"Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm gonna hold back" Renji warned as the two walked over to a bare spot.

"You said that last time too didn't you?" She asked confidently remembering the first time the two fought together.

.:Flashback:.

"…Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm gonna hold back" Renji said as he readied himself.

"Keep talking" Mika retorted getting ready.

"Ok Mika, Renji, you guys ready?" Yachiru asked. They both nodded. She blew her whistle signaling the start of the battle.

Zaraki, Ikkaku, Yumichika and Yachiru were watching intently seeing how well they were. It was actually quite hard to spot them as they were moving so fast.

"Not bad…for a girl" Renji said.

"Oh and what's that supposed to mean Funny Eyebrows?" Mika smirked blocking his attack.

"You're gonna pay!" He roared infuriated by her smartass remark. He swung down violently; she was able to dodge easily. The impact left a huge crack in the ground as well as a huge sound with it.

"Wow, Renji's mad isn't he?" Yachiru commented.

"Yeah, you know how he gets when someone talks about his eyebrows" Ikkaku answered.

"Well he shouldn't have tattooed them if he didn't want to be made fun of, although it doesn't look too bad" Yumichika said.

"HEY I CAN HEAR YOU YA KNOW!!!" Renji yelled out.

.:Flashback:.

"You didn't hold back then and I kicked your ass…hey Urahara get ready for an injured person!!" Mika hollered up to him.

"OK!" He yelled back down to her.

"I've gotten stronger since then ya know, I am a lieutenant" He said drawing his zanpakutou.

"Whatever, you should know by now; GIRLS RULE!" Mika reminded him.

"Psh yeah right…still it doesn't matter, you're gonna lose!!" He smirked. "Remember, I can unleash my Bankai anytime I want"

"If you need to use your Bankai against me…you're weak!!" She yelled running towards him with her sword drawn.

"I don't plan on it!" He blocked her sword. "Wow, you have gotten stronger!" He remarked when the pressure of her blade started sending him back.

"Told ya!" She said she jumped up running her blade against Renji's leaving a trail of sparks. She landed on his back and poked him on the side of his neck.

"Agh!" He yelped. He was a ticklish person so she caught him by surprise. "Take this seriously for once!! I'm trying to help ya get stronger!!" He roared.

"Yeah right, you just got stunned by a poke. And I have to get stronger?" She giggled.

"Then again, when was the last time you took something seriously?" He muttered.

.:Flashback:.

"I told ya I could beat you!!" Mika mocked Renji who lay on a bed inside 4th Division.

"Shut up! You caught me by surprise" He said trying to cover his embarrassment.

"Whatever, don't worry you'll beat me someday!" She flicked his forehead mocking him.

"HEY!" He yelled out.

"Mika can you respect the injured for once?" Rina asked she walked in to see the two of them exchanging curses to one another.

"Uh…yeah if there's an injured person here then I will" She answered sitting on Renji's legs.

"Get off me!!!" He yelled out in pain, kicking her off.

"Ow!!" She landed on her butt on the hard floor. "You're mean!" She pouted at him, crossed her arms across her chest and looked away from him.

"FYI, I'm an injured person!!" He notified her.

"If you can hurt her, then you're not injured" Rina said.

"Exactly!! You tell him Rina!" Mika said to her.

"Uh…are you the doctor by any chance?" He asked uncertain.

"Yeah, I am a member of 4th Division" She replied.

"I could so kick your ass for that comment" He mumbled.

"HEY!! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF THIS DIVISION WHEN I'M AROUND!! ESPECIALLY SINCE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS IN THIS DIVISION YOU MEAN OLD BRUTE!!!" Mika yelled out kicking his bed. "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…" She muttered clutching her foot in pain.

Even though she had caused pain for herself, she got Renji back. Since the bed he was on had wheels, it slid and somehow toppled over landing on top of him.

"This place is supposed to save lives!! Not the opposite!!" He yelled out from under the bed.

"You deserved it!!" Mika yelled as she exited the division.

.:Flashback:.

"I'm so gonna get you back for that!" Renji said as he remembered the bed incident.

"Well you deserved it!!" She retorted slashing Renji in the side.

Both were starting to get tired and were bleeding quite a lot despite the fact that it was only training. However they didn't really feel the pain, both were once members of the infamous 11th Division, pain only occurred if it was a near-death situation.

"Come on Renji!! I'd rather be fighting Zaraki-taichou right about now!!" Mika stated dodging his violent swing.

.:Flashback:.

"Taichou, you want to fight me?" Mika pointed to herself in amazement.

"Yeah, just for fun, I won't kill you—I'll try not to anyways" He said grinning.

