Tori was still in her spot singing her bubble song. Mika was done all of her work and for some reason decided to do all the work for their division so they pretty much had been caught up to date.

"Um…since Mika did all the work for us, does that mean we can go home?" Rina asked. Ukitake nodded still surprised by the sudden change in his subordinate.

"But Shiro-chan said I had to stay here until 5!" Tori whined abruptly stopping her song.

"I'll get him to change his mind" Rina volunteered then left.

Mika slumped down to her desk relieved that she didn't have to keep writing her name on paper, instead she whipped out her black Sharpie and started vandalizing her 12th desk of the month.

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"Yo Shiro-chan, allow Tori to go home since we don't have anymore work to do" Rina said to him quite informally.

"What? All of the work in your division is done?" He asked quite surprised.

"Yeah…what of it?"

"…Nothing, tell her she can go" He said returning to the stack or papers that Rangiku had purposely forgotten to do.

Rina rushed off to her division to tell her friend the good news. Tori practically sky rocketed out of the division finding something to do, most likely something to do with bunnies or squirrels.

"Hey, is this your 11th desk?" Rina asked Mika whose desk was nearly littered with black doodles.

"Nope, the 12th" she corrected continuing her creations. "Besides, if I'm forced to replace it I'll just ask Ai-Ai" She continued.

"…Ai…Ai?" Ukitake asked looking up at them.

"Ya know, Aizen?" Rina explained, he nodded slightly confused and wondered how many people they had already renamed.

Ukitake and Rina felt a presence behind them and they turned around to see some ducking heads.

"Pathetic" They both sighed.

"We almost got caught there! We have to be more discreet!" Nanao scolded the other women with her.

She and the rest of the Women's Association had decided to find out if the 3 were actually telling the truth or not even though it was very obvious.

"Hey let's go find Tori" Mika suggested getting out of her chair.

"Sure whatever" Rina agreed, both walked out the door pretending to not notice the women right behind the doors.

"They are so obvious" Mika said under her breath looking back slightly. As they turned the corner they happened to bump into the men of 6th Division.

"Shouldn't you guys be working?" Mika asked the two.

"They're skipping out, I guess our laziness is rubbing off on them ne?" Rina asked them quite happily.

"Aww…looks like Ren-Ren and Bya-chan are growing up!" Mika said treating them like little kids.

They glared at her but were just too lazy to go through all the effort to tell her to stop. They heard some sounds of discomfort and grumbling. They turned their heads to their left to see Tori perched up top of Hitsugaya's shoulders.

"HI!!" She hollered out as Hitsugaya (who was now her legs) walked over to them embarrassed since he looked completely foolish. "Have you guys been getting stalkers?" She asked them in a low whisper.

"You too?" Renji asked surprised. They all nodded. As they said that statement they could hear shuffling behind them.

"How long are they going too keep doing that?" Tori wondered. Right after that she had a light bulb. "I got an idea!" She exclaimed. "Just follow my lead" She whispered winking at them.

She jumped off Hitsugaya's shoulders and looked him in the eye.

"Oh what's happening?!" Kiyone wondered excited.

"Shut it!" Soifon shushed.

"So," Tori started off in a loud voice, making sure the 'stalkers' could hear them. "So, Shiro-chan, if it's a boy it will be Shinn and if it's a girl it'll be Sora right?" She asked, he was quite shocked and confused but knew where she was going.

"…Yeah I guess…I hope it's a guy but do we have to name him 'Shinn'?" He asked making sure he didn't sound like he was faking it. Byakuya and Renji had blank stares.

"What're we doing?" Renji asked his captain who just shrugged. Mika and Rina elbowed the guys in the ribs and told them to follow along.

"Um…Congratulations?" Renji congratulated—sorta.

"Yeah…maybe it'll be twins" Byakuya added on.

"Amateurs" Both Rina and Mika sighed at their pro-acting skills.

"Hey we'll be your kid's auntie's right?" Mika asked excitedly.

"Mm-hm!" Tori nodded. "Oh my I can't wait!" Tori then cheered.

"Tori when the time comes you better not kill my hand!" Hitsugaya said finally able to make it sound as if he knew what he was doing.

"Oh my god!! I can't believe Hitsugaya-taichou actually--!!" Unohana exclaimed shocked.

"Don't tell me Byakuya and Renji--?!" Rangiku gasped. The men shot glares in their directions from their accusations.

"What're you looking at?" Mika asked Renji trying to get the conversation back on track.

"Hey Shiro-chan, congratulations to be the first out of us 3!" Renji congratulated once more.

"Uh…thanks? I think…" He said back quite stunned.

"Um…what now?" Rina asked quietly. The 6 stood in silence waiting for someone to speak up.

"What're they doing?" Yachiru asked keenly, she figured out that Tori was supposedly going to get a baby. "Does this mean a stork is gonna come?!" Yachiru asked the women behind her who tried to shush her.

"…Y-Yeah…a stork is gonna come!" Rukia assured.

"You know what? Screw this!!" Soifon declared as she went out. Not long after, the rest of them jumped out.

"HITSUGAYA-TAICHOU!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY---!!!" They all cried out at once in shock and slight anger.

"What?" He asked not understanding.

"I don't get it either" Yachiru pouted. Suddenly they all felt a killing intent around them.

"Um…" Hitsugaya stood behind Tori.

"YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!" They roared pouncing on him. The girls couldn't hold back their laughter any longer.

"Huh?" Isane wondered what was so funny.

"You guys are so gullible!!" Mika laughed.

"And people say I'm dumb; I came up with that idea!!" Tori pointed out.

"So…you're not gonna have a baby and you're still a virgin?" Rukia asked.

"Hell yeah!" She answered with full confidence. Their eyes turned to the other two girls.

"What?" They asked in unison. They shot death glares at Renji and Byakuya.

" Ewww gross no!! We didn't!!" Renji stammered retreating slowly. "Taichou, how can you remain so calm?" He asked terrified.

"Who says I'm calm?" He asked through clenched teeth.

"Just to be on the safe side though, I think you guys should go under a pregnancy test" Unohana suggested.

"Uh…no thanks" Rina said. "Nothing happened!! You and your perverted thoughts—SHAME ON YOU!!" She scolded them.

"Yeah, I'd love to stick around and listen in on your girl talk but…COULD YOU GET OFF ME?!" Hitsugaya asked impatiently.

"GET OFF SNOWFLAKE!!!" Tori yelled out kicking off all the women who were sitting on him.

"Thank you" He gasped for air.

"No problem" She said back smiling.

"So what now?" Mika asked.

"I dunno"

"LET'S GET DRUNK!!" The girls suggested.

"Since when were you guys' alcoholics?" Matsumoto asked getting interested.

"Long story"