Next one-shot. Don't forget, if you haven't already noticed, Tu Amor was just updated right before this one was, so read that one if you didn't read it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana or Sadie Hawkins dance by Relient K.

A dance was coming up in school in a week or so, and it was kind of big for the kids in school. It was the dance where the girls had to ask the guys out for a date for the dance.

Now, Oliver would of loved if one special someone would just ask him, she's single, she's nice. She's beautiful. She has brown hair. She has beautiful eyes. A nice voice. But she was waiting for the right moment to ask someone.

Oliver walked down the hallway. He could see all the girls in the hallway together in bunches, asking each other who they should ask. He could even hear the girls in the bathroom talk about who they were going to take to the dance.

All the girls in the bathroom talking
Who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins
My ears are burning, but I kept on walking
Smile on my face and an air guitar rocking

Oliver looked around and yawned. He saw Sam Wilson, a man on the football team, getting asked out by Rachel Rowing. A girl who loved to knit. The weird thing, Sam said yes. It wasn't like Sam was that cool anyway. It was just odd to see a football player go out with a knitter.

The Sadie Hawkins Dance
In my Khaki pants
There's nothing better
Oh, oh, oh
The girls ask the guys
It's always a big surprise.
There's nothing better
Baby, do you like my sweater?

Oliver walked into class and sat in the back of the class room. The whole hour was tiring, so he decided to just close his eyes and…

"Mr. Oken!" His teacher screamed. "Get up here and give that speech that was your homework last night!"

Scared, Oliver nodded and walked up to the front of the classroom. He noticed Miley sitting near the middle of the classroom smiling at him, giving him a thumbs up. Oliver smiled back and nodded. He took his paper with only a few sentences about the Mayflower on it. It could be anything you wanted it to be, as long as it was a persuasive piece.

So, he made one up.

"Everyone keeps saying stuff about how teachers shouldn't give out homework. I say, they should! Because if they don't give out homework, we'd probably have more school so we could review the thing again and again to increase our knowledge on the subject. I mean, seriously, dudes. If we didn't have homework, imagine having less days of summer vacation just to work on reviewing the subjects and stuff about what we learned. We need to review the subject, so we need homework. Maybe not as much homework as we get now, but we should have homework every now and then to review things," Oliver said, pretending to look down at his paper every now and then.

Everyone clapped and he bowed. "Thank you! Thank you very much! Now, give a round of applesauce to Mrs. Karr!" he said, accidentally saying applesauce instead of applause. Everybody began to laugh. Mrs. Karr got angry and said, "Get to your seat, NOW!" so Oliver ran to his seat.

Sitting in the back of my next class napping.
Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping.
Told a funny joke, got the whole class laughing.
Think I got a tan from the light which I was basking.

Later, it was lunch time, and nowhere to sit. Miley wasn't in lunch yet, and Oliver already brought a lunch. He scanned the lunch room, and found a real good spot near some cheerleaders who dressed in their uniforms today because they had a big game today.

Joe Welk, the quarterback of the Solanco Mules, stood up, and looked at Oliver who was about to sit in a seat near the cheerleaders. Joe went up to Oliver and said, "Why, hello, Ollie-Oak." he said, "You sit here then your asking for a beating."

Oliver shook his head. "No. I won't be needing a beating today, Joe." And ran off into the hallway before Joe could chase him.

A girl with long curly brown hair stopped Oliver in the hallways. "Hey, Oliver." It was Miley.

Oliver smiled. "Hey, Miles. What are ya doing?" He asked.

Miley looked happy. "I was wondering if you would like to go to the dance with me?" she asked, embarrassed, but happy.

Oliver smiled and hugged her. "Of course! You don't know how long I've been waiting for you to say that!"

Miley smiled and hugged back. "I'm guessing two days, because we found out two days ago there was a dance."

Oliver smiled, and blushed. "Yah. A long two days…"

Scan the cafeteria for some good seating
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating
The quarterback asked if I'd like a beating
I said that's one thing I won't be needing
And since I'm rather smart and cunning
I took off down the next hall running
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning.
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning.

She said, "you're smooth and good with talking. You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins."

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