Hello! Sorry It took so long to update. How long had it been? Like a week? Shame on me... I accept my punishment but please accept this chapter as my apology!

Disclaimer- I no own One Piece!

Ah, my dearest diary. How are you? Feel like jumping on the bed? Huh?!! You think I'm a horrible, psycotic person? Don't worry! I'm only like that on the inside:)

And the story continues...

I was making myself confortable in my cute new house when I heard Blondie shout 'Dinner' so I assumed that I was supposed to go and socialize with the freaks.

I paused half-way down the ladder. How much money could I make if I used the crew as a circus side show?

"I can see it now. I shall call the them the 'Rubber Band!'" I chuckled to myself. It would be endless entertainment... For me at least.

As I reached the deck I realized that I had no idea where dinner was. Now being a super genius I came up with a backup plan. "Let's fetch the bologna!"

I went to get my sandwhiches then proceeded to eat them on top of boaties goat like head.

I began munching on my sandwiches, stroking boatie, telling him sweet nothings like 'your so sweet' and 'that outfit makes you look sexy'.

And thats where Nami found me. I think me and her are gunna be good friends.

"Hey! You missed dinner. Sanji was worried the whole time, he thought you were starving yourself." What? Blondie thinks I need to starve myself? Does he think I'm fat? This calls for serious revenge.

"I'm eating!" I hold up my final sandwich and shove it in my mouth. "Swe!"

"You know... You can't live in the crows nest." Ah so whiney pants finally tattled on me. Another revenge. I need to keep a revenge journal. These are getting to hard to keep track of.

"Then where do I live?" I ask, lower lip trembling, just in case she tries to deny me a bed.

"We can share my cabin. I know Zoro is still looking for you. He wants to know what glue you used." Hee! Zoro's finger was still stuck! I wonder how difficult it was to eat... What kind of pain will he go through to get it out? Now I felt somewhat bad. I guess I should just tell her.

"Uh... Crazy... Soooooo if we share a cabin does that mean your offering me protection?"

Nami nodded. She's so cool! "But you have to keep torturing these guys. It's priceless!" Now that was what I called a deal! Heck ya!

So after everything was settled me and Nami went to bed. Has anyone told her she snores? I mean seriously! I could probably hear her on the other side of the friggin ship! I was seriously tempted to get some corks or something but I promised Nami that I wouldn't pull any pranks on her. Damn, this sucks.

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The next morning I wake up to find out that we had already set sail. Why didn' t they wake me up? Am I not important to them? Ugh. Another revenge for me. I decided to go with that idea of a revenge journal. This is what it looks like so far:

Luffy -2- 1.) Poking me. 2.) Setting sail w/out consulting me.

Usopp -1- 1.) for telling on me (he is officially a pit sniffing ninny)

Zoro -0- He's been a good chicken latley.

Blondie -2- 1.) for calling me fat. 2.) for being different.

"Wow." I say as I look my list over, "that's alot of revenge. This is gunna be fun!" I get up and leave just to find out that the door wouldn't open. "AHHHHH HELP!" I scream and yank on the handle. I look around in a panic. "Eeeeek the walls are closing in on me!!! I think I'm going to die!!!!" I get off the floor and start banging on my door as hard as I can.

The door knob turned slowly and the door opened. "Thank god!" I said as I jumped into the arms of whoever opened the door. It turned out to be weed head. Oh shit! I cry inwardly. How could I forget to turn the friggin handle?!

He grabbed me by my T-shirt again and searched the pockets in my shorts. It seems he freed his finger from his nose. "Oooo! I didn't know you liked me like that!" I mean seriously, he's trying to get in my pants already?

"Shut up twerp!" He scowled. Man that was an ugly face. "Ah-ha!" He said and he pulled my crazy glue from my pocket. "Got it!"

"What?" this was not happening. "I can't believe you only loved me for my glue!" No. It's not true! It can't be!

"Uh... Right. Whatever." He dropped me on the ground. I wasn't just going to let him get away with this. No way in hell! So I did what came natrually. I bit him, in the hand. It turned out to be the one holding my glue.

Unfortunetly the seal broke and glue went everywhere, glueing my mouth to his hand. Odd, his hand tasted like lotion. Ha! He acts all tough but 'Mr. Scary Swordsman' has to have baby soft hands. Unless... Uck. Nevermind I do not want to think something like that when my mouth is glued to the area in question.

"Ah! You dumb shit! Get off of me!" He tried to shake his hand free but I was stuck on there preeeeeety good.

"Ifs nof my fauf wo werk!" Great now I couldn't even form sentences. So I just took the oppurtunity to slobber as much as I possibly could to make his experiance that more unconfortable.

