Beastie Boys

Garfield Logan sat nervously in the hopital's waiting room. His green hair, eyes and skin were drawing lots of attention. You know, that kind of attention that makes you want to stand up and scream, "What're you lookin' at! If you had a freak reaction to a life-saving serum you'd look like this too!", then sit down and brew calmly like Raven on a bad day. He chuckled to himself, but immeadiately regretted it as a dozen more eyes turned to him.

Misery. he thought, wanting to loll his head back and let his tongue hang out. Misery, misery, misery, misery.

Thef doors of the emergency room burst open as paramedics rushed in with a young black woman with snow white hair. One glance said her arm was broken and something had gotten to her stomach, which dripped blood through white bandaids. Following the mad fray of shouting doctors was a bald man in a wheelchair and a huge blue furred man. The bald man spoke in a no-nonsense tone to the blue creature, whose shoulders slumped visibly. Baldy followed, blueman turned and took a heavy seat by Garfield. The immense blue creature let out a long rumbling sigh. Garfield sat quietly for a moment. He twirled his thumbs. Glancing up quickly he dropped his eyes noticing blueman watching him. After a long silence, Garfield put on a broad goofy smile, showing off his gleaming k-nine.

"Hi there." The Blueman didn't move, his gaze averted. Garfield lost a bit of steam, but he wouldn't be deterred. The blue haired man looked in need of a decent laugh.

"I'm Beast Boy." Silence.

"What's your name?" Another silence. BB cleared his throat, tugging at the tight suit's collar.

Beast looked up at the mention of beasts. It was the young green man's name. Though Beast wasn't in much of a talking mood, his curiousity was overwhelming. The young man tugged at the collar of his black, purple and gray suit, an obvious sign of stress, then tried his enormous grin again.
"So, whatcha in for? I mean, uh... you know, ho'd your friend... get... um... injured... Yeah..." the one called Beast Boy asked. Beast sighed, but for the sake of civilization, answered him.

"A battle with a group of mutant terrorists trying to promote mutant domination." Beast looked over at the green boy.

"You?" the boy shrugged.

"Waiting for the results of a couple of tests. I got shot by this dude, Red X, and he gave me a dose of this creepy anti-serum," BB said, raising his hands into wiggling scary claws with shifty eyes, "That took away my morphing powers. He said it was temporary, but I'm not so sure."

Beast nodded, returning to silence. It was quiet for a moment until the young man spoke again.

"You wann hear a joke?" the young man asked, still smiling ridiculously.

"Uh... Sure." Beast answered hesitantly.

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor?" Beast raised a brow.

"Why?"

"Because he felt a little crummy!" With that, the young man burst into snorting laughter. Beast felt a smile tug his lips. The young man slapped his knee, still giggling.

"Oh Dude! You gotta hear this!" he said.

Two hours later-

"So she says to me, 'If I hear one more of your cruddy jokes, Imona throw you out that window!' So I started one, and Rae grabbed me an like, threw me out the Titan Tower living room window. But I'd morphed into a duck and flew back in!" Beast and Beast Boy crumpled onto one another in laughter. Gar didn't care who stared. The look on Raven's face that time? Priceless, and worth a good laugh. Beast sucked in a breath.

"Okay, so once, we were on a job in Europe, and Logan told me this story about Bobby and his mom..."

Beast Boy and Beast didn't realize Professor Xavier and the Titans crew standing in the farthest corner. Raven was fuming about the last story BB had told.

"So who wants to break up the party?" Robin asked. Star volunteered. She walked up to the green and blue creatures smiling broadly.

"Friend Beast-" she was cut off by laughter.

"Star! Star, you gotta tell him about that time you and Raven were all," BB fluttered his eyes, causing Beast to fall out of his chair in uncontrollable laughter. Beast boy slapped his hand on his head on his head and snorted as he giggled, falling into the empty space beside him.

Robin and Xavier their foreheads simultaneously as starfire hesitantly launched into the story. Robin sent in Cyborg, only to lose another soldier. When he sent Raven in to retrieve the team, there was a burst of laughter and she stormed back, sitting on the floor in meditation.

"This could take some time." Robin groaned.

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