"Hmm…okay! Let me contact 4th Division first though" She said.

"Just to make sure you don't die?" He asked. She shook her head.

"Nope, it's for you!!" She said with a sly smirk on her face.

"This better be worth it then"

As the two left for Rukongai, men of the division whispered and huddled in fear. Mika was the 7th seat of their division, she was well-respected since she had beaten every single one of them—except for Zaraki and Yachiru. Yachiru always wanted to play games so getting her involved in a fight was rare.

.:Flashback:.

"You almost died that time!! You sure you wanna say that?" Renji asked landing a blow on Mika's arm.

"Well it was probably the most interesting fight I ever had!!" She retorted parrying his sword.

"You're one messed up kid"

"You're one to talk!!"

"Oh boy, we're gonna be busy tonight" Urahara said noticing the bloodbath happening one floor below him. Tessai sighed in agreement.

"Come on Isoro-dono!! Are you gonna let a girl kick your ass again?!" Jinta yelled to him.

"Shut up!! Ururu's kicked your ass so many times that I couldn't keep track!!" Renji retorted.

"What'd you say?!" Jinta asked shaking a fist embarrassed that Renji had told everyone the deepest secret Jinta had.

"Really?" Urahara asked Ururu who nodded. "Wow, and I was sure Jinta was going to be better since he was the second one…no offense Ururu"

"None taken"


"Renji's killing Mika again isn't he?" Rina asked Byakuya, he nodded. "When is he ever going to learn?"

"Most likely never, he's such a stubborn person" Byakuya sighed.

"True, he's gonna get his ass kicked again by Mika" Rina stated. Both of them could sense them fighting even though they were worlds away from them.

"How can you tell?" He asked.

"It's always like that. Men, who think too highly of themselves, get proven wrong later" She answered.

"Are you saying men are weak?" Byakuya asked suspiciously.

"What do you think I'm saying?" She asked him back giving a suspicious smile.

"You know what? I've never fought you before so I think it's about time we spar" He suggested.

"Are you sure? It is night after all" She asked making sure he was confident.

"Do I need to remind you you're 3 ranks lower than me?" He reminded her.

"So what?! I'm just saying it's hard for me to hold back when I start fighting…besides I think it's better if we fight tomorrow, so we can actually see where we're going?!" She suggested treating him like an idiot.

"Fine"

---

"Ow!! Too tight!!" Mika winced as Ururu bandaged her arm.

"Sorry…is this better?" She asked loosening the bandaging a bit.

"Yes, a lot better" She answered relieved.

"You guys don't know what the word 'restrain' means do ya?" Urahara grumbled as he and Tessai tended to Renji's wounds.

The room that they were fighting had been turned into a complete mess. Boulders smashed and tossed aside, deep ravine-like cracks in the ground and just a messed up looking graveyard.

"Well it's 1 AM, I can't really control myself during the night...especially after I had sugar..." Mika said.

"Quit using that lame excuse!!" Renji said.

"Well I wouldn't have to keep talking about it if someone wouldn't keep forgetting about it!!" She emphasized the 'someone' so Renji would get it knocked into his head."I still kicked your ass even though you're 3 ranks higher than me!!!" Mika laughed at Renji's loss.

"Shut up!!" He grumbled, frustrated that he had lost to her again. Even after all those decades, Mika just seemed to be stronger.

---

"I never want to hear, see, smell, touch or taste red-bean stuff ever again!!" Hitsugaya moaned as he collapsed on the couch.

"Same here!!!" Tori agreed with Toshiro, the red bean pastries were one thing but the main dishes and the dessert were another. "Hime!! Don't you have anything that's not red-bean?!" Tori asked as the taste lingered in her taste buds.

"Um…I might have something…" She said.

"Anything is good!!" Tori yelled out.

"Go look in the fridge, I'm not sure if there is anything" She said as Tori and Toshiro ran off in a cloud of dust.

"Uh…how can you tell what's what?" Tori wondered as she and Toshiro looked at the contents of the fridge.

"Um…how bout we just go and buy ramen?" He suggested after they couldn't figure out what kind of food—or rather was it even edible—she had.

"Ok" She agreed as they exited.

"Where are you guys going?" Rangiku asked smirking.

"Gonna go get food, we're kinda hungry still" Tori explaining shooting a glare at Rangiku for her perverted thoughts.

"At 2 AM?" Orihime asked.

"Well you guys are here watching TV at 2 AM so what's wrong with getting food at this hour?" Toshiro asked. They left before Orihime or Rangiku could answer.


