Title: Childish Affair

Chapter Two: The Devil Type

Summary: A smug grin creased his lips; maybe a day without Kaoru won't be the end of the world.

Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC, Bisco Hatori created all of the characters.

"Oi Haruhi mind coming over here, and how's about helping?" Hikaru muttered out of irritation. This was her project just as much as hers, so why was he the one stuck doing all the dirty work? His mind wondered off to the morning.

"Good morning class, today we will be dissecting a frog; you may choose your partners."

Hikaru glanced around; Kaoru had caught flu and had to stay home. He felt bad that his brother had to miss out on all the action, a small frown appeared on his lips. He had wanted to stay home as well, without Kaoru he felt so empty and clumsy. First period he had spaced out in the teacher's lecture and failed the pop quiz, and now they were doing the one thing his brother and he had been looking forward to all year.

Tono and Kyouya had coughed up all-and he meant all details of how the class had processed. Tono had been too grossed-out to even watch, well Kyouya calmly continued studying the insides of a frog. Though with each slice, Tono's moans and gagging noises filled Kyouya's ear, once the class bell rang. Their Lord had practically flew out of the lab and stayed in his corner of despair for a week grumbling something about a poor frog.

"You make a horrible mother hen Hikaru."

He amber eyes immediately shot up as he heard the familiar voice of Haruhi. Like a child he crossed his arms and his frown increased. "Who asked you?" Each word dribbled in annoyance and lament. Normally he would've teased her back but he wasn't in the mood for it. All his mind could wonder about was Kaoru, so he blurted out the first thing that popped into his head.

Haruhi sighed; it was obvious he had not taken her bait. And she couldn't really relate to how he felt, after all she was an only child but she knew the feeling of concern. She took care of her dad all the time, so she understood the stress-at least to some extent. "Come on, I bet Kaoru wouldn't like you being so gloomy, especially since you guys have been looking forward to this all year."

A small gasp of surprise escaped his lips; he hadn't been expecting her to remember. They had only mentioned it once, and it had been a while ago now. "Hai…" His eyes narrowed before darting up towards Haruhi. The frown had vanished and a mischievous grin was born. "Well then, let's get this show on the road, eh?"

Those were the last words before screams and squeals shook the school. Girls were yelling at the top of their lungs while boys were hiding until the desk screaming in terror. Then in all of the mess stood Haruhi, she was clearly disturbed and exasperated. Beside her stood the older Hitachiin, his famous smirk on his lips while his arm rested lightly on Haruhi's shoulder. Just to make matters worse, a frog sprang out of nowhere and landed on Haruhi's head.

"RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIITT!"

As the crock echoed in his mind, he whispered, "Oh yeah…"

"You sure didn't need help making this mess," Haruhi stated in a monotone. She most definitely wasn't happy, and worst of all was the lecture that would be waiting for her in the Host Club.

He let out a sheepish grin before chuckling lightly. Then an idea popped into his mind, "Hey Haruhi maybe I could make it up to you?"

She didn't look convinced but she would amuse him. "What is it…?"

"You don't sound all that excited," he commented before ordering, "Okay close your eyes."

She just had a bad feeling about this, she could tell. Still she did it anyways, too tired to care at the moment. Besides how much more damage could a single boy do? So with slight hesitation she did as she was told.

A smug grin creased his lips; maybe a day without Kaoru won't be the end of the world. After a moment of eerie silence he muttered, "Okay open your eyes."

As her eyes fluttered open, frog guts plastered onto her face. Haruhi never the one to get grossed out easily merely whipped it off with the back of her hands. Her weary expression became replaced by a small smile. If he was going to fling guts at her, then it was only right that some got flung into his face.

The afternoon was spent throwing guts around; they would eventually get to the cleaning part.

Today sure wasn't the way she had planned it to be, but at least it wasn't all that bad.

Author's Note: Well another light fluff chapter. I must mind you that this is all occurring near the beginning of the series, this one's probably after episode 16. So nothing serious is happening, mostly just loosely plot based events. Since you guys seemed to like it anyways, I'll just keep with the light stuff. Thanks for the review guys!

Reviewers:

Von von: Yes, it's just a collection of one-shots practically. Glad you enjoyed it though.

Strify: Thank you for your comment; I hope you'll enjoy this one just as much. Though I personally thought it was horrible, I've caught a cold myself and I'm quite drowsy.

Lexy: Will do.

Maiden: Well I've edited some stuff, but I've never been the best with grammar XP Well thanks and enjoy!