Sorry I forgot to credit these people!! Gomen!! Pasasword69 and hmjane for reviewing. Thanks!! Um...I kinda forget how many chapters there are gonna be left...all I know that this is coming to an end...sometime...

"You're kidding me!" Hitsugaya exclaimed when he traced Tori's reiatsu only leading him to a cave with tunnels. "Are you telling me she's in one of those?" He asked himself, sighing at the obstacle that had found him. He entered one of them to be led to an underground chamber. "What the hell?" He asked. Not only was it pitch dark, he found it amazingly easy to navigate. He could tell it was some sort of city. He used kidou as lighting which backed up his theory. "Where to start?" He sighed.

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"Frick!! What the hell is in here?" He roared infuriated from walking into a wall when his path was lit. It was like he had walked into an invisible wall.

"HA! You fell for it!!" A nostalgic female voice laughed.

"TORI!! GET BACK HERE!!"

"…Wait what?!!" Byakuya asked the frantic Rina who was running around the whole manor.

"Just look after her will ya!" She shouted back to him.

He looked down at the infant in his hands. It was Rina's niece that had miraculously survived the massacre and lived on…somehow. Her emerald green eyes looked up at him; she clapped her hands and gurgled happily.

"Ok, Hiroshi…where is everything?!" Rina shrieked.

"Hiroshi? Who's that?" Byakuya wondered. He walked calmly over to the girl who was ready to jump off a cliff.

"Jeez…after a century and you're already forgetting where everything is…" A large black wolf grumbled.

"Well I have an attention span of a rodent, so you can't blame me!!"

"Er…"

"Oh thank goodness you're here!!" She gasped, snatching the infant from his hands. He was speechless at the wolf that was talking. "Oh right, that's Hiroshi" She said. "And you already know Nariko, so ya that's my family…well at least the alive ones." She added on.

"Alive?" He asked not quite understanding.

"Yeah, everyone else is dead if you haven't noticed" She rolled her eyes. "Dammit, mom knows where it is…MOM!!" She hollered.

'I thought she said that her mother was dead…' Byakuya pondered clearly confused. In a matter of seconds, bones flew up into the air arranging into a skeleton.

"Kuchiki-taichou!! Meet…my mother…" Rina introduced somewhat cheerfully.

"…"

"Dammit!! Mika get back here!!" Renji roared clutching his lifeless left arm. Apparently, Mika decided to play another game of tag. The one which Renji feared and hated the most—Torture Tag. "You know the whole area that ain't fair!!" he roared hoping she would come out. It was pretty obvious Mika wasn't gonna surrender so Renji hopelessly wandered into many chambers searching for her. "What the hell is this?!" He yelled in fright; he ran out of the chamber with an army of skeletons trailing him. "Oh shit!!" He ran into another chamber that was littered with skeletons—those ones chased him out as well. "MIKA!!! GET OUT NOW!!!" He yelled frightfully. He heard her giggle coming from…above? "Huh?" He looked up to see her perched on a very large bat. "YOU ARE SO DEAD!!" He yelled shaking a fist.

"Psh, yeah right…" She rolled her eyes. "You're running away from the dead…they can't harm you!!" She informed.

"What?" He asked wide-eyed, stopping in his tracks. He expected a huge collision but it never came. He looked back to see them stopped in their tracks. "…This place is weird…kay let's leave!!" He said motioning her to leave.

"Aww…wanna meet Takeru?" She asked.

"Takeru?"

"Yeah that guy behind ya!!" Renji looked back to see a skeleton almost as tall as him. "He tried to fly so I suggest you don't follow his example"

"…he tried to fly?"

"I wonder what's going on in there…" Unohana wondered alongside with Ukitake, Kyouraku, Zaraki, Yamamoto, Komamura and Soifon.

"Who knows…probably going through a haunted house adventure" Kyouraku answered.

The captains were waiting outside the forest pondering at what had happened to the other 3 captains that had ventured inside.

"Ken-chan!!" Yachiru wailed. She came up behind the captains looking tired and quite distraught.

"What?" He asked noticing her behavior. "You should be in bed." He informed acting all 'fatherly' (he's obviously showing off…).

"I can't sleep" She whined. "There's a monster in my room." She said.

"… (cough)Barney(cough)…" Kyouraku coughed discreetly.