Early morning in Seireitei, a loud pounding noise woke up a very grumpy Rina."Oh who could that be?" Rina grumbled as she fell out of bed. She answered the door disgruntled. "Whaddya want?" She asked half-awake.

"We're supposed to fight now" Byakuya said.

"It's friggin 6 AM!! You wanna fight now?" She asked in disbelief, he nodded. She slammed the door on him hoping to get at least 3 more hours of sleep.

---

"Hey taichou, where's nii-sama?" Rukia asked her captain when she and Inoue arrived at Soul Society. Inoue wanted to train so Rukia volunteered to help her, they had more room to train in Soul Society than back on Earth.

"Probably sparring with Rina right now" He answered. "Furthermore, why are you two here?" He asked them.

"Just to train since the arrancar pretty much kicked our asses, twice" She answered. "I know where you guys can train then, don't make it a complete bloodbath okay?" He joked.

"Like I would actually harm Inoue, she's my friend!" Rukia said disappointed at Ukitake's joke.

"Okay, okay!!" He waved his hands gesturing that he was only joking and didn't mean it. "Just kidding you don't have to get mean on me!" He added on. Rukia's pout became a smile as he led the two friends outside to a training ground.

Somewhere in District #79, Kusajishi of Rukongai, were two shinigami exchanging blows head on. Both were panting heavily as they had been sparring for nearly an hour. Blood trickled down the side of Rina's exhausted face.

"How long do you want this to go for?" She asked gasping for air.

"Truthfully, I have no idea" Byakuya answered.

"You called me out here for nothing then!!" She yelled out enraged.

"Pretty much" He said back smiling.

"One of these days Kuchiki Byakuya…" She said quietly glaring at him. "I'll get you back for this"

"Woo hoo!"

"Come on Byakuya!! Show us what you got!!"

"Yeah take her down!!"

"You better not do anything to him Rina!!" Multiple female voices shouted out.

"What the?" The two who were supposed to be sparring asked in unison and looked up at a tree. In that tree were female shinigami acting as cheerleaders.

"Rina" Byakuya started. "You didn't set me up for this did you?" He asked.

"Well I said I would get you back" She answered acting quite suspicious. "And I know how much you hate your rabid fan-girls so consider us even" She finished with an innocent smile.

"I'm gonna get you for this" He growled as he sheathed his sword and ran over to her.

"Oh crap!" She shrieked as she knew he was gonna start a tickle fight with her. She fled quickly back to her division hoping that her captain would bail her out.

---

"Koten Zanshun!!" Tsubaki shot out towards Rukia who was able to dodge the little 'flying midget'.

"Again!" Rukia shouted out. Orihime's attacks were coming faster and actually more dangerous since they improved her 'killing intent', although it was too soon to say there was improvement. Orihime was too gentle to hurt Rukia in any way so she obviously held back.

"Taichou!!" A female voice shrieked.

"What the hell?" Ukitake turned his head over to where the scream came from. In an instant Rina was cowering behind his back. "What's going on?" He asked very confused. Byakuya appeared before him. "Uh…am I in the way?" He asked Byakuya who nodded.

"NO!!!" Rina shrieked once Ukitake left, she ran off again with Byakuya hot on her heels. "YOU TRAITOR!!!"

"Nii-sama!!!" Rukia called out. He stopped momentarily gave a quick wave then proceeded after Rina.

"I do not want to know what they are doing" Ukitake shuddered in fear.

"It's called they're in love" Rukia informed dodging Tsubaki once more. Ukitake was still quite scared. "I don't want to know what kind of evil perverted thoughts you're thinking of taichou!!" Rukia said to him as she noticed his cowardliness.

"Wha--?! Rukia!!" He shouted out in shock. "I need an aspirin" He muttered to himself, he walked off back to his division only to be met by his 2 loudmouths 3rd seats.

---

"Keep away!!" Rina shrieked as she used shunpo to get around inside the corridors of the building. She flew past Yachiru, Ikkaku and Yumichika. They stood there stunned and proceeded to move along but stopped when they saw Byakuya pursuing her.

"Why is Bya-chan chasing Rina?" Yachiru asked the two men who were wide-eyed.

"A stork's gonna come by" Yumichika sighed shaking his head.

"REALLY?!" Yachiru squealed and chased after the two. Ikkaku looked at Yumichika and just asked him: "Was that really necessary?" Yumichika nodded in response. "YAY!!" Yachiru cheered as she caught sight of the two she was pursuing.

"Yachiru, where are you going?" Nanao asked as she caught her in mid-air.

"Rina and Byakuya are gonna have a baby!!" She squealed, Nanao went wide-eyed, Kyouraku appeared at the doorstep from the news.