"Ugh! Knock it off!" He was so easy to anger. It was fun! "Let's go get Sanji..." Why does he say that like its a bad thing? Does he want me attached to his hand forever? Whatever... I'll just make this as difficult as possible.

"Im sweepie... ZzzzzZZZzzz..." I decided to doze off right there, so Zoro had to drag me into the kitchen to fetch the chef.

I woke up when hot water was poured all over my face and mouth.

"Ahhhhh!" I yanked my head back and Zoro's hand didn't come with it. "Yay!" I jumped up and did a jig.

"What do you say shitty swordman?" It was Blondie with the insult. I never understood why Blondie called him shitty swordman... was he a better one? By the way he talks you would assume so.

"Yeah, whatever..." Weed head got up and left, leaving behind an angry Blondie. Why did he hate weed head so?

Well now Blondie was scary enough as it is so I decided to leave in search of entertainment. And I found it too. In the form of a drunk singing Luffy.

Now this guy couln't sing if his life depended on it. It almost sounded as if someone sat on multiple cats at once. Perfect.

"Hey Luffy. You wanna join my band?" Man I can be so evil at times.

"YOU HAVE A BAND?!" Luffy shouted in awe. He was even dumber when drunk.

"Of course! We should preform at dinner tonight!"

He seemed to think it over before shouting 'Okay!'

We practiced all day except during lunch and the two hours that Luffy passed out. I made sure that he sung twice as bad and twice as loud.

"You excited?" I was. This was going to be fun!

"Yep! Sure am!" There was about five minutes left until dinner. I had butterflies. I was able to teach Luffy a simple song of do, re, mi, fa, so, la, ti, do.

"Dinner!" It was time! Everyone seemed relaxed. Probably cuz I haven't really done anything to them today. But all that was about to change.

Everyone sat down and began to eat. Me and Luffy had rehersed this many times. We would eat some and then Luffy would annouce that he want's to sing a song, to make it look like it was all his idea.

"Hey guys! I learned a new song! Wanna hear it?" NO! Don't give them an option! You'll ruin the whole thing!

The crew just looked up, half scared to death. "Luffy, you know you can't sing!" Usopp was mean. Why does he have to say such rude things all the time?

"Who says?" Luffy pretty upset. Then he started to sing on the top of his lungs. "Do- A DeeR, a feMALE DeEr! RE- a spot OF GOLDen SUN! Mi- a NAme I caLL MYsElf! Fa--"

"Owwwww! Luffy shut your big mouth." Zoro didn't like Luffy's singing. Well, it didn't look like anyone else did either. But I thought it was beautiful!

"Awww! Don't stop Luffy! It's really good!" And with my encouragement Luffy took a big breath and continued the song.

"Nooooo!" The crew shout and cover their ears.

"YAY!" I shout and get up and dance.

"Ahhh! My ears are bleeding!" Now that was an obvious lie. Usopp must learn to stop lying. I shall teach him a lesson!

"Luffy I'll give you a whole ham if you just shut-up!" NOOOO! Blondie was ruining the song! I didn't understand why the crew was on the verge of tears, but this was just plain mean... Wait maybe they really loved it too! Awww too bad I told Nami to bring ear plugs, darn.

"Huh? I want meat!! I promise Sanji! I promise!" Hmmmm... Luffy's weakness is meat? Who would've guessed? It seemed like things would get easier fron now on. But that Sanji... He was a crafty one, and he had power over meat... Now it seemed to get harder.

"So Luffy... Who taught you that song?" Blondie asked as he gave Luffy the biggest ham I've seen in my whole life.

"Ed." CURSE YOU LUFFY! Why can't you be more like Usopp sometimes. Now I have to cover for myself. "She's so cool! And she can sing reeeeaaaaal good too!" Aw! Luffy just made up for one of his revenges... Wow, he's smarter than he looks. And trust me it ain't that smart.

"So." Blondie turned and looked at me. He never treated me like he did Nami. I think it was because I'm flat, or the fact that I look like I'm 12. Maybe he thought he would be a pedifile if he liked me. Oh well! "Next time. Don't encourage Luffy to sing. It's... It's just plain horrible." Now why would I do that? I wanted something in return. Hmmmmm...

"I want a fur coat! It's sooooo cold out here I'm gunna get me a cold!" He seemed to know where I was coming from and just nodded as we all finished eating.

"We hit port in two days." Nami held up two fingers. "Got it?"

"Peace V man!...Er, lady!" She raised her eyebrows. "Got it." I sighed.

Two days later we would hit port on a small island that I never bothered to get the name of. But where ever we went I ALWAYS had fun... Even to the torture of others:)

Okie Dokie! I must say that the lyrics that Luffy sings is from 'The Sound of Music' I watched it 3 times in a row and yeah I think I lost a few more brain cells from that one. Oh well! XD Please review!! Thanks oodles!