Zaraki shot him a glare. "It's nothing… just go back to bed" He assured.

"Aww…Ikkaku is fighting in his sleep again and Yumi-chan is complaining though!!" She complained.

"Tell em to shut up and just kick Ikkaku's head" He said.

"I tried!!" She said pouting. "I tried throwing icy water on them, burning their hands, throwing pillows; I even released my shikai on them!!!"

"...…" He said through clenched teeth.

She frowned and left back to Seireitei.

"Um…hi?" Toshiro self-introduced himself to Daichi who grunted in a form of an answer. Daichi himself was about as tall as the captain himself so it was awkward.

"Want a tour of this place?" Tori asked.

"Uh…"

"OK!!"

Hitsugaya was dragged around the whole manor; he was obviously spooked by the living dead residing inside the place but Tori said it was normal.

"…you guys are really slow…" she commented noticing that the chimera and the captain were lagging behind. She pulled Hitsugaya onto the chimera, she herself jumped on as well.

"HEY!!" Daichi roared.

"GIDDY UP!!" She commanded kicking his sides extra hard.

He growled silently but started running at full speed.

"YA!!! THIS IS MORE LIKE IT!!" Tori exclaimed happily.

The sound of the rushing wind went in one ear and out the other for Hitsugaya as he was indeed stunned at what he was experiencing. After all, it's not like its everyday you get to ride a chimera!

"Uh…Tori we're supposed to go back to Seireitei ya know…" He informed her.

"Well I ain't going!!" Rina yelled.

"What? Why not?" Byakuya asked.

"F.Y.I… I have to look after Nariko and pretty much this whole entire place…" She said.

"Well…you can bring Nariko with you, I'm sure this place will be in one piece centuries from now"

"Well too bad, I'm not leaving here just to go back to a prison. You know why? Well I'm not in Seireitei right now and I don't see Aizen or anybody chasing after me!!"

"Ne ne!!" Nariko tugged on Rina's leg. Rina looked down at the infant.

"Baf!!" She said.

"…you want a bath at 3 A.M.?" She asked baffled. Nariko nodded as if she understood every single word that was exchanged.

"…ok…um…Byakuya; look out for her for a few seconds kay?" She asked and left the room.

Nariko looked at the captain and held her arms outstretched towards him. He picked her up to her delight.

"Dak!!" She squealed.

"… 'dak' ?" He asked. "Oh…duck" He realized after she pointed to the rubber ducky on the table. He handed it over to her.

She squeezed it and it squeaked. Yes she was very excited about that. She giggled with glee as the duck squeaked every now and then. Her eye caught his Kenseikan. She reached out with an arm to touch the headpiece. Byakuya saw where this was going, he moved his head back. Unfortunately for him, Nariko's hand caught his hair instead of the Kenseikan, so it was very painful as her grip was very tight.

"Should I even ask?" Rina asked returning to the room.

"No" Byakuya answered hastily.

"Ok whatever, just hand Nariko over to me"

"I would if I could…"

"Oh come on!!" Renji yelled dragging Mika outside the cave.

"It's not fair!!" She whined. "I dun wanna go!!"

"Well orders are orders so let's go!!" He yelled strained.

Mika grabbed on to a nearby boulder and clung on for her freedom. Renji tugged at her legs to pull her away.

"ISAMU HELP ME OUT HERE!!!" She hollered to the old bat.

With a single flap of his huge wings, Renji was blown out of the cave. The gust was very strong so he landed quite far from the caves…in fact he landed right in front of the captains' feet.

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"Renji what happened?!" Ukitake asked after Renji descended from above.

"Mika's bat kicked me out…" he grumbled brushing himself off.

"Her bat?" Zaraki asked. Renji nodded.

"She doesn't want to leave at all!" Renji informed.

"It's the same with Tori" Hitsugaya sighed appearing out of the forest. "She's defiant of returning back to Seireitei, since she doesn't have any freedom there."

"Wonder how taichou fared with Rina" Renji wondered. Shortly after that, Byakuya arrived—alone.

"OK THAT'S IT I'M GOING IN AND GETTING THEM OUT!!" Zaraki yelled clearly oblivious to what was in the forest/caves.

"You might not wanna do that…" Unohana said quietly.