"Aww…how cute…Nanao-chan how bout we—"

"NOT IN YOUR LIFE!!" She automatically whipped out her book and slammed it in his face.

"Nanao-chan you're so cold, that's what I like about you!" He said even though he was in pain and in a ball on the floor.

"Would you shut up already, friggin masochist!" She yelled at him slightly embarrassed but mostly angry.

"Can I go now, I wanna know what they're gonna name their kid" Yachiru whined.

"I'm coming with you" She said only to stay away from her flirtatious captain and to make sure Yachiru didn't ask anything stupid or embarrassing.

---

"Get away from me!" Rina yelled since Byakuya had already tackled her tickling her until she cried her eyes out. She was able to escape but that was at 7th Division, they were at 4th Division now.

"Rina!!!" Yachiru jumped into her arms and peered up into her eyes keenly.

"Whaddya want now? In case you haven't noticed there's a madman behind me!!" Rina said freaked out.

"Madman? Wonder who that could be" A voice spoke out from behind her. The next thing she knew was Byakuya poked her in the sides causing her to jump three feet in the air. She was an extremely ticklish person, and when someone tickled her she tended to kick and punch just so it would stop. Unfortunately for Byakuya, he didn't know that.

"Ow!!" He groaned when Rina punched him in the side of the head.

"Ow!!" She moaned. "What the hell is your head made of? Granite?!" She asked clutching her fist.

"So whatcha gonna call the baby? Is it a boy or a girl?" Yachiru asked curiously.

"Huh?"

"You're having a baby right? Feather-Brow said that a stork was gonna come when he saw you two." She explained.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, we are NOT having a baby!" Rina said sitting up on the floor clearly shocked at the confusion.

"Yeah I was just chasing her to get revenge for setting me up in a deserted place with rabid fan-girls" Byakuya added on.

"You're having a baby?!" Isane exclaimed. "Rina, get in here!!" Isane pulled her up from the floor from her arm.

"Isane? What are you doing?" She asked slightly scared at the outcome.

"Just bringing you in for your pregnancy test!" She answered.

"I AM NOT PREGNANT!!! AND I WON'T BE FOR A LONG TIME!!!" Rina yelled baffled at people's stupidity and confusion.

"Oh…well let's just make sure" She went on dragging her in.

"Kotetsu Isane!! Let go of me!! I am not pregnant, heck I'm not even married or dating so let go of me!!" She protested struggling to get free. Amazingly Isane had a strong grip.

"Isane, it's just a misunderstanding!" Nanao said helping Rina out.

"Better safe than sorry!" She replied pulling the helpless Rina in.

"Byakuya!! Help me out here!!" Rina whimpered.

"With what?" He asked smirking. Yachiru tugged his haori, he looked down at her.

"What does 'pregnant' mean?" She asked.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"You know what Isane; I think I'll have that pregnancy test after all!" Rina said to her once Yachiru asked her question.

"Oh would you look at the time, taichou is probably getting drunk right about now, well gotta go!" Nanao left leaving Byakuya alone with Yachiru with the question.

---

"Nice one" Isane laughed.

"I know, now let go of me!" She ordered. Isane released her arm immediately.

"You can leave ya know, I was just joking" Isane said.

"Yeah well I have a head injury thanks to MR. 6 AM OVER THERE!" She raised her voice so that Byakuya could hear her.

---

"Sorry Inoue, looks like I have to go now" Rukia said waving. "Don't worry we'll set up the gate so you can get back" She yelled back. Orihime was led to Soukyouku Hill where the gate was set up. She proceeded to walk to it when 2 shinigami walked along side with her.

"Huh? Why are you coming with me?" She wondered.

"It's been decided that shinigami will accompany humans when they use this gate, just for safety precautions" One explained.

"Oh ok"

---

"I wanna go!! I wanna go!!"

"Since when have you ever been this stubborn and annoying?!"

"OW!! Byakuya!! That hurt!!" Rina whimpered since Byakuya hit her hard on the head.

Apparently a restriction to the 3 girls was placed on them ever since Yamamoto heard about the incident with their zanpakutou's. He figured that Aizen would target them so he would be able to use them. But that was just a theory. Rina wanted to go back to the real world to help out her friends with whatever was going on, but Byakuya caught her and held her back from going.

---

Orihime and the other 2 shinigami were running through the tunnel when they felt someone else behind them. They looked back to see some kind of gate opening. Out stepped an arrancar who she knew clearly. Ulquiorra.


Renji got his ass kicked by Mika...again... And yeah...I'm not such a good writer at fight scenes considering I have no idea how to describe them properly.