A.H.13: Well, the reviewers have decided. Sora, you're going on a trip.
Sora: Yay! Where?
A.H. 13: Castle Oblivion!
Axel and other Org. members: WHAT!?
A.H. 13: I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, or its characters. T-T
Aqua: You can dream master, you can dream…
A.H. 13: MUSE! Quiet!
Aqua: Yes A.H 13.
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Why Axel Hates Chibis-chapter 2- The Fall of Castle Oblivion
"Axie, are we there yet?" asked Sora, wanting to open Silent Hill and play the violent game. "No Sora, and if you ask me one more time, I swear I will break the game! That Fireball up your ass offer is still open too." Axel threatened. Sora pouted and looked out the window and noticed that the landscape was dreary and it looked like it was night time. Sora was getting so impatient, that he couldn't take it anymore.
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"No"
"Are we there yet?"
"For the love of all that is evil…NOW WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Axel parked the car and opened the door for Sora. Sora stiffened and knew where they where, he almost died here after all. "Axie! Why are we at Castle Oblivion!?" squeaked Sora. "Whatever you do Sora, be nice. Society already sucks and I don't want Zexion to kill himself." Said Axel. "Okie dokie Axie! Hey, that rhymed!" exclaimed Sora. "Oh lord give me strength…" said Axel.
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"Hi evewyone! Please don't kill me!" asked Sora, putting up his hands in defence.
"Aww! He's so cute!" squealed Saix.
"He looks like a brat to me." said Larxene.
"Give him a chance Arlene!" said Marluxia.
"Let's give him a bath!" said Demyx.
"HEY! No drowning my other!" said Roxas.
Axel looked at Roxas with a look that said 'I'm going to get you for this'. "Eh, don't worry Axel; we're trying to find a cure for Sora. Turns out Izma herself didn't know a cure for the spell." said Roxas. He rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment. "Listen you…nobody…you! I can't keep him around with me! I don't want him with me! He's a little brat! So you'd better find a cure soon!" yelled Axel. What both Axel and the Organization members didn't know was that Sora listened to the whole thing Axel said and began tearing up. He wiped away his tears and smirked as he headed to the member's rooms…
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Everyone heard a shriek coming from Larxene's room and ran to see what was wrong. They gasped at what they saw. Larxene's underwear was thrown all over the place and her makeup was smeared on the walls. Some of her other cloaks were singed and her journal was ripped into tiny little pieces. "WHO THE HELL DID THIS!?" she screamed. Everyone backed away from her since she began to spark.
"Must have been Sora." Said Axel, surprised that the chibi keyblade master would do something so evil.
"Sora? But why would that little cutie destroy Larxene's room?" asked Saix.
Roxas remembered what Axel had told him and said "You're a bastard, you know that?" "What!? What did I do!?" "Because of what you said, Sora did this!" Axel stopped and realized something. If Sora had destroyed Larxene's room, then that must mean…Oh lord! "EVERYONE! GO TO YOUR ROOMS IMMEDIATELY!" yelled Axel. All of the Organization members ran to their rooms.
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"OMG! MY LANCES!"
"MY FLOWERS!"
"MY ROOM!"
"That little brat will die!" said the whole organization. "It's my fault." said Axel "I should have never said all those things. But…he is a brat." Roxas glared at Axel and back at his destroyed room. Suddenly, the chibi keyblade master came out holding 13 diaries (A/N: Yeah, yeah, they have diaries (Journals for the boys).) "WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU SORA!" yelled Larxene.
Sora calmly looked at her and opened to a page in a yellow book and said… "Larxene? I didn't know that you collect plushies." Everyone went wide eyed and then started laughing. "I-I don't!" she tried to protest. Sora switched to a blue book and said "Demyx? You play with rubber duckies and mermaid barbies in the bath?" "LIES! ALL LIES!" yelled Demyx. At that everyone started to laugh. Sora began again "Zexion? You have flowers in your room and doodle about…pretty ponies!?" Everyone got quiet and looked at Zexion.
He looked even more depressed and started towards the bathroom. "Okay Sora, that's enough reading for today!" said Axel, holding back Zexion and swiping the books from Sora. "Aww, but they were getting good!" yelled Sora and he did the most babyish thing that anyone had ever seen. He dropped onto his stomach and started to bawl his eyes out while banging on the floor.
Everyone panicked and began to yell. Sora stopped throwing his fit and wiped his eyes as he looked at the adults before him. "God must love stupid people, he made so many" he said and the adults stopped, looking at the calm child. They all went to clean there rooms and fix everything, but not before strangling the mini keyblade master.
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"Okay, one more time." Said Axel as he was trying to fix his room with the little magic he knew. (A/N: I know he knows a lot of fire magic, but I meant the other kinds of magic, like gravitation spells, repair spells, etc.) Sora shook his head and said "Hogwarts drop out." "What?" "Nothing!" Axel frowned and then managed to create a spell to fix his and everyone else's rooms. "Aha! I did it!" the room then suddenly went up in flames. Before Sora could open his mouth Axel put his hand up and said "Say something and I'll tell Larxene to torture you" Sora gulped at the thought of the sadistic savage nymph's ideas of torture.
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Sora looked at all the nobodies eating in front of him (A/N: Do nobodies even eat?) and took a plate for himself. "Well, I did a good deed today." said Marluxia. "Did you get a receipt?" asked Sora. "No, why?" asked Marluxia. "When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS." responded Sora. Everyone in the room snickered at what the child sitting with them said.
Demyx laughed like a maniac and everyone looked at him. He looked around and then asked "What? I'm just laughing!" Everyone looked at Sora to see if he was going to say one of his famous quotes. Sora opened his mouth and said "Demyx, smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think you're on drugs." Everyone nodded in agreement and looked at the chibi for more words of wisdom. "WHAT!? I'm only a child! Not a priest!" yelled Sora when he notices everyone was staring at him. The organization members looked away and began to whistle.
"Hey! Let's have a sleepover in Axel's room! It'll be fun! Pweese!?" squealed Sora as he did the infamous puppy dog eyes of doom! (A/N: Muahahahahahaha! Axel: Um, Aqua? A/N: huh? What? Oh, sorry.) Everyone shielded their eyes, but it was too late, they saw it. Even Larxene and Zexion caved. They all agreed to the sleepover. Nobody noticed Axel's hair on fire, except Demyx who put it out with water. "You know, you didn't have to do to me what you did to Hades." Said axel through his wet hair slicked down by the water. 'I need to change' he though as he went up to his room…
To Be Continued
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A.H13: Gomen nasai! I blame everything on school!
Axel: Yeah!
Sora: Axel, shut up.
Axel: HEY! You were the one who suddenly created a sleepover spontaneously! I get to say whatever I want as payback!
Sora: I despise you…
Axel: Likewise.
Aqua and A.H.13/holding their heads/ Ahhhhhhhh! So many big words!
Sora: aren't you supposed to be smart?
A.H.13 and Aqua: Oh yeah! YAY!
Sora and Axel/sweat drop/ …PLEASE REVIEW!
A.H.13: Send some ideas on what should happen at the sleepover!