As if on cue, the 3 beasts lunged at Zaraki from the shadows.

"What the--?!" He yelled as he narrowly dodged Daichi's tail.

"What purpose do you have coming in here?" The serpent tail hissed.

"To get the 3 girls in there that weren't supposed to be in there…" Kyouraku answered.

"They already said 'no' to you so leave!" Hiroshi snapped.

"Who's gonna make us?" Zaraki asked not wanting to lose.

"Us and—" Isamu never finished since Zaraki cut him off with a roaring laughter.

"You three? All I see is a: puppy dog, a messed up looking cat, and a little songbird!!" He laughed. "You and what army is gonna stop us?" He asked. Well, Zaraki got his answer pretty quickly since bones started flailing about in the air forming into human structures. "…oh…"

"Oh would ya look at the time!!"

All captains and Renji scrambled back to Seireitei in hopes of seeing daylight once more.

"Why do I have to do this?" Renji asked not happy with whatever had happened to him.

"Cuz, Hitsugaya-taichou is almost the same height as the chimera and he'd probably die or something…and I doubt Kuchiki-taichou would ever agree to this!" Ukitake explained.

"Um…I understand the saving Mika part but…do I really have to be in this suit of armor?" He asked. Ukitake nodded.

"And you have to say these lines too" He added on giving Renji a script of some kind.

"Uh…"

"Good luck!"

Renji was pushed into the forest and led back to the caves.

"OK…this is really stupid!!"

He proceeded to where Mika's reiatsu was. Once again she was with the huge bat.

"Er…aw crap…" He muttered. He pulled out a piece of paper which Hisagi had given him before his little 'adventure'. It read: 'Renji, save your damsel in distress from the terrifying dragon…P.S. If you die, I call dibs on your stuff!! Signed Hisagi Shuuhei' "I'M GONNA KILL YA HISAGI!!" Renji roared not realizing that Mika and Isamu's attention was diverted to him.

"Oh hi Renji!!" Mika waved happily.

"Ahem…uh…this is gonna sound stupid but your taichou made me do this!!" He told her in advance of the ridiculous lines he was going to say.

"…okay?"

Renji looked down at the piece of paper and sighed at what it said. "Um…you know what, why don't you read this yourself…" He suggested waving the piece of paper to her. She took it hesitantly and read it out loud.

'Unhand milady ye filthy disgusting beast,

How dare ye snatch her away from me.

I will fight to I die just to reclaim this lass,

For I Sir--

"Would ye quit bullshitting!!?" Isamu hissed unable to listen to the very lame warning letter.

"…ye?" Mika asked stunned to Renji trying to get the helmet of his head but was stuck on.

"SHUT UP!!! Hisagi and your taichou made me do this!!" He roared pulling the helmet off and threw it off to the side.

"…Sir?" Isamu smirked. "Surely it wasn't going to say Sir Renji was it?" He asked almost laughing.

"…It did…" Mika said quietly.

"…You are far from being called 'sir'"

"Mika just come back already!! This stupid suit is giving me a wedgie!!" He pleaded.

"…Aw ok…only cuz I don't wanna hear anymore lame 'knight-in-shining-armor' crap" She agreed and jumped off the bat. "Later Isamu!!"

"Seireitei's this way moron" Renji informed pointing north while Mika went west.

"I have to get Tori …sir…" She emphasized 'sir' with a smirk. Renji glared at her, but followed her.

"Tori!!!" Mika yelled out in the darkness.

"Why is it you guys live in the dark?" Renji wondered out loud.

"Cuz, it's how we live...sir..." Mika answered back. "Oh watch out for that cliff…SIR!" Mika warned only find out she was too late.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Renji's shrill girly scream rang out in the underground area. He landed with a loud thud. "I'm okay!" He shouted back up.

"You could've used the stairs sir!" Mika informed rushing down towards using her kido as a light source.

"…you should've said that earlier…" He grumbled. "And quit calling me sir!"

"Oh ok…all we need to look for is a 3-headed plushy and we'll find Tori!" Mika exclaimed helping Renji up. "...sir..." Mika added on quickly.

"…a plushy?" He asked confused.

"Yup, oh look there he is sir!!" Mika pointed at something that looked quite small, but it was in the distance and their light source wasn't the greatest. They ran over to it, the 'plushy' grew in size.

"…this is…a…plushy?" Renji asked surprised. Mika nodded. "It's breathing!!"

"I know!! Isn't it life-like sir?!" Mika joked.

"OMFG IT'S A CHIMERA!!!" He yelled backing away.

"Chill, it's just a lion, goat and snake all into one sir" Mika assured somewhat.

"Tori?" It asked.

"Yup"

"Good thing you're here…" It sighed; he disappeared for a second but reappeared in a flash with the girl on his back.

"Hi Mika!! Renji…what's with the getup?" Tori asked Renji.

"It's a long story" He grumbled.

"Oh ok"

"Ok, let's get Rina!!"

"Wait a minute…you mean we have to walk all the way back to the caves and then walk all the way into the forests then walk all the way back to Seireitei?!" Renji asked.

"YUP!" Tori and Mika answered cheerfully in unison.

"…If ya haven't noticed I'm in a frickin suit of armor!!" He yelled.

"Ya so what about it…sir?" Mika asked.

"…It gets hard on my feet!!" He moaned.

"Well deal with it" Tori said as she and Mika moved forward. "...SIR!" Both girls shouted out with a widespread grin on their faces.

"Agh--!" Renji groaned slapping his head.

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"YO Rina!!!" Mika called out slamming the doors open.

"What?" She asked quite bored.

"…who's the kid?" Renji asked wondering.

"Nariko…my niece" She answered. Nariko crawled over to Renji and tapped his suit of armor.

"Ta!" She exclaimed, rapping her knuckles against the steel.

"Aww…she likes you!" Rina said.

"Anyways we have to go since well this guy wants us to leave" Mika pointed at Renji rolling her eyes.

"Okay…but what's with the armor?" Rina asked.

"It's a long story involving your taichou" He muttered.

"Ya, Uki-kun and Hisagi-kun forced Sir Renji over here to do this stupid little act" Tori laughed.

"…Sir?" Rina questioned with a confused look on her face.

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"Renji's been gone awhile now…" Ukitake said to himself.

"Maybe he died…" Hisagi wondered. "YES!!! I LOVE INHERITANCE!!!"

"Don't get all excited he's probably taking his sweet time. Although I think we should go check up on him" Ukitake suggested.

"Ok…I'll get Kuchiki-taichou…he'll probably wanna confirm if his bumbling assistant is dead or not" Hisagi said.

"Ok, meet back here later"

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Well getting the trio back to Seireitei was going nowhere as Mika and Tori started mocking Renji with the 'sir' remark. Somehow they started to speak with different accents and just found it as fun. So far they covered: British, French, Texan, and Italian. They even spoke in different languages and some of which were not humane. For example they started to speak in monkey and penguin. How they could understand each other is a complete mystery.

"Should we go back now?" Mika asked looking outside the window to see that it was noon.

"Nah this is more fun" Renji said.

"Ok, what next?" Tori asked.

"…hmm…how about…Spanish?" Rina suggested.

"Ok…time to be a Spaniard…er…hola!!"

"Um…"

"…okay maybe not Spanish…"

"How bout idiot?" Someone suggested.

"…I've never heard of that before have you Mika?" Tori wondered Mika shook her head.

"…What moron suggested that anywaoh my god!"

"Hi Uki-kun!! Hisagi-san!! Byakushi!!" Tori waved cheerfully.

"Aloha, Hola, Ni hao, Konnichiwa, Bonjour, Hallo, Goddag, Ciao, привет, Hello." Ukitake said back.

"Whoa…you said 'hello' in 10 different languages!!"

"Hawaiian, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese, French, Dutch, Danish, Italian, Russian and English!! You're so pro!!" Mika said in awe.

"How'd you know he said them in those specific languages?" Rina asked curiously.

"I dunno…"

"Whatever we're going back" Ukitake sighed.

"Good…this suit is killing me!!" Renji shouted out.

Ok, you've probably guess I don't know any Spanish except for 'hola'...anyways I was being lazy and decided to finish this one up today. Don't expect a new chapter out soon since I'm such a lazy-ass teen. And btw, Ukitake said hello in 10 languages and those are the words. I listed them in order Mika said it...If it's wrong...screw it! Well next chapter has something to do with Sir Renji...I think...(I don't have a plan so shut